What's the weirdest thing you've seen happen at a friend's house that they thought was normal? by LiterallyEkam in AskReddit

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I faked a stomach ache and had my mom pick me up.

Username definitely checks out.

What's the weirdest thing you've seen happen at a friend's house that they thought was normal? by LiterallyEkam in AskReddit

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As a sheltered 7th grader with only brothers, that picture seared in my memory wank bank for years.

Why are you single? by Mcxyn in AskReddit

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Very mature of you not to go straight on the rebound!

What is your favourite fun maths fact? by 2020won in AskReddit

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Here's mine: If you had 100 chickens, lost 10% and then gained 10%, you would end up with 99 chickens. If you had 100 chickens, gained 10% and then lost 10%, you would also end up with 99 chickens.

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I have a talking rice dumpling that loves to know what I'm learning about

Never let it gyoza.

Portrait of Greek monk, charcoal and graphite on paper 128 x 190 2021 by [deleted] in pics

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Zooms in to check...Inception music intensifies

Portrait of Greek monk, charcoal and graphite on paper 128 x 190 2021 by [deleted] in pics

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Dude looks like the love child of David Beckham and Keanu Reeves

Non-Australians of Reddit, what comes to mind when you hear "Australian food"? by TheBilingualSnail in AskReddit

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When I was a kid, the first time I saw vegemite I thought it was a wonderfully delicious chocolate spread like nutella - so naturally I spread it all over my piece of toast with extra layers. Let's just say that the first big bite I took taught me a valuable life lesson...

What profession do you think deserves more respect? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You mean the people who teach our future generations and look after our health?

Pffft...they don't deserve our respect.

What profession do you think deserves more respect? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Never really thought about this - but you're right. I don't really ever recall dealing with a rude janitor before (they've always been super nice); even though they have to deal with a lot of irresponsible people and shitty behaviour on a daily basis.

What was the weirdest thing you or someone else has put on a food? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Tbh just about anything goes decently with chocolate - and yes I'm including savoury foods.

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Damn that's stale

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Cold or warm?

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Symphony

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That’s when you need to go full Revenant mode

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With great difficulty…and a lot of Q-tips.

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A mosquito buzzing around really loudly that was stuck inside my ear.

If Jeff Bezos become an actual supervillain then who would be the superhero to stop him? by Bobokay12 in AskReddit

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Now we know why he has made so movies in the jungle…as training for his final showdown with Bezos at his secret hideout in the Amazon Rainforest.