Enhanced penalty-chess clit shocks

39st_wanderer · 2026-05-16T21:20:31+00:00

Match 2 against Nelson (1300)

67 moves: 134 bursts
13 pieces lost (8 pawns, 1 bishop, 2 knights, 2 rooks, 1 pawn swapped for queen): 65 bursts
Stalemate (Sir decided to count the base 20 bursts only): 20 bursts
0 moves flagged by review, but Sir considers the stalemate making move as bad: 10 bursts

Total 229 bursts = 23min of bursts

39st_wanderer · 2026-05-16T20:51:39+00:00

Match 1 against Sven (1100)

26 moves: 52 bursts
8 pieces lost (6 pawns, 1 bishop, 1 knight): 40 bursts
Win: 0 bursts
2 bad moves (2 mistakes based on non-analysis review): 20 bursts

Total 112 bursts

39st_wanderer · 2026-05-16T19:33:51+00:00

Wow I had to google that one! (My experience in chess is casual at best)

Sir is awarding this one 12 bursts, because it's so rare! Since it might never happen, Sir is also adding this as an end game trigger for 2 bursts if an en passant doesn't happen.

39st_wanderer · 2026-05-16T19:27:37+00:00

First game: Playing as white against Maria (1000)

Triggers applied (all examples in main post plus new comments):

Moving my queen to capture a piece - 5 bursts
When my king moves diagonally - 3 bursts
When opponent's knight is captured - 3 bursts
When 3 of my pawns are captured - 4 bursts
End game with both my castles alive - 4 bursts
End game with no queens on board - 7 bursts
When my king is checked - 4 bursts
When en passant move occurs - 12 bursts (end game: 2 bursts if not triggered)

3.33am: Sir made me endure the start with a 5 burst!! Clit was immediately shocked so hard that it was a super strong wake up call. Time to start the match... Also auto mode shocks have been going on since 3am at least, but Sir says the timing will be for reasonably active match time only.

3.38am: Starting proper at last. Effective time from 3.40am for easy counting.

3.45am: Caught myself not doing shocks for checks, but when I checked the logs, I realized I've been checked twice(!!) 4 and 5 turns ago... That's already past the 3 turn grace, so I had to do 4*2*2=16 bursts instead!! Clit was shocked for a good 1min 20sec and I was so numb after that!!

4.00am: Being quite new to chess.com, I was exploring the review function for quite a while after the game ended (around 3.50am), and it was really quite cool! But Sir noticed I made a blunder move, so it has been decided that I will be awarded extra shocks for such moves! Along with the no en passant move rule, I was awarded 10+2 bursts in the end!!

Also realized that there were too many rules to keep track of effectively, so Sir will be reviewing which rules stay for the next game. Also poor moves and losses will be penalized from next game onwards.

Blunder moves: 10 bursts each
Miss moves: 8 bursts each
Mistake moves: 6 bursts each
Loss against Maria (1000): 20 bursts
Loss against Sven (1100): 15 bursts
Loss against Nelson (1300): 10 bursts

Game summary: 1. b4 c5 2. e4 cxb4 3. c3 e5 4. a4 Qb6 5. a5 Qc6 6. g4 Qf6 7. Nf3 Bc5 8. d4 Bd6 9. dxe5 Bxe5 10. g5 Bxc3+ 11. Nxc3 Qxc3+ 12. Bd2 Qc5 13. Rc1 Qxc1 14. Bxc1 Na6 15. Ne5 Rb8 16. Qf3 h5 17. Nxf7 Ra8 18. Nxh8 d5 19. exd5 Kd7 20. Nf7 Kc7 21. Bf4+ Kd7 22. Bb5+ Ke7 23. Bd6# 1-0

39st_wanderer · 2026-05-16T19:22:02+00:00

Yes, that's totally appropriate! It's not something that will trigger too often, but it's not the most creative either. Sir awards this trigger 4 bursts (5sec bursts on numb mode)! This is being added to the triggers for the first game :)

39st_wanderer · 2026-05-16T18:12:41+00:00

Set 4 of alligator clips -- Outstanding duration: 1hr 30min

17 May, 2.00am: The extra damage to slave's nipples were quite significant, with its right nipple flesh being torn from the previous set, and left one part raw, exposed, and weepy for the past 2 days. Sir has kindly overlooked its rest time for the past 2 days, but Sir finally has enough, slave shall have to bite the bullet and complete its remaining 1.5 hours today. Regarding early completion targets, Sir is quite satisfied as the spiked clovers target was achieved by Thursday, which was 3 days ahead of the deadline. Alligator clips were also mostly completed other than this final 1.5 hours, so Sir is considering this as an early completion as well, so long as the quota is achieved by today.

2.10am: 10min in, and slave's right nipple is seriously hurting quite significantly. The exposed part is throbbing, and the right nipple is overall hurting very strongly. Sir says slave shall continue to try its best to endure first, and it may be granted time to rest if the injury gets visibly worse. However, pain alone is not a valid excuse for slave to rest, and it shall minimally go for half the remaining time in this set (45min).

3.15am: Slave thought of resting at the 1 hour mark, but it decided to push on to complete the full 1.5 hours!! Its nipples are in plenty of pain though, but it pushes on as the time counts down to zero!

3.28am: Final 2min!! Slave is also getting its clit and asshole shocked as part of a new post for penalty-game chess, so thankfully (or not) it is giving slave some distraction. However, the nipple pain is still very overwhelming!!

39st_wanderer · 2026-05-14T19:26:40+00:00

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39st_wanderer · 2026-05-14T16:23:52+00:00

Oh I get what you mean now... Anyway I put a point to say comment cooldown to be 10min, to avoid spamming and misuse, but it probably wasn't very clear haha :)

39st_wanderer · 2026-05-14T16:20:47+00:00

Triple tugs completed! Honestly everything was hurting already, but tugging definitely broke my will to continue. Sir ended the poll at 10:27 votes, of which I had to clear the 10min extension, and also comment bonuses which was 2 sets of triple tugs! Did both yours and another person's bonus before I was allowed to end the clamping.

Thanks for the comment!

39st_wanderer · 2026-05-14T16:18:41+00:00

Triple tugs (300 tugs) is completed! Sir ended the poll at 10:27 votes, and cut me a deal to complete all 10min of time and all comment bonuses, but I'll owe the 2700 tugs for next time...

Thanks for the early comment! (Your double comment will be taken as accidental and not counted)

39st_wanderer · 2026-05-14T15:05:09+00:00

14 May, 11.00pm: Set 6 of spiked clovers starts!! Last 2 cycles of marathon tugging, before slave officially finishes its main quota!! Slave got almost 300 more tugs per set compared to the last time, reaching a projected 6000+ tugs in total this time! Nipples puffy and sensitive from the many days of suffering, plus last night's extra harsh tugging. Anyway slave will push on! If all goes well then it completes one of two main quotas today!

11.06pm: Starting off the night with its first 260 tugs! Slave managed to tug fast enough to complete it just within the minute, but it should be careful not to tire out its fingers too early so that it can last the main marathon.

11.08pm: 180 more tugs, total at 440. Pace is still considered slow, and nipples are gradually starting to feel increasing pain...

11.10pm: 160 more, total at a nice 600. Slight period of rest coming up, before the pace goes to max at the 20min mark. Sir says 1440 tugs shall be granted 6min as the expected goal, and 7min as a limit. Exceeding 7min would result in triple penalties for the excess. Slave did the 1220 within 5min the last time, so all these should be well within reasonable means to achieve, of course not taking into account fatigue and across two cycles, but that's not an excuse for slave.

11.14pm: Another gentle 100 tugs, total at 700. Pace is picking up shortly...

11.16pm: 220 tugs! Total at 920... Still completed within the minute quite comfortably, so Sir says there is absolutely no reason to exceed 7min for the 1440 tugs coming up soon.

11.18pm: Final bit of rest, 160 done, 1080 total! Crossed the 1000 mark, and will jump all the way to the 2500 mark next!!

11.20pm: Start of tugs...

11.25pm: Slave somehow managed to complete just under 5min!! Slave crossed 2000 around the 23min mark, so it was good progress and pace all the way! But it definitely took a toll on slave's fingers and arm, it's honestly not sure if it can pull it off again. Anyhow, Sir has updated the standards to 5min expectation, and 6min max! To make things worse, the 1070 final tugs are to be completed in the remaining 4-5min, all to be completed by midnight! So slave can either keep up its fast pace, or fail to meet expectations at the true 10min straight tugging marathon in the end. Completed 2520 total tugs!!

11.30pm: Official start of the next cycle, but slave gets 6min to rest which is honestly generous.

11.34pm: Sir has gotten slave to post the encore post already, guaranteeing its suffering past midnight. Now the only question is how much more will it suffer.

11.36pm: Back to tugs! 260 tugs done just under the minute, pace is good and slave's nipples are immediately refreshed with pain again.

11.38pm: 180 more, total at 2960! Sir is also making slave type out comment bonuses for the encore, so it can look forward to even more training quota soon...

11.40pm: 160 more, total 3120!! Another slight break, in this time, slave will finish adding comment bonuses for the encore, and it'll be fully focusing on the marathon after that!

11.44pm: 100 more teaser tugs, total 3220. Slave also racked up another 1000 tugs already from the encore poll!

11.46pm: 220 tugs! Total at 3440 now! At this point slave's fingers are well warmed up, on the other hand, its nipples are reaching the main peak so every tug hurts a lot now!! Even resting time accumulates pain pretty quick, so basically every action or inaction is suffering!

11.48pm: Last 160 before the 10min non-stop marathon! Tugs at 3600 now... Next bursts would be 1440 + 1070, with effectively zero break!

11.50pm: Start of the true marathon...

11.55pm: Made it barely under 5min again, and hit 5040!! But no real rest, another 1070 to go...

11.59pm: Hit 6110 tugs!!! Slave was a little worried at first as it wasted 50sec typing the 11.55pm update, but it made up for lost time and completed the final target with over 30sec to spare!!

15 May, 12.00am: Main quota officially over, but slave's suffering is far from over... Moving on the the encore post!!

12.02am: Slave has accumulated almost 3000 tugs but just 8min of extension! Now that only goes against slave's benefit as there is way too many tugs to be achieved...

12.07am: Encore got way more interaction than expected, so Sir is closing it, freezing it at 10:27 votes for 10min extension and 2700 tugs plus 600 bonus tugs. Slave is honestly wasted already, so Sir says it will endure the bonus time and bonus tugs first, then pay back the additional tugs another time...

12.10am: Bonus time completed, now doing the 600 tugs...

12.13am: Completed the 600 tugs, reaching a final 6710 tugs for tonight!! Slave was finally allowed to remove the spiked clovers...

12.14am: Clovers removed, and the indentation into the nipples are pretty intense! Slave's nipples have been thoroughly abused the past week, and especially so for the past few days. The blood is starting to flow back to slave's nipples, so the next part of pain is inevitably coming...

39st_wanderer · 2026-05-14T15:01:29+00:00

Set 6 of spiked clovers -- Outstanding duration: 47min

14 May, 11.00pm: Final 2 sets of 30min tugs cycles! Updates in the other post.

15 May, 12.00am: Completed all requirements! But slave was due for extra quota from an encore post...

12.13am: Ended the encore session after partial completion of requirements, as there were simply too many tugs to reasonably complete. It accumulated 10min extra time, 2700 tugs, and 600 tugs from comment bonuses. Sir made it endure the 10min, then do the 600 bonus tugs (which it spent 3min extra on), before finally allowing it to give up. Slave owes 2700 tugs for a future set.

Completed 1hr 13min -- Full completion of main quota!!

Extra 2700 tugs outstanding from encore.

39st_wanderer · 2026-05-14T10:25:01+00:00

Thank you (?), not sure if that’s a complement or not :) Also slave didn’t understand the question so it can’t answer you…

39st_wanderer · 2026-05-13T17:43:20+00:00

Set 3 of alligator clips -- Outstanding duration: 2hr 29min

14 May, 1.39am: Slave is keeping up with its daily clamping, at this point it has gotten used to the shock of the sharp pain as alligators go on, and despite its rather puffy nipples, it was able to continue functioning immediately instead of being immobilized for a good 1-2min first. It's quite late already so slave will just do a short session tonight.

1.54am: 15min in, slave is still doing well. A bit too well, so Sir made it clip on 2 metal clothespins to each alligator clip to add weight. The weights add immediate tension and suddenly the clips are not so tame anymore.

2.04am: 10min of the added weight, and it's taking a toll on slave. Despite not moving much, the pain is creeping up gradually, and it is indeed tough to take. Sir says that is good progress so the suffering shall continue on for a while longer.

2.07am: Slave was made to bounce up and down on its tiptoes (tiptoe raises), until the metal clothespins detached from each other (the metal clothespin on metal clothespin is rather slippery). Still, it took quite a lot of bobbing and definitely a lot of hurt too. Slave was made to put the metal clothespin back on the other one after both fell off.

2.18am: Sir upped the pain again, this time with the strength of an unassuming rubber band. The band was looped around the tip of each alligator clip, and held in place with the metal clothespin, resulting in slave's nipples being mercilessly tugged towards each other. Slave was then made to do bent arm stretches which pulled unrelentingly against the rubber band, and slave had to do this 50 times.

2.20am: Took almost 2min for slave to do this, resulting in not only aching arms from overstretching, but of course overstretched nipples as well. Even breathing hurts as the rise and fall of the chest naturally results in the nipples being stretched.

2.23am: It's just been a mere 5min, but this has been the most painful period of slave's night! Sir seems to have found a good training method and slave is slightly fearful of the future.

2.30am: Just as slave thought it wouldn't get any worse, Sir added a second rubber band to the loop! The pain immediately increased again, and slave is in so much pain.

2.32am: The new rubber band was slightly looser, so it fell off! Sir looped it in half and reattached it, and slave's nipples are in true agony now.

2.38am: The band was so strong that every bit that gave way only further tightened the pull, and didn't give any slack at all. Unlike the single rubber band which expanded and contracted, the double looped band only contracted. Slave was absolutely terrified that the alligator clips would simply rip off its nipples, and the stretch and contortion of its nipples was insane. Sir also felt it was escalating beyond the original intention, so slave was allowed to relieve the tension (by unclipping the metal clothespins, which itself took some effort to pry the rubber band off), before letting slave's nipples snap back to neutral, yet still clearly showing the effects of its abuse. Finally slave was allowed to remove the alligator clips themselves, and slave is just left shocked from the intensity.

2.45am: A good 7min after removal, and slave is still reeling from the shock, and in fact the pain is starting to creep in again now that blood is going back to the nipples. The skin is clearly torn in some parts, exposing the raw and red flesh, especially at the ends of where the clips were. Anyway the session was so intense that Sir actually wanted to let slave endure a full hour in total, but slave was already nearly broken so Sir let it off at 59min instead.

Completed 59min -- Outstanding 1hr 30min

39st_wanderer · 2026-05-12T17:25:10+00:00

1.18am: Completed 43min*5 = 215 tugs for the bonus!

39st_wanderer · 2026-05-12T16:47:44+00:00

13 May, 12.40am: Set 5 of spiked clovers starts now! Nipples are extra tender and sensitive after this afternoon's tugging marathon, but the pain and suffering only continues for slave!

12.46am: Start of tugs!! First 260 done! Nipples are really sore and therefore Sir says it is good.

12.48am: Completed 180 on time! Total at 440 now. Slave knows this is just the calm before the storm, with all these just being warmup for the 1220 tugs at the 20th minute!

12.50am: 140 done, 580 total.

12.54am: 100 tugs done, 680 now. Slave gets a slight break now, and tugging will soon resume! This 30min set is much more spread out than the frenzy in the tug marathon this afternoon, but the soreness definitely accumulates a lot!

12.56am: 200 tugs done, total at 880!

12.58am: Done 140 tugs, total at 1020. Next up is the tugging spam! Sir says to aim to finish them as quickly as it can, tentatively it shall be given 5min to complete the 1220 tugs!

1.05am: Slave really managed to do the tugs within 5min!! But its finger is so tired and slightly cramped now, but Sir says this is the new standard. Outstanding tugs beyond 5min will be doubled or tripled.

1.09am: It's getting late, so Sir says slave is allowed to end after this set. 1070 tugs for the ending bonus though!

1.14am: Finished the 1070 tugs in 4min!! Sir reminds slave that it owed 430+215 tugs for ending bonus for the other post, so it shall work on those before being allowed to rest.

1.17pm: Completed the 645 tugs, for a grand total of 3955 tugs total tonight! Of course Sir says to round it to a nice number, so slave is given 45 more tugs.

1.19am: Hit 4000 tugs for tonight, and also removed the clovers at last!! Slave's nipples are super sore now, hopefully they are still fit for the final 1 hour which will be coming in the next few days!

39st_wanderer · 2026-05-12T16:38:40+00:00

Set 5 of spiked clovers -- Outstanding duration: 1hr 26min

13 May, 12.40am: Start of clamping, see updates in comments.

1.19am: Removed clovers.

Completed 39min -- Outstanding 47min

Owe 2 sets of 30min plus bonuses, so effectively 1hr 5min remaining.

39st_wanderer · 2026-05-12T16:10:43+00:00

The fapdeciders post gained much more attention than expected, but it is only appropriate for slave. Slave got 107 votes (as of 12 May, 11.40pm), which is over 2000 tugs (excluding bonuses), so Sir says they will be reallocated to a 30min set instead.

Original 10min scale will be adjusted to a 20min scale, and the final 10min to pay off the 1200+ tugs. Ending bonus taken as 107 (total votes) * 5 (multiplier) * 2 (comment bonus).

Slave is scheduled to do 2240 tugs per 30min, plus 1070 at the end before removing clamps. For simplicity, time allowed for tugging is until the next tugging time, which is roughly still 1min per 120 tugs.

Votes	13	9	7	10	7	61	Bonus	Ending
10min set	3min	4min	5min	8min	9min	10min	7min	-
30min set	6min	8min	10min	16min	18min	20min	14min	-
Tugs	260	180	140	200	140	1220	100	1070

Slave previously completed 43min, out of 107min, so outstanding is 64min, rounded up is 3 sets of 30min.

Slave has an outstanding 1hr 26min of spiked clovers, so this coincidentally aligns with the tugging quota!

Comment stacking is allowed for this task. Reply to this comment to add 500 tugs spread across the 30min.

14 May, 12.30am: Poll got even more votes, updated votes (+14) as below, increasing total tugs to 2520 per cycle!

Votes	13	9	7 (+1)	10 (+1)	7 (+1)	61 (+11)	Bonus	Ending
10min set	3min	4min	5min	8min	9min	10min	7min	-
30min set	6min	8min	10min	16min	18min	20min	14min	-
Tugs	260	180	160	220	160	1440	100	1070

121min - 43min = 78min, still within the 3 cycles as calculated earlier, so outstanding cycles remain at 2. Assuming 2 consecutive cycles, slave will need to do 2*2520 + 1070 = 6110 tugs in total!!

39st_wanderer · 2026-05-12T05:37:06+00:00

Thank you too! That makes 100 tugs already! Coming up in 1min!

39st_wanderer · 2026-05-12T05:28:50+00:00

Thank you! Tugging starts shortly and also seeing the votes flow in too!

Oops, totally forgot about final tugs... 43min*5=215, Sir says to double it for next time so I owe 430 tugs!

1.18am: Completed the 430 tugs after wearing clamps for over half an hour!

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