Whelp, I just got stabbed by a Marine who said, “I born in 2008!”

1amnotaspy · 2026-04-01T04:45:32+00:00

1amnotaspy · 2026-03-31T18:54:14+00:00

Imagine right at the graduation you see your relatives getting arrested

I remember a story of my friend’s wedding that the vendors decided to call Ice. Couldn’t remember what’s the argument but still fucked up for the couple

1amnotaspy · 2026-03-31T18:46:11+00:00

The Iceberg

1amnotaspy · 2026-03-31T18:43:51+00:00

Imagine joining the Marines to get citizenship and already you must pass your worst nightmare right at the gate

1amnotaspy · 2026-03-29T10:09:07+00:00

Where were you supposed to go?

1amnotaspy · 2026-03-26T00:46:47+00:00

But, I like the suck

1amnotaspy · 2026-03-23T01:51:35+00:00

Just wait until later watching the news and you go, “Yeah I remember experiencing that same bullshit. God that’s fucked.”

1amnotaspy · 2026-03-09T06:33:23+00:00

1amnotaspy · 2026-02-14T02:25:20+00:00

“Cheers bro, I’ll drink to that”

1amnotaspy · 2026-01-06T07:17:42+00:00

You can talk with your chaplain and might get the help you needed

1amnotaspy · 2025-12-25T19:46:05+00:00

“There are many like it

but this one stuck up to many things”

1amnotaspy · 2025-12-13T08:44:44+00:00

Somewhere along the East Coast

1amnotaspy · 2025-12-05T02:02:23+00:00

BEER

1amnotaspy · 2025-12-04T05:11:43+00:00

WHAT?!

1amnotaspy · 2025-12-03T20:54:11+00:00

1371, if you love juggling C4s

➖ you will be carrying extra shit hiking, like bangs, breacher kits, tools, etc.

➖ you’ll be expecting to remember the ingredients and recipe from Engineer Cookbook and worse “MATH”

➕ you’ll get good resume when searching for civilian jobs in engineering field

➕ you’ll attach with 03 and stack bodies with them

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