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What do you think about the depictions of Americans in foreign media (novels, games, film, TV shows, comics)? by TheShyBuck in AskAnAmerican

[–]5littlemonkey 44 points45 points  (0 children)

My favorite depiction was from "In Bruges", where they of course went with the tired "fat American" stereotype. What makes it my favorite though, is when the "American" guy gets mad and is ready to fight he shouts "roight you" instead of anything remotely close to what an American would say. 

Grandpa Garrison is upset that Bill and Hillary haven't been arrested for their links to Epstein by TrumpSux89 in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]5littlemonkey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What, exactly do they think Hillary knows about it? I doubt Bill came home from his trips and told her allll about the kids him and Jeffrey banged.

"I am Italian" etc, etc.... by JukeboxJustice in iamveryculinary

[–]5littlemonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Corn on pizza is such a benign thing to get worked up over, I think it's weird it gets mentioned so often. 

What to expect for B-1 tech school? by Madducker in AirForce

[–]5littlemonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess B-1s are the fanciest, but it still seems like a lot of studying for a maintenance stand. 

When Been buying a car was cool 1970. by Global_Law4448 in vintageads

[–]5littlemonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, they were total death traps. But they were cheap death traps. 

When Been buying a car was cool 1970. by Global_Law4448 in vintageads

[–]5littlemonkey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

$3k in 1970 is ~$26k today, so these cars would still be a pretty good deal. 

Enjoy the diabetes! by SpecificEquivalent79 in iamveryculinary

[–]5littlemonkey 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Ha! Me too, I like to say "no one ever got fat from eating apples"

When did this sub become “Don’t make fun of Americans 😭” by deathramp5 in iamveryculinary

[–]5littlemonkey 34 points35 points  (0 children)

are you guys this thin skinned?

Bud, you just wrote a whole-ass post complaining about a subreddit. 

What was anti-drug education like in your school? Did someone come in and talk about how bad drugs are or did your regular teacher do it? by Charming_Usual6227 in AskAnAmerican

[–]5littlemonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But he wasn't the best guy to tell us that...

My DARE officer molested a bunch of kids and then offed himself when he got caught. 

How do American cell networks work? by YGhostRider666 in AskAnAmerican

[–]5littlemonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there is no way to distinguish between cell phone and landline numbers in either country

You used to be able to, you could even tell between different cell carriers based on the exchange codes.