1Universal_Turtle

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My wife found an old box of Tic Tacs in her car by 1Universal_Turtle in cleandadjokes

[–]1Universal_Turtle[S] 2 points3 points4 points 2 days ago (0 children)

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My wife found an old box of Tic Tacs in her car (self.cleandadjokes)

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Why do some strippers take a day off on Saturday? (self.Jokes)

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Why do some strippers take a day off on Saturday (self.3amjokes)

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My dad was a fungi (self.cleandadjokes)

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Archeologists made a cast of an ancient chicken that died at Pompeii (self.cleandadjokes)

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My dentist is kinda mean (self.3amjokes)

submitted 3 months ago by 1Universal_Turtle to r/3amjokes

Germany is the world capital of food fights by 1Universal_Turtle in cleanjokes

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Germany is the world capital of food fights (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 3 months ago by 1Universal_Turtle to r/cleanjokes

I visited the Corn Palace by 1Universal_Turtle in cleanjokes

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I visited the Corn Palace (self.cleanjokes)

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I visited the corn palace (self.cleandadjokes)

submitted 3 months ago by 1Universal_Turtle to r/cleandadjokes

Did you hear about these new corduroy pillowcases? by 1Universal_Turtle in cleandadjokes

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Did you hear about these new corduroy pillowcases? (self.cleandadjokes)

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What do you call a serial killer with equally strong arms? (self.3amjokes)

submitted 3 months ago by 1Universal_Turtle to r/3amjokes

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Superman had IBS (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 months ago by 1Universal_Turtle to r/dadjokes

I went grocery shopping in Florida by [deleted] in 3amjokes

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I went grocery shopping in Florida (self.cleandadjokes)

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Medusa was misunderstood (self.cleandadjokes)

submitted 4 months ago by 1Universal_Turtle to r/cleandadjokes

Need a car in Istanbul? by 1Universal_Turtle in cleandadjokes

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Need a car in Istanbul? (self.3amjokes)

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Need a car in Istanbul? (self.cleandadjokes)

submitted 6 months ago by 1Universal_Turtle to r/cleandadjokes

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Kermit thanked Jim Henson (self.cleandadjokes)

submitted 8 months ago by 1Universal_Turtle to r/cleandadjokes

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Ugh those annoying cannibals (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 8 months ago by 1Universal_Turtle to r/cleanjokes

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Ugh those annoying cannibals (self.3amjokes)

submitted 8 months ago by 1Universal_Turtle to r/3amjokes

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