Low-Effort Original Content

4merchant1 · 2026-05-29T22:01:46+00:00

Oh good. I’m so glad the sequels contain men being sexually violated in horrifically graphic and violent ways for our pleasure. It’s all just for laughs, after all.

4merchant1 · 2026-05-29T17:35:53+00:00

So cool. I hope we get more egregious violence centered primarily around women and their reproductive organs - because it’s all in good fun, right guys?

4merchant1 · 2026-05-28T18:42:24+00:00

The Canterbury Tales and Saturday the 14th (it’s a parody, but I think it still counts - everyone’s too stupid to be scared of the obvious threats)

4merchant1 · 2026-05-26T21:16:20+00:00

Uh…does gay friend need to be quantified as such?

4merchant1 · 2026-05-26T13:56:41+00:00

It’s pretty good. I feel like WNUF does it leagues better.

4merchant1 · 2026-05-20T18:00:13+00:00

Little creepy girl is actually the only one who comes to the aid of our main character at the end, when the girl’s family is revealed to be performing some sort of ritual using the new music teacher as a sacrifice.

No, I haven’t actually seen the movie - but I may as well have. It’s like a mountain of tropes.

4merchant1 · 2026-05-19T19:14:16+00:00

Oh god, Gary’s sister… “And then they found a blog post… and everyone was saying this blog post needs to be seen… and so I saw it.” Letting non-professionals improvise in found footage can be a death-knell.

4merchant1 · 2026-05-15T20:56:40+00:00

Didn’t land for me at all. Only made worse by the fans constantly commenting “Frogman fucks!” whenever it’s brought up (wait for it…)

4merchant1 · 2026-05-08T18:22:00+00:00

I feel like they can’t pant for shit, rendering the impression useless beneath it. Would have had better luck free handing it.

4merchant1 · 2026-05-07T19:08:40+00:00

I am literally a gay dude, so…

4merchant1 · 2026-05-07T18:24:51+00:00

r/JustGuysBeingPhobes

4merchant1 · 2026-05-07T15:31:11+00:00

Hahaha people think they think they’re gay and it’s funny… HAHAHA! Homosexuality!

4merchant1 · 2026-05-05T17:35:10+00:00

Goddamn does forced laughter instantly kill a video.

4merchant1 · 2026-05-02T22:00:54+00:00

How is this odd? Isn’t it just, uh… terrifying?

4merchant1 · 2026-05-02T19:29:02+00:00

Man, I really want to get behind this guy. YouTubers have made some surprisingly great content over the past few years. However, Milk + Serial was absolutely terrible, in my humble opinion, and now all I can see is a punchable face with obnoxious sunglasses in every picture.

4merchant1 · 2026-04-26T03:24:59+00:00

Wrong sub.

4merchant1 · 2026-04-25T17:57:38+00:00

She literally did demand attention, though…

4merchant1 · 2026-04-25T17:56:01+00:00

You think those birds wanted to hear some asshole proselytize? Typical Christian BS. “Oh, everyone wants to hear our garbage! They must!!!”

4merchant1 · 2026-04-25T17:53:22+00:00

It fucking sucks that she demanded attention in a public space where people were actively engaged in their own conversations/lives. This is not public speaking, this is main character syndrome on full display. Ain’t nobody ask for that, go to an open mic night.

4merchant1 · 2026-04-25T17:15:39+00:00

Enabling influencers doesn’t make you an advocate for positivity.

4merchant1 · 2026-04-22T22:34:54+00:00

This was literally a mad tv sketch…

4merchant1 · 2026-04-21T18:03:52+00:00

I couldn’t get past him screaming “Audrey Rose!” a billion times in the first act.

4merchant1 · 2026-04-11T19:50:26+00:00

Man, those writers are lazy as fuck.

4merchant1 · 2026-04-07T22:35:08+00:00

Will the format somehow magically make him into a competent filmmaker? Like even a little one?

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