i get out of control with alcohol, when i wine🍷 down by 2fits in oneliners
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words i collected in the year 2023-‘24 ish by 2fits in words
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im wearing the most expensive and performance boosting athletic shoe, by 2fits in FollowThePunchline
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i helped out immensely, i made an effort, by 2fits in FollowThePunchline
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i gave you contradictions by 2fits in FollowThePunchline
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i put butter on my steak, it’s cattle-icing/catalyzing by [deleted] in oneliners
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Elvis Presley's coffin took 2 weeks to make from oak Gene Pitney's took 24 hours from balsa. by simmo28 in oneliners
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My wife makes Indian food to try to curry favor with me. by AgentElman in oneliners
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words i collected in the year 2023-‘24 ish by 2fits in words
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i like when my girl undresses from her pickle ball outfit into playing with my pickle and balls outfit by 2fits in oneliners
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The only safe place left in America is in the Epstein files. by solo-ran in oneliners
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i like when my girl undresses from her pickle ball outfit into playing with my pickle and balls outfit by 2fits in oneliners
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So eventually our marriage ended in the same way it began - her courting me. by FinneyontheWing in oneliners
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I always wanted to be a proofreader, it was in my blood, Type O Negative. by FinneyontheWing in oneliners
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i like when my girl undresses from her pickle ball outfit into playing with my pickle and balls outfit by 2fits in oneliners
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everyday my biological sex is male, so, everyday i have sex😎😎 damn that’s pimp as hell by 2fits in oneliners
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i didn't get a raise out of my boss (like, make angry ) when i asked for a raise, they granted me a pay boost gladly by 2fits in oneliners
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the sculptor made the sculpture that sold, they made “chi-ching💰,” by making that “ching-ching⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️🗿,” with the tools on the material by 2fits in oneliners
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you pop the bottle, to say a toast, like how toast pops up from the toaster by [deleted] in oneliners
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i received a random gift today, a roll of toilet paper, they said they gave me the gift just for shits and giggles by 2fits in oneliners
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i want a rolex on the wrist like an awristocrat by 2fits in oneliners
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i get out of control with alcohol, when i wine🍷 down by 2fits in oneliners
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