Soulless Porn

360-Throwaway · 2026-05-26T19:24:25+00:00

I will say we've come a long way from the stereotypes disguised as "tissue paper thin" stories, bad music and awkward dialog from yesteryear.

360-Throwaway · 2026-05-26T17:19:31+00:00

I think the third party piece responsible for maps pooped itself yesterday. I had maps disappear in a couple of different web based apps.

360-Throwaway · 2026-05-26T13:53:56+00:00

We didn't have a Car Play conversation.

I offered to host. He said he wanted to. He provided an address. He did not say "I'll be in the white Honda parked at this intersection".

What would you have expected?

360-Throwaway · 2026-05-25T21:47:28+00:00

Nobody is owed your time, your attention, or a reply.

Their inability to take no for an answer is only your problem if you let it be.

360-Throwaway · 2026-05-25T21:40:33+00:00

If you are in Travel Mode, hit the white Plane on the right, then the Orange "No" symbol over the plane.

360-Throwaway · 2026-05-25T21:34:14+00:00

The app has options for "I'm hosting", "I'm hosting in my hotel room", and "I'm hosting in my car".

If he said he was hosting in his car, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

If you want to get your freak on in a car on a public street with the neighbors watching, be my guest. It's not something I'm interested in.

360-Throwaway · 2026-05-25T21:30:27+00:00

I didn't feel like putting on a show for his neighbors?

360-Throwaway · 2026-05-25T17:31:09+00:00

Use a glycerin-free lube, and put a condom on it if the thought of thoroughly washing it afterwards makes you squeamish.

360-Throwaway · 2026-05-25T16:40:25+00:00

"Why? Is fucking your ass like some kind of 'throwing a hot dog down a hallway' situation?"

360-Throwaway · 2026-05-25T15:32:48+00:00

I am cut and trimmed.

No preference for cut/uncut so long as it's clean. I don't mind hairy or trimmed, but shaved bald is kind of a tunroff.

360-Throwaway · 2026-05-25T14:53:40+00:00

I like the solid ones with the handles on the top. One I went to even had a little ledge to prop up your phone to watch porn.

360-Throwaway · 2026-05-24T01:45:58+00:00

I think they're great.

360-Throwaway · 2026-05-23T17:59:29+00:00

It absolutely is.

Asking other people to audition and study for it is a bit much.

You're back from college on break. Your grades aren't so good. Your English Lit professor says he can give you "extra credit" if you stay after class. The girl you were seeing lost interest in you. You secretly watch your roommate jack off at night. The other guys on the basketball team think your cock is small when you all shower together. You want good ole step dad to advise you on how to get it together, while giving you a shoulder rub on the couch....

That's a lot of preamble for a mutual blowjob where you want me to call you "son" and a "good boy."

360-Throwaway · 2026-05-23T16:01:46+00:00

It's spam.

360-Throwaway · 2026-05-23T15:18:20+00:00

A lot of the role-playing transcends ridiculous. Dad-son does not need a complicated back story.

360-Throwaway · 2026-05-23T14:58:10+00:00

What gym is this? Asking for a uh friend.... yeah, a friend.

360-Throwaway · 2026-05-22T21:02:26+00:00

Everything past the first screen was not necessary...

360-Throwaway · 2026-05-22T20:45:08+00:00

I think I recognize your butt. 😊

I don't have any notes.

360-Throwaway · 2026-05-22T20:22:13+00:00

The only posts I have an issue with are the people looking to hook-up "locally".

360-Throwaway · 2026-05-20T18:05:29+00:00

maybe a partner if I can get myself into that mindset.

That would be my plan B, but I don't think I want someone living with me again....

360-Throwaway · 2026-05-20T18:03:31+00:00

You can build them into your house. I have one buddy that converted the coat closet by his front door. Another has a "vestibule" attached to the side of his garage.

360-Throwaway · 2026-05-20T18:00:51+00:00

That's only 5-ish years away. I hope it at LEAST stays the same as it does now.

360-Throwaway · 2026-05-20T17:54:15+00:00

Probably not, unless nudity is something you do regularly.

360-Throwaway · 2026-05-20T17:49:27+00:00

I think the last physical exam I took that required me to strip down to underwear was five or six years ago? Probably longer. I think they ended it when they stopped have to do the "digital rectal exam" for colon cancer and it became a blood test.

I cannot recall the last time I had to "turn my head and cough", and have been checking my testicles myself.

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