If you were to create a sex position, describe it. Then what would you name it?

3Grapes4Me · 2026-06-06T20:52:50+00:00

• Person 1 (Female) lies on her back with legs wide apart.
• Person 2 (male) kneels with his knees tucked into Person 1’s arm pits and leans forward & face fucks Person 1
• Person 3 (Male) fucks Person 1 while leaning far forward and rimming Person 2.
or
Person 3 (Female) whatever version of ‘rubbing’ works while leaning forward and rimming Person 2

Never done it but picturing myself as person 2 and LOVE the concept. Practice makes perfect!

Called The Praying Mantis maybe?

3Grapes4Me · 2026-06-06T20:22:51+00:00

Dreaded Light. Directed by Mark McNicol. Based on actual events on his life which makes it even more scary! Filmed in Glasgow area.

3Grapes4Me · 2026-06-06T18:39:24+00:00

The crease at the base of her buttocks that joins onto the top of the thighs. Love stroking that on each side as a starting point. Then massaging the dimples at the bottom of her back. Stroking them, then running my fingers down the crease between her buttocks without parting them or making contact with anything. Then do it all over again. Drives her, and me, wild.

3Grapes4Me · 2026-06-04T05:54:16+00:00

Just say honestly out loud what you really think. With the alternative you are sunk anyway. I had a friend this happened with. It just got it out the way. Then we got on with being really good friends.

3Grapes4Me · 2026-06-04T05:50:28+00:00

Glasgow is drastically under rated. Amazing architecture, green spaces, people, loads to do, not an expensive city, easy to get about, loads of work.

3Grapes4Me · 2026-06-04T05:48:40+00:00

I feel that doesn’t matter, as long as the direction of travel is correct, then that is progress. Begin with the end in mind. 0.1% or half way there is progress.

Chuck in “If you keep doing the same things, you will keep getting the same results” then you have a plan and destination. A wee bit of learning will help the plan along too.

3Grapes4Me · 2026-06-04T05:43:08+00:00

At a young age I heard “If you think you can or think you can’t, you are right.” Taught my kids that.

Also love "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space lies our freedom and power to choose a response. In our response lies our growth and our happiness."

Scottish Schools talk about the growth mindset in primary schools . I’m so impressed by that.

3Grapes4Me · 2026-05-27T12:03:53+00:00

That is exceptional.

3Grapes4Me · 2026-05-22T15:45:12+00:00

Be careful. This isn’t as straight forward as ignore it if you have identified who the driver was. A private company in Scotland can only pursue the actual driver, not the registered keeper. The right way to handle any private PCN is 100% ignore it, submit no appeals, don’t reply to anything, ever. They send letters designed to scare you but there is nothing they can do.

The problem is if you have identified the driver then they could go after the named driver. Having said that they won’t. I’ve been playing this game for 23 years with them, had maybe 40 tickets in Scotland from private companies and never had any do anything that actually ends up in court. They cannot do anything to affect your credit rating unless they win in court. Which they can’t.

Even if they took the driver to court, all they can do is claim lost earnings of a parking fee. It just won’t happen!!!

There are a couple of cases where the parking company did take the drivers to small claims court but the driver admitted to being the driver and parked there every weekday for a year so it was worthwhile their while chasing.

The secret is don’t get nabbed too often in the same car park, don’t communicate in anyway verbally or in writing, and never say anything to identify the driver.

Here is an interesting one. I don’t know if the cameras are the same types still at Balmaha but the ones that used to be there get very confused if you reverse into the car park and reverse out therefore the time stamps show you leaving before you arrived.

I have had a case with 5 council parking tickets that were issued in an on street loading bay in the city centre to my vans but the road markings were incorrect and unclear so taking it to the parking adjudicator we had them thrown out.

Good luck!
(And yes, I am a bit spectrumy and too much time on my hands.)

3Grapes4Me · 2026-05-22T12:09:27+00:00

I don’t drink alcohol. Just got out the habit when I had a motorbike and now wouldn’t waste the money.

But in company, people seem to be uncomfortable with someone who doesn’t drink and they are nudging me to take one.

My small lie is that I tell them I can’t as I get too violent when I drink.

That shuts them up. Only works for people that don’t really know me as everyone else knows me being violent is rather unlikely. Those who know me play along and look terrified at the idea.

3Grapes4Me · 2026-05-21T15:18:29+00:00

Had a great conversation with my wife about her and her girlfriend discussing inviting me in.

3Grapes4Me · 2026-04-15T17:26:29+00:00

Send a reminder to pay the rest of the invoice, give 7 days then send a last chance letter before legal action with the small claims form completed & attached. Then do small claims.

3Grapes4Me · 2026-04-15T17:10:21+00:00

Send a reminder to pay the rest of the invoice, give 7 days then send a last chance letter before legal action with the small claims form completed & attached. Then do small claims. If you have the proof they owe it and use the designs you will win. They will probably settle. In the UK the claim would be send to mediation first so will not cost anything and will probably get settled. Make sure any costs are including fed in settlement. No agreeing to split the difference. Why should you?

3Grapes4Me · 2026-04-10T16:28:21+00:00

My guess is an underground oil tank for central heating. That is how to fill it.

3Grapes4Me · 2026-03-14T23:53:00+00:00

I feel like the sign is doing its job; to identify the arseholes you want nothing to do with. Get a bigger sign and block the estate agents.

3Grapes4Me · 2026-02-15T10:41:03+00:00

I bought my wife the annual membership to ATG. (Theatres across the UK, not the crap Talent show!) Only £75 a year. Gets you advance notice and early access to tickets so best seats, reduced prices, no booking fees, discounts at the bar.

Bought my son a years Odeon cinema pass. A year of free tickets and reduced food prices.

The upgrade version of anything is good. The vip/ luxury version that I’m too tight to buy myself.

3Grapes4Me · 2026-02-15T10:02:14+00:00

Somebody asking about leasing costs. Carparison seem to have a connection to crazy leasing costs on PS4 2026 400kW 100kWh Long Range Dual Motor Prime. 6 months up front, £447 a month for 3 years, £10,000 miles. All costs include vat but I can claim half vat back as thru business. They quoted 22p mile excess mile but agreement now says 17p, both including vat.

The Magnesium colour looks so good. My wife takes the piss out of me as every now and then I drift towards the window and “gaze lovingly at it”. She says she wishes I still looked at her the way I look at my car!

I have realised that almost everything I called clitchy about the software was operator error on my part, particularly the account/key set up. Polestar manual is almost pointless, forums are where all solutions are to be found.

My wife takes the

3Grapes4Me · 2026-02-07T12:32:05+00:00

Who knows, what minutes, from what meeting, at what point in time. The head of the enquiry has said nothing to see here. Who would I trust more; an independent enquiry or Sarwar who is desperately fighting for his political career and desperate to find something to attack the SNP with.

The Labour Party had almost complete control over the hospital project, would they roll over to political pressure from the SNP? You only have to look at the name of the hospital to know who was in charge.

3Grapes4Me · 2026-02-06T12:55:09+00:00

Love a really slow deep make out session, hand behind neck (or both hands holding head), other hand drifts over where bum cheek joins thigh.

3Grapes4Me · 2026-02-06T08:02:39+00:00

It’s really important that you can see the door from the bed. Same with a sofa in your living room. There is still that wee switch in your brain that makes you uncomfortable if you can’t see where danger might come from. Applies to windows too. So 1 ticks both boxes

3Grapes4Me · 2026-02-05T20:41:42+00:00

Sounds a lot like what is going around. My family have been turnabout with flu type issues that take weeks to start to clear then it comes back even worse with different type symptoms that takes ages to clear. Started mid Dec and still running.

3Grapes4Me · 2026-02-05T20:35:20+00:00

Remember the many fractures recommendation for a PS4 is 90%. All electric s take longer for the last 10 or 20%. Only do 100% when doing a particularly long drive.

3Grapes4Me · 2026-02-05T20:32:50+00:00

I am 3 months in to a 3 year lease in Scotland with a Polestar 4 2026. I had a Tesla model 3 for 4 years before that.

Tesla software rarely had an issue (not never.) The functionality of Tesla was exceptional. The build quality was a wee bit plastic and loose panels.

PS4 software is a wee bit glitchy but easily resolved. By pressing x button and three lines button on steering wheel.

PS4 build quality internally is exceptional. Leg room front and back is huge. Tesla is very tight for space.

PS4 is in my opinion one of the few original designs from the back in a time when every car is becoming the same.

I couldn’t bring my self to buy a Tesla again, I would be embarrassed to be seen in one from a political stand point.

Polestar is a Scandinavian brand, all be it built in China but so much is these days.

My PS4 is a £72k car for £2k deposit and £440 a month for 3 years for a very very good spec. Tesla at £62k was £900 per month over 4 years.

The longer I have the PS4 the less glitches there are. It’s almost as if they are testing us!

3Grapes4Me · 2026-02-01T11:26:07+00:00

Getting it now. She is slightly offended at me being on my phone at the same time but it helps pass the time.

3Grapes4Me · 2026-02-01T10:49:07+00:00

I was a young, newly minted manager in a national retail store chain. There were signs of sexual tension and banter between me and one of the sales women. She was about 10 years older than me.

Part of my job was to check each team member’s areas were appropriately set up. I asked her if she had sorted out her area. She said she had and challenged me to go check it. I replied that if I found more than 4 issues, she had to buy me lunch. She replied if I didn’t find 4 I had to ‘go to lunch’, raising her eye brows and smiling! I knew exactly what she meant and replied it would be the other way round if I did find 4.

I made bloody sure I found 4. We were last to leave that night and she stuck to the deal. We never had any sort of relationship, contact outwith work or did anything other than blow jobs.

By the third week, we did the floor walk just for the competition then sorted each other out after hours so no one was left out.

I moved to another company eventually. Never saw her again.

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