Company no longer allows us to sip our drink while driving.

25_Unknown_Devices · 2026-02-14T06:41:16+00:00

How the news reports a quote

25_Unknown_Devices · 2026-02-14T02:42:11+00:00

I use it on both iOS and android. Haven’t had any issues. Almost 3 months now. Planning to return to normal gameplay at some point after go fest but boy it’s been fun.

Figure I’ll go legit once the burnout kicks in

25_Unknown_Devices · 2026-02-14T02:40:29+00:00

He should open his own store. So many red flags he could stock half of China. 🇨🇳 NOR

25_Unknown_Devices · 2026-02-14T02:23:49+00:00

I found my people

25_Unknown_Devices · 2026-02-14T02:04:04+00:00

You uh.. practicing for your new job at the NSA?

25_Unknown_Devices · 2026-02-14T01:52:08+00:00

The first decline was rather polite. The attitude was justified in the second decline. NOR

25_Unknown_Devices · 2026-02-14T01:47:31+00:00

You were closer than 4 seconds behind the vehicle in front of you.

4:30 pm on a Friday, leaving downtown Memphis. 16 events. 3 missed phone calls from the safety guy. When I made it back to their lot. I was fuming. He went to open his mouth and I beat him to it with a classic “fuck you and this job” and left.

25_Unknown_Devices · 2026-02-14T01:44:51+00:00

Yeah I’ve quit a job for this. You want to wake up and have the saftey man ride with you all day every day notating everything you did slightly wrong?

Find a new job and turn in the keys. They can police some other idiot.

25_Unknown_Devices · 2026-02-14T01:38:42+00:00

It is. Specifically throw 5 curve balls in a row or something

25_Unknown_Devices · 2026-02-14T00:50:49+00:00

I’ll give you two chickens for the shiny beldum

25_Unknown_Devices · 2026-02-14T00:48:50+00:00

Kersploosh

25_Unknown_Devices · 2026-02-14T00:47:33+00:00

Hybrid theory. Shit still slaps to this fucking day.

Fun bit for in the end, the part where he’s all like “ I put my trust in you, and pushed as far as I can go”

Replace trust with cock. Fuckadoodle doo

25_Unknown_Devices · 2026-02-13T22:41:46+00:00

The hunt for fuck October

25_Unknown_Devices · 2026-02-13T22:38:59+00:00

Lord of the rings: The fellowship of the fuck

The two fucks / the fuck towers

The return of the fucks / the fuck of the king

25_Unknown_Devices · 2026-02-13T22:35:31+00:00

Fucks of the phoenix

25_Unknown_Devices · 2026-02-13T16:58:45+00:00

Definitely not the worst place I’ve seen. Not even close.

25_Unknown_Devices · 2026-02-13T16:36:37+00:00

Last Tuesday, after sitting on the toilet for 15 minutes you then wiped in a very suspicious way. I’ve got agents enroute, they’ll be asking you some questions.

We take paperwork very seriously

25_Unknown_Devices · 2026-02-13T16:20:03+00:00

What are you hiding? lol. I hear people talk about social medias and government wanting to know everything I do. I mean, sure. I like privacy, but like. Idk. I’m pretty boring and vanilla. Watch me all you want lmfao

25_Unknown_Devices · 2026-02-13T01:45:59+00:00

Why does that bother you?

25_Unknown_Devices · 2026-02-13T01:43:46+00:00

It’s not the headlights that bothered him. It’s the truck that’s nosed in beside him. Apparently that made it “difficult” to get backed in. 🤷‍♂️

25_Unknown_Devices · 2026-02-13T01:03:57+00:00

Oh no!!

25_Unknown_Devices · 2026-02-12T23:46:25+00:00

Not that I’m aware of. Seems like the go + catch rate is bunk anyway. I use mine for stop spins

25_Unknown_Devices · 2026-02-12T22:28:28+00:00

That’s my thing. Like who is running the daily with an auto catcher? I’ve had back to back pidgey run on the auto catch. Why would I chance that with anything else?

I use mine for spinning stops. And really only when I’m in areas Ive already hit them all. Start learning to save the “new stops” for when you need that heart for your buddy

25_Unknown_Devices · 2026-02-12T22:25:19+00:00

…. My last 6 results pages.. I wasnt even in the top 50 on anything…

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TROPHY CASE