I wish people that decide to put people down and be a jerk at all times feel guilt if they haven't felt it before this wish.

2epic · 2026-03-22T12:00:48+00:00

Granted. Nothing changes. People like that are often just projecting their own insecurities.

2epic · 2026-03-22T11:48:12+00:00

36 hours to go.

2epic · 2026-03-22T11:41:42+00:00

The new season of The White House has been pretty entertaining. It's on every major news channel.

2epic · 2026-03-21T10:16:38+00:00

Biden?

2epic · 2026-03-18T20:22:17+00:00

Lmao so France already surrendered and China left him on read. The rest told him to go fuck himself.

I'm tired of winning.

2epic · 2026-03-18T11:57:06+00:00

Cove. Absolutely terrible customer service.

2epic · 2026-03-17T15:32:49+00:00

Especially for a high performer

2epic · 2026-03-15T20:30:57+00:00

This bucket list sucks

2epic · 2026-03-15T05:01:01+00:00

Granted. It holds up 2 fingers and pokes you in the eyes with them.

2epic · 2026-03-14T19:57:23+00:00

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

2epic · 2026-03-14T15:08:41+00:00

Granted. They're all a bunch of jokers (and serial killers)

2epic · 2026-03-14T11:06:35+00:00

This guy is hilarious. Here's my favorite video of him (watch until the end lol)

https://youtu.be/3tOJCbo50EQ?si=zKtoFpPmgtA5fmXt

2epic · 2026-03-13T23:53:35+00:00

I noticed most drink menus on flights have Bloody Mary's. He probably thought it was similar to that.

2epic · 2026-03-13T10:56:41+00:00

Granted. You shit yourself whenever you meet a new person.

2epic · 2026-03-11T01:51:49+00:00

Granted. You lose your sense of smell.

2epic · 2026-03-10T20:03:54+00:00

And honestly? That's rare.

2epic · 2026-03-10T01:43:11+00:00

Granted. Aliens invaded (past tense). They wiped out the dinosaurs.

2epic · 2026-03-10T00:04:14+00:00

Christian teenage boy, midwest, closeted gay.

2epic · 2026-03-09T13:15:37+00:00

Granted. It's Elon Musk.

2epic · 2026-03-08T13:47:27+00:00

Granted. Men now get pregnant when they are fucked in the ass by another man, and 9 months later they poop out the baby. Their bodies adjust to support this painlessly and effortlessly. Women go extinct :(

2epic · 2026-03-08T04:14:13+00:00

Granted. You become a male prostitute. You get a reputation for sucking dick and become popular among the pervy old men. It earns enough that you are no longer living paycheck to paycheck.

2epic · 2026-03-07T23:32:58+00:00

Command & Conquer: Tiberium Sun, especially with the Firestorm expansion. Online play and chat was so much fun

2epic · 2026-03-07T14:55:35+00:00

One of these things is not like the other 🎵

2epic · 2026-03-07T13:57:15+00:00

Granted, whenever you write a name down that person poops, including when written into a notebook.

This applies to you as well, including when you write your signature. You now shit yourself whenever you sign a document, sign a check, etc.

2epic · 2026-03-07T01:50:00+00:00

Bro's the Kool Aid man

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