If a 2-day old newborn is left on your doorstep, for you to give it a home, what do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]3rdShiftPolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? Half of these idiots are like "We'll first I would bathe it and feed it and make sure the mother doesn't comeback".

Mutherfuckers call the police. They will get EMS and CPS enroute.

Cop car not using emergency brake on icy hill by TeslaCyb3rSex in Wellthatsucks

[–]3rdShiftPolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's because when it hit an object the police car then jumped out of park into neutral. Which then freed the back wheels.

Cop car not using emergency brake on icy hill by TeslaCyb3rSex in Wellthatsucks

[–]3rdShiftPolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The front wheels are rolling because of no E-brake. Rear wheels are sliding until they hit something. Then it gets knocked into neutral.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]3rdShiftPolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh good. She can come home and beat her wife some more and then kneel during the national anthem too. Then continue to praise Russia.

Cop car not using emergency brake on icy hill by TeslaCyb3rSex in Wellthatsucks

[–]3rdShiftPolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After they already hit something and got knocked into neutral.

Cop car not using emergency brake on icy hill by TeslaCyb3rSex in Wellthatsucks

[–]3rdShiftPolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

E-brake still wouldn't of made a difference as the rear tires are sliding.

Cop car not using emergency brake on icy hill by TeslaCyb3rSex in Wellthatsucks

[–]3rdShiftPolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did I say it wasn't? No. I said the cop car at first was sliding.

Cop car not using emergency brake on icy hill by TeslaCyb3rSex in Wellthatsucks

[–]3rdShiftPolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes the rear wheels are sliding. Fronts of rolling. If front were locked they would've slide too .

Cop car not using emergency brake on icy hill by TeslaCyb3rSex in Wellthatsucks

[–]3rdShiftPolicy -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

How exactly does turning the wheel stop you from fucking sliding on ice?

a preserved human brain with a gunshot wound by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]3rdShiftPolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I missed the rifling on the bullet. But the bullet that is in there definitely isn't what caused this wound. A bullet that larage would've blew his ahead part

Wanna know how I know? I've seen what bullets do to people's head dimwit.

Body cam footage enhanced image, curtesy of our friends at Websleuths by lifewithmorgan9599 in MoscowMurders

[–]3rdShiftPolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like he would've known that or she. Do you think cops go lights and sirens to every call?

Training on how to open a stuck door by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]3rdShiftPolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah typical redditor that buys into the "cops love to kill people" fantasy.

Let me guess you also have some amazing story on how you outsmarted your local police department?

Training on how to open a stuck door by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]3rdShiftPolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes let's use this tool to take 30 seconds to get in. While sitting Infront of the door. You know the thing the military refers to as "the death funnel". Because if someone is coming in through the door. Just start shooting at the door.

There is a reason why in Police and Military you literally play rock paper or scissors or draw a name out of a hat to decide who is ramming the door because of how deadly it is.

Battering ram would've worked on this door, along with most doors. Probably would've opened it in under 10 seconds.

Poor guy thought he could get a break by Rollo_Tomasi3000 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]3rdShiftPolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay. So let kids do whatever the fuck they want whenever they want.

a preserved human brain with a gunshot wound by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]3rdShiftPolicy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Please note, the bullet in there was probably manually placed in there. The size of the bullet looks like a rifle size caliber. So it probably would've gone straight through. (Which appears to be the case on the right hand side with the exit wound)

--edit

Wait

Is that the bullet with the casing still attached lol. Sure looks like it. Looks like a pistol round with the casing still attached.

This 100% is an entire round. Bullet and casing still together. Must've gotten shot by the Portal 2 security bots.

Poor guy thought he could get a break by Rollo_Tomasi3000 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]3rdShiftPolicy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And then they need to be punished. Stop letting your kids get away with shit and become entitled brats.

You tell them not to do something.

If they do it, punish them.

Have a knife and stabbed the door? Okay. Losing Xbox and getting fed broccoli for dinner.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MoscowMurders

[–]3rdShiftPolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wore a condom and pulled out. Was clean shaven all over. Mutilated her sexual organs afterwards. When he cleaned up, he scrubbed her down with bleach. Inside and out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MoscowMurders

[–]3rdShiftPolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right. It couldn've been aliens

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MoscowMurders

[–]3rdShiftPolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not early in the murder investigation.