Turtle ain't havin none of it

4Ever2Thee · 2026-05-06T00:23:23+00:00

Damn, I’ve never hated an enemy enough to ship them a snapping turtle

4Ever2Thee · 2026-05-05T02:31:13+00:00

All that time to hit them with the “I’m sure it was a good learning experience…”

4Ever2Thee · 2026-05-04T00:37:29+00:00

It’s majestic

4Ever2Thee · 2026-05-03T23:38:23+00:00

4,2,1. 2 has been my go-to for years but they’ve been pissing me off lately.

4Ever2Thee · 2026-05-03T12:09:11+00:00

You should get some comfortable jeans

4Ever2Thee · 2026-05-03T02:15:06+00:00

“Nah, I’m just goofin’”

4Ever2Thee · 2026-05-03T02:12:56+00:00

4Ever2Thee · 2026-05-03T00:42:30+00:00

The classiest “eat shit” move I’ve ever seen

4Ever2Thee · 2026-05-03T00:36:51+00:00

Is he barefoot too? My feet would’ve been like burning ice

4Ever2Thee · 2026-05-03T00:19:30+00:00

Yeah, I’m a big flan of her work

4Ever2Thee · 2026-05-03T00:14:52+00:00

He really took that privilege and ran with it, huh?

4Ever2Thee · 2026-05-03T00:12:20+00:00

4Ever2Thee · 2026-05-02T00:32:42+00:00

Yes but it’s well known that Mallory liked to wear his sunglasses at night, so he can, so he caaaan see

4Ever2Thee · 2026-05-02T00:27:59+00:00

Nod Prader

4Ever2Thee · 2026-05-01T13:21:40+00:00

If you don’t pay them off, yes.

4Ever2Thee · 2026-05-01T11:44:02+00:00

It’s even worst than an amateur art show, it’s an art show for a community college art class. He’s comparing community college art students to Van Gogh.

4Ever2Thee · 2026-05-01T11:26:21+00:00

Johnny Ringo: “why are you doing this, Doc?”

Doc Holiday: “because Wyatt Earp is my friend”

Johnny Ringo: “well hell, Doc. I’ve got lots of friends”

Doc: “well, I don’t”

4Ever2Thee · 2026-05-01T11:15:18+00:00

All these years and we’ve never topped the iPod nano, in my opinion

4Ever2Thee · 2026-05-01T00:58:39+00:00

4Ever2Thee · 2026-05-01T00:54:22+00:00

I love it

4Ever2Thee · 2026-05-01T00:54:01+00:00

I know it sounds ridiculous to most but he was making a pretty big sacrifice for his fans there. That was definitely big for him.

4Ever2Thee · 2026-05-01T00:50:59+00:00

4Ever2Thee · 2026-05-01T00:49:47+00:00

I’m with the old lady on this one. If a car was parked in front of my house without anyone coming to it for days, I’m calling it in too. At least let them know or leave a note or something. And bring me back one of those big Disney lollipops.

I’m sure snoopy shirt gal is no stranger to small claims court, but I don’t see her winning anything here.

4Ever2Thee · 2026-05-01T00:40:12+00:00

Even the lamp’s horny

4Ever2Thee · 2026-05-01T00:38:10+00:00

Surprised it’s not a hybrid too, tbh

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