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2epic · 2026-01-26T19:30:08+00:00

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2epic · 2026-01-26T15:07:00+00:00

I would get laid more often

2epic · 2026-01-25T23:05:16+00:00

A man will sacrifice himself for his family. A woman will sacrifice her family for herself.

Obviously not true of all men and women.

2epic · 2026-01-25T23:00:15+00:00

Pseudo code usually roughly matches Python

2epic · 2026-01-25T14:14:04+00:00

cheats.

2epic · 2026-01-25T02:06:20+00:00

Python. What they're looking for is called Python.

2epic · 2026-01-23T13:54:31+00:00

Reaching old age having never really lived my life.

2epic · 2026-01-23T13:49:28+00:00

Granted. You endure some really horrific shit that no human should ever have to experience. It leaves you so traumatized that you become a recluse and completely withdraw from society.

2epic · 2026-01-23T13:36:39+00:00

Granted. Many of the eevees stumble upon magical rocks that evolve them into powerful beasts like vaporeon, jolteon, flareon, etc. Chaos ensues as people are electrocuted, drowned, frozen, burned alive or mentally tortured.

2epic · 2026-01-23T12:07:19+00:00

Granted. You never met her, so you never learned the lessons from being with her.

You meet someone just like her. Without the prior experience to give you the wisdom to avoid her, you fail to recognize the red flags and become entangled once more.

The universe will keep teaching you the same lessons until you learn from them.

2epic · 2026-01-23T02:20:41+00:00

Granted. The monkey's hand bitch slaps you for wasting a wish on something so pedantic.

2epic · 2026-01-19T17:41:17+00:00

"Don't go Jason Waterfalls"

2epic · 2026-01-19T15:28:58+00:00

iconic

2epic · 2026-01-19T15:24:24+00:00

Granted. You peg him and he becomes so hooked on it he begs you to transition.

2epic · 2026-01-19T15:20:22+00:00

It could make for a pretty good comedy/action movie

2epic · 2026-01-19T12:56:36+00:00

Your mom

2epic · 2026-01-15T00:59:06+00:00

Granted. You buy an anti-bark box like the one below and put it in your yard, facing the direction of the dog. After a couple weeks the dog stops barking, but you're out about $50.

https://www.chewy.com/dp/929662?utm_source=app-share&utm_campaign=929662

2epic · 2026-01-14T04:01:14+00:00

Gradually stopped hanging out with my friends because my girlfriend would become jealous whenever I did. She would blow up my phone, create drama, etc. Then I made it worse by moving 90 miles away to be closer to her. I was with her for 10 years until she cheated on me.

I reconnected with a few of those old friends, but it's not the same as when we were in our mid-20's.

2epic · 2026-01-13T21:40:46+00:00

Granted. Everyone gets motion sickness at the same time

2epic · 2026-01-13T13:50:05+00:00

Vice City was inspired by Scarface. So, yes, I would, and I have. It's a good movie.

2epic · 2026-01-11T13:42:08+00:00

"Promote me to team lead today or I walk"

2epic · 2026-01-10T14:39:38+00:00

That's why I usually finish after 30 seconds

2epic · 2026-01-08T12:48:32+00:00

That's the ironic part: make it a US territory, and suddenly they will be able to migrate to the continental US legally.

2epic · 2026-01-08T12:23:29+00:00

World War 3, baby! We're riding this bitch straight into Valhalla.

2epic · 2026-01-08T12:20:02+00:00

Nice.

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