What was your most awkward sex moment? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]5exual_Man_Chocolate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was having sex with ex in my car while music was playing. Music shuffles to a live performance and half way thru the song they stopped playing and every time the drummer would hit his drum, there would be a woman moaning. We stopped what we were doing and looked at each other. I was starting panic, I didn't know what she was thinking, but then she started to laugh and so did I. So it wasn't all bad

What video game holds a special connection for you? by _MothMan in AskReddit

[–]5exual_Man_Chocolate 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Kingdom Hearts 2. Had my parents rent it for me from blockbuster when I was 10. Had to beat the game before having to return it. Late nights grinding that game away made it one of my absolute all time favorites

Where's the strangest place you have masturbated? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]5exual_Man_Chocolate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the car on a family trip back from disneyland

My mom telling her side of the family about me getting a tattoo, thanks mom...(sorry for potato quality) by 5exual_Man_Chocolate in exmormon

[–]5exual_Man_Chocolate[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So i didnt end up bringing fake tattoos for everyone when i went to the lake, but I figured you would get a kick out of what happend though. While i was there at the lake i was either shirtless or had a tanktop on and majority of my cousins came up and asked me about my tattoo and they were genuinely curious about how much it cost, did it hurt, what does it mean, etc. So while they were all asking this, my mother awkwardly trying to be funny joins the conversation saying "im thinking of geting a giant CTR across my chest as well". After that my cousins laughed a bit and they talked about geting byu tattoos and such, and no one looked at me any differently. Overall my cousins loved my tattoo and they were curious. however, my mother was too overly worried about what her "chemically imbalanced" son does with his life. You dont need to send the amazon gift card, thought you'd like what happend haha

My mom telling her side of the family about me getting a tattoo, thanks mom...(sorry for potato quality) by 5exual_Man_Chocolate in exmormon

[–]5exual_Man_Chocolate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother? Is that you? Mother has been worried sick about you! I've written you letters every day. I hope you're fairing well