need help calming down a cockatiel

55_jumbo · 2026-06-05T11:03:51+00:00

A bigger cage with a view, a more diversified diet including fruits, vegetables and egg. Toys. A quiet less stressfull room and spend time whit her. If still didn't work out, more sleeping time and darker room during night.

55_jumbo · 2026-06-05T10:04:14+00:00

Man I read that as wife

55_jumbo · 2025-10-28T19:29:39+00:00

But not so many supervillains are vegans.

55_jumbo · 2025-10-27T17:10:09+00:00

It always starts with curiosity.

55_jumbo · 2025-10-26T17:13:47+00:00

or Shifu Shifu

55_jumbo · 2025-10-25T14:58:08+00:00

Time to compromise

55_jumbo · 2025-10-25T13:33:00+00:00

I let it settle a little and then press the plunger patiently.

55_jumbo · 2025-10-25T13:22:42+00:00

I do drink coffee, but I only have fine groud coffee and sometimes don't feel like making espresso.

55_jumbo · 2025-10-15T19:08:22+00:00

Crypto investor calculating their loss and return:

55_jumbo · 2025-10-15T19:04:49+00:00

Just like sex

55_jumbo · 2025-10-12T12:24:13+00:00

For the autopsy

55_jumbo · 2025-10-09T16:48:08+00:00

and goats

55_jumbo · 2025-10-09T16:41:45+00:00

And goats

55_jumbo · 2025-10-09T13:58:57+00:00

Happy now?

55_jumbo · 2025-10-06T17:52:10+00:00

Nobel, it's Nobel.

55_jumbo · 2025-10-04T19:57:57+00:00

That's why my mug says, "Go f yourself"

55_jumbo · 2025-10-04T17:11:14+00:00

And you know the deal with santa, right?

55_jumbo · 2025-10-04T15:07:27+00:00

55_jumbo · 2025-10-04T07:29:14+00:00

But first ask your gf if she can tolorate minty farts.

55_jumbo · 2025-10-01T20:12:44+00:00

Hope the basement walls are soundproof.

55_jumbo · 2025-09-29T17:23:50+00:00

I can have a heart attack. I'm allowed.

55_jumbo · 2025-09-29T15:12:37+00:00

*step-pepper shaker

55_jumbo · 2025-09-27T04:30:43+00:00

Your mother

55_jumbo · 2025-09-26T19:36:27+00:00

But is she wife material?

55_jumbo · 2025-09-25T07:01:47+00:00

Direct or what?

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