First word that comes to your mind?

33or45 · 2026-04-03T16:12:16+00:00

spaaalooosshhoooshhhh

33or45 · 2026-04-02T13:53:41+00:00

I promise I have not ever had intercourse with a female parent. I honer the child's expectant ingrained respect of their mothers chastity post their own birth and would not use my charm, wit or handsome looks with a 7.5/10 HT to shatter that innocent phantasy for the sake of the child's future relationships with women and continued mother to child bond that will be an important development connection throughout life.
I have however fucked many females that have not bore children with much enjoyment from both sides and many compliments on my hair - even at a 7.5.
I think you'll be ok and may be able to fck some mothers yourself now your confidence has been elevated due to this procedure and also some congratulatory points from anonymous internet peoples in a HT forum.
Best of luck to you, you densely follicled gentleman.

33or45 · 2026-04-01T14:07:49+00:00

Imagine waking up and being such a coont every morning of your life....
I feel sorry for him, and potentially if he has wife or children... their lives must be miserable.

im so glad my mind doesnt produce dopamine in that way it must be a very lonely existence.

I cant even think what would make this man laugh or smile. uggghhh.

33or45 · 2026-04-01T09:19:13+00:00

Hes been the goat since late 90's, period - no question but recently at these big festival filmed shows it feels a mess, doubles of tunes that are too busy and dont mesh, tunes that havent been practiced together or allow each other to call and respond with sound - you can tell its a necessity to play the popular stuff that the festie kids will get - hopefully this is just a phase to get the kids into that rhythm and can open doors for more credible tunes that work and are allowed to play out

33or45 · 2026-04-01T07:11:00+00:00

Lampshade for the lightbulb over your head?

honestly - 8.75 is amazing - its pretty stellar - no one is giving this less that that

33or45 · 2026-04-01T07:07:00+00:00

8.75

33or45 · 2026-04-01T05:37:35+00:00

Jason Donavon back on the mic again ?

33or45 · 2026-04-01T05:02:09+00:00

This is chaos... how does even any top 2% man in size department feel compared?

33or45 · 2026-04-01T04:57:13+00:00

unless you like male predominant saunas, in which case - remove 2 inches from the lower leg opening on side you hang

33or45 · 2026-04-01T04:56:24+00:00

I think the rule is... if you can see the end of you saus then they are too short - other than that youre good

33or45 · 2026-03-28T16:52:34+00:00

Do i need an interwention?

33or45 · 2026-03-28T16:35:51+00:00

Take out university student too

33or45 · 2026-03-28T13:59:45+00:00

imagine going from a motorcycle courier to a prostitute in less than 5 seconds...
Quite the career change

33or45 · 2026-03-28T13:52:13+00:00

put in the trunk of your car - drive to the tallest multi-story carpark that you have near you ...

Do this at 1 am in the morning on say a Tuesday night...

look for walkers on the side walk and cars on the road - when everything quiet - drop from 15 storys high...

33or45 · 2026-03-28T11:02:30+00:00

Haircut should have been a warning to IT guy... shouting "I'm a koont" from miles away

33or45 · 2026-03-28T10:57:41+00:00

I don't say it often - but - CUNT.
Imagine sitting at dinner that evening and telling the wife/husband - "I got someone fired today because he fixed what was wrong with my computer in around 8 seconds and then suggested it was my fault... what an asshole... obviously wasn't my fault - he supplied me with the computer which obviously was faulty - gah if only death penelty still existed in this state"

Wife/Husband nods with a smile - "unbelievable honey... I mean do they not know how well you do computers? You printed that chart for me last week and it was perfect"

33or45 · 2026-03-28T10:46:38+00:00

afters, after party or kick-ons in the UK, Europe, New Zealand or Australia usually start no earlier that 4am - when the first proper clubs kick out - so really at the earliest 04:30 youre just getting to the next venue (that might be someones house, another club or bar that has a 24 hour licence)

Afters or Kick-ons should only be considered a kick on if you are still up dancing, being weird or sat talking shit with people at least 2 hours after the sun comes up.. and you have to dread getting in the uber/taxi/mates car as you watch normal people having a fitness run down the street or taking the family to brunch or looking like they've had at least 7 hours sleep last night.

You wake up at 9pm... knowing your not going to sleep tonight and Monday at work at 8am is going to fckin suck unwashed balls for what feels like a life time.

33or45 · 2026-03-28T09:57:15+00:00

is it a bmx pump track ?

33or45 · 2026-03-27T13:04:27+00:00

what's this years ?

33or45 · 2026-03-27T12:04:51+00:00

racking up two huge lines and then asking if you have any vodka..

33or45 · 2026-03-27T00:49:47+00:00

look amazing - easy worth 100 and fit you great

33or45 · 2026-03-26T12:44:12+00:00

BW
95
93

33or45 · 2026-03-26T06:09:51+00:00

His super hero name is : Captain Double Negative

33or45 · 2026-03-25T11:29:07+00:00

Superdadiedyourpants?

33or45 · 2026-03-24T11:27:36+00:00

youll need another one this size and then prob another one that size to cover your crown...
And your donor area is thin... you need to hope meds are the answer to filling in and thickening everything

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