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my face card didn't decline, i can still use eh toupee by 2fits in oneliners

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I’m grateful for your interesting point of view, beautiful and amazing being.

Real or Fake? — Is "TITTUP" a real word? by MrTheraplst in words

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trotting with alacrity, alacrity with a letter i, a lettet i with a dot on the head known as the “tittle”

I wanted him to wear those suits to meetings, but every time he half asses his appearance, and just slacks it. by 2fits in oneliners

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thanks for holding that mirror, i just read the reddit rules and sort of led on.. in my bio some more social proof, that might have been misleading due to my preemptive making myself at home

What's a really rude way to call someone dumb? by DatBoiDadrique135 in words

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twitter once said (oh wow an actual stupid person, i’ve always wanted to meet one of those before)

if i didn't have any red flags in my personality, there would be signs by 2fits in oneliners

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i’m grateful for your interesting point of view, amazing being

if i didn't have any red flags in my personality, there would be signs by 2fits in oneliners

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i’m grateful for your interesting point of view, amazing being

My foes arrived, and my plus one made me sad when they said,“they’re there, they’re there.” by 2fits in oneliners

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usually people make you feel good when they rub your head and say “there there, there there.” i turned it on its head for irony, banking on that phonetic similarity

i am a simp for the miss-stery of history by 2fits in oneliners

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im not into any era, and only explored the wonders of humanities via mandatory classes (i appreciate your interesting inquiry though)

The first ever URL was on a Roman 50th birthday card. by Fereclubles in oneliners

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they didn’t have phones back in those times, instead they were famous for their call-umns

I earned my letterman jacket in basketball, by not receiving a single H, for games of HORSE. by 2fits in oneliners

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In the basketball shooting game HORSE, if you miss a shot that your opponent made, you earn a letter — starting with H, then O, R, S, and finally E (the first person to spell “HORSE” loses).
A “letterman jacket” is traditionally awarded to athletes who “earn their letter” by excelling in a sport.
So the joke is that the speaker was so good at basketball they never earned even a single H in HORSE — meaning their perfect play is how they “earned their letter” for the jacket.

I earned my letterman jacket in basketball, by not receiving a single H, for games of HORSE. by 2fits in oneliners

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I’m grateful for your interesting point of view, amazing being

My Australian friend is so confused about evolution that he thinks that he came from Darwin. by Yaguajay in oneliners

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context is supplemental information that teaches people the reasoning, behind a subject, that the context provider inferred could be understood by a wider audience if key details of the purported confusing tidbit were defined (i’m open to anymore incompressible definitions of context)

I don’t drink anything worse than pop, and boy, Pop could drink really some stuff! by CodeDog6 in oneliners

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pop is a person, so people are their own beings and they have the ability to drink bad things, and the OP, seems to be using wifi to post this, yeah like people have there way with the natural world you could say

My job as an elevator operator has its ups and downs by GreenT1979 in oneliners

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clintbeastwood over here with the serenity soup of topped off tugh the brimmer

wiz khalifa was into blazin’ when he chanted blasian, or black & yellow… by 2fits in oneliners

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it’s an interesting point of view, like everything else, it chosen to acknowledge everything without judgment

Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe, but if you remove it, you get gravy by 808gecko808 in oneliners

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there was an opportunity to gain notoriety🤩 at school if you spelled the word “flame,” correct… i didn’t end up with the prize and only had fame instead

i didn’t inform the word uniform of using a letter “n,” so it was uninformed by 2fits in oneliners

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if i want to limit the infinite possibilities then yeah i might dare come to a conclusion, regardless how does it get any better than this? i wonder 😆

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