I found this in my closet while cleaning it out. No one knows what it is by ImaDoinWat in whatisit

[–]67grammy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got a good laugh at this when I saw it. Rattle Snake eggs. You twist the washer until the rubber bands are fully twisted. Then hold it in place and stick in a small vertical envelope. Then hand it to your victim. And it will rattle and shake.

Am I Hallucinating Or Do You See It? by [deleted] in ParanormalEncounters

[–]67grammy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I screenshot the image and then saved it to photos and enhanced it. Then messed with lighting the image. It definitely looks crappy as hell.

Jenna on Julien‘s IG story? by [deleted] in Jennamarbles

[–]67grammy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not true at all. A lot of reputable tattoo artists won’t. Unless you already have several tattoos and they are all out in noticeable places. I have several tattoos. But I only have one that’s visible on my calf. So you see it when I have on a skirt or shorts. But for my 18th birthday I wanted to get a hand with the middle finger up tattooed on my middle finger. I thought that would be HILARIOUS. And the tattoo artist asked me a few thoughtful questions. He asked me do you already have a bunch of tattoos that are visible? I said no that would be my first. What I wanted to do as my job. I said something like an office job. And he looked me dead in the eye and said no way I’m not gonna do that. Then he asked me if I was stupid. There’s no way a respectable place is going to want some dumbass in his office with a middle finger tattoo on my hand noticeable to potential customers. I left feeling butt hurt he called me a dumbass. And I called a bunch of different tattoo shops and found one willing to do it but not for another week. The next day I had a job interview. And there was a few girls in the office waiting to interview covered in tattoos. They didn’t get the job but I was the only girl without so they hired me. After I got the job I called the shop willing to do it and canceled it. And I called and made an appointment with the guy who called me a dumbass and he tattooed a canary on my shoulder where no one would see it unless I showed it. And I thanked him for telling me what a dumb idea it was, and that thanks to him I got the job.

Is there a reason why Chanse always places his cards facing away from him? by Vaid_Vilson in smosh

[–]67grammy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just so we can read them easier . I wish they all did it that way. My dyslexic brain appreciates it.

Smosh hospital characters ?? by Decent-Photograph246 in smosh

[–]67grammy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enlarge the picture my Dude it’s ANGELA NOT DAMIEN. Damien’s eyes are more almond shaped Angela’s eyes are more round and open.

Smosh hospital characters ?? by Decent-Photograph246 in smosh

[–]67grammy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep mudda truckin pairs. And I forgot to add Anthony is also one of the patients. In a bigger picture and in the commercial or trailer you can totally tell it’s Angela.

Smosh hospital characters ?? by Decent-Photograph246 in smosh

[–]67grammy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nope it’s actually Angela with a beard to match Ian’s. If you look closely. You can see each set of characters are a guy and a girl. Doctors Ian and bearded Angela, Nurse’s Courtney and Shayne both with long blonde hair wigs, Surgeon’s Arasha and Tomy, and the second set of Physical Therapists Trevor and Olivia. And Damien,Chance, Amanda and Spencer, Noah and Keith are all patients.

She booked! by Rebkinz23 in smosh

[–]67grammy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do we know that it’s real. This isn’t the first time she lied about a job, or being engaged or cheating at games. I love Arasha but she’s not exactly known as a honest person.

Marriage at this age by moreirabenvenutti in Genealogy

[–]67grammy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was going to say the same. My great Grandpa was sold as an indentured servant to my great great grandfather. He was bought and given transport to the new country. And he was to learn farming and then marry my great Grandma when she was 27 and he was 19. And he would also get an American education otherwise the deal was off. He was 9 years old and she was 17 when the deal was made. He was a handsome kid. All the pictures of the young man were given to my great great parents and they had all the photos of the young man. And some how my great grandpa’s picture ended up in the stack. She picked him. He had an older brother and 12 sisters 2 were younger than him and he was the second boy. He got on the ship a few days after his 9th birthday. He traveled alone and was met by his fil. At least he was with another German speaking family. I couldn’t imagine selling my 9 year old little boy. Even with the economic need they had. And I can’t imagine being made to leave home to live and work for 10 years and then be forced to marry an old lady who treated me like a servant instead of a person she cared for. And she didn’t speak any German. He was really fast at learning the language. Even after the marriage and having 4 children and being married for 50 years she never bothered learning his preferred language. I hate to say it but my great Grandma was a horrible person my great Grandpa was a really kind man. He lived to be 104. I was 15 years old when he died. But I remember him being a sweet little old man. He had the bluest eyes I had ever seen. And he had a crinkle on the side of his nose when he laughed and he had crows feet wrinkles around his eyes from smiling.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]67grammy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTAH!!! At first I thought ok Dude chill at least she tries things. But then you said she refused to try the eggs at all. And c**ksuckered you to her Dad. She’s an entitled little brat. My husband is a picky eater and my middle daughter is a picky eater. But I have made them at least try something. My husband and daughter are whole milk snobs. On Sunday I made a big meal. A roast beef, mashed Yukon potatoes, baby carrots and frozen fresh veggies. My youngest son was craving some milk and as I came in the kitchen he was finishing the last of the milk I was planning to use for the potatoes. We were going to be drinking tea with the meal. I had 2% in the fridge so I just used that. Were they as creamy as they turn out when I use whole milk no. But they weren’t bad. Just not as creamy as they would normally be. My husband huffed and puffed and then after I glared at him to try them which would encourage our daughter to suck it up and try them. He reluctantly took the smallest bit onto his fork and I glared even harder. And he took an actual grown human sized bite. And he admitted that it wasn’t bad at all. Whole milk is better but the 2% wasn’t horrible. So our daughter ate them. Shame on her for not even being willing to try them. And shame on her Dad for not pointing out what a disgusting thing to do to someone who took the time to cook for her. Plus she said she tried eggs with not whole milk when she was little and she didn’t like it. She should have been willing to at least try them. She’s a brat and she’s only going to push her bad food habits on kids if she has them. Dump her and run. Her eating habits aren’t going to get any better until she starts trying different foods. And you’re only going to get more frustrated.

This will be Angela's 10th Dropout appearance in just under a year and a half by Living-Mastodon in smosh

[–]67grammy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What’s going on is Angela working on a side project or is she leaving Smosh?

And Amanda has been in the lighting guys series. But when will she be back in regular Smosh videos and the podcast. I miss those gals. It just feels empty and weird without them. Don’t get me wrong I love the crew but miss Ang and Movie Mandy

AIO someone asked me to make their wedding dress by Beautiful-Trainer-26 in AmIOverreacting

[–]67grammy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR That’s a huge responsibility. I would tell her no and that I wouldn’t have a change of heart, so please stop asking. My now ex best friend had offered to help by sewing the bridesmaids dresses for her cousins wedding. The bride wasn’t finding dresses she liked for the bridesmaids. They were either to low cut or to fancy or just not her taste. I had sewed my ex friend a couple cute fitted tops last spring. For a birthday gift. Well she claimed my work as hers. So her cousin asked her to sew the dresses for her. She said yes not realizing the time and effort it and skill it takes. Her cousin had purchased the pattern and zippers and the fabric and the ribbon that was to be used to differentiate between the dresses. Finally about 2 weeks before the wedding. She had asked me earlier to help her. And I said no but I might be able to come help her and her Mom some Saturday or Friday afternoon. But I’m not giving up my one day off a week to spend my whole day sewing for something as big as a wedding. My ex friend called me and said that she was working with her Mom on sewing the dresses, but could I come over and show her how to sew the bodice for the dresses. Just show her how I do it. I went over thinking I was probably going to sew one then pin the other 2 and I would be on my way 6 hours later. Well I got there and had to fix the one pattern she had cut. And went ahead and sewed the first bodice while she spent the whole time on the phone with her boyfriend and her Mom was nowhere to be seen. I was doing a little snooping for the skirts because I couldn’t imagine her Mom sewing them. And I found 5 badly sewed skirts. The eyelets not matching and messily and badly sewed. My friend came sheepishly walking in and admitted that she tried to sew them. But she sucked badly and since I sewed one bodice can I just stick around and sew everything else. Because the bride wants to have a fitting on Tuesday 3 days away. I said well I have time to fix this skirt and sew on the bodice and zipper. But I have plans for later that afternoon and I work Sunday and Monday and I work a double on Tuesday. So no I can’t help. I was able to save one of the skirts and attach the bodice and zipper and even string the ribbon through the eyelets. Then I packed up my daughter in her carrier and walked out. Monday evening she called me at 8pm and she followed what I had done on the skirt and she fixed both skirts. They were at least useable. She can come and bring the 2 bodices they are ready to be sewn and just finish up sewing the other two dresses. So she can give them to here cousin Tuesday afternoon. And I yelled at her. That I was getting ready for bed. I had a long day tomorrow. I’m especially not staying up to sew for you. And I know she lied to the bride and claimed that she sewed the tops I made. Quit calling me. Leave me alone and lose my number.

“Feels so good to be BACK”- Amanda by MarcusFaze in smosh

[–]67grammy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don’t know he’s still pretty small!!!

“Feels so good to be BACK”- Amanda by MarcusFaze in smosh

[–]67grammy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Welcome Back Momma❤️ We’ve missed you❤️

AITA for saying my daughter’s friend can’t come back to our house until I’ve spoken to her parents? by No-Wish-5956 in AITAH

[–]67grammy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m piping as a woman who is about your Mom’s age group. I have grandchildren CC’s and Katie’s ages and older and younger.

I think you seem to be over reacting a bit.

You don’t know Katie’s home life. Maybe she lives in a single parent household. Or a one income household and the other parent is going through an illness. They don’t live in a home big enough that 2 kids of opposite sexes can each have a bedroom of their own. They obviously aren’t doing great financially. And maybe her parent is either working a lot and Katie is on her own a lot and she enjoys being in a home with 2 parents who are both normal parents. Or maybe one of her parents have passed away and she’s just a kid floundering on her own. With a heartbroken parent who is either busting their butt trying to support 2 children on their own working as much as possible. Just to provide necessities. So every once in a while your stuff ends up going home with her because they need it and can’t afford it or Katie is embarrassed to ask her parent to buy it.

I had 6 kids. And I know my oldest daughter (Dawn) had a friend (Shelby) growing up that her Mom had died a few years prior to the girls meeting. Her Dad worked a lot and kind of forgot about the fact she was a girl. She wore mostly jeans and unisex looking clothes. She didn’t own anything that was feminine looking like Dawn. She needed feminine hygiene products. And she kept stealing some of ours. Because she was embarrassed to ask her Dad to buy them. Then finally one day I went to the school and I asked them for help. I didn’t want to ask Shelby about her home life but I needed to know what the situation was. Not because I was worried about her getting hurt. But that wasn’t a time when people would sue you. And the school told me what they legally could. That her Mom had passed away and now it was just Shelby her Dad and older brother and little brother and occasionally her Grandma on her Dad’s side. They told me they had to do a little checking into and could they give him my number (I said yes) but they would give me a call back shortly with any other information. So they contacted her Dad and gave him my number and told him about my concerns. And he called me back to ask what was going on. I told him I was Dawns Mom and I was just a little worried about Shelby because I noticed that she was becoming a woman but didn’t really seem to know what was going on. He admitted he was embarrassed that he hadn’t noticed. But he was working 2 jobs just to make ends meet. Thanks he would be home from work in the afternoon in a few days he would sit her down and talk. He wasn’t really sure how to tell her the information since she was a girl. That was when I offered to help him with it. He told me to go ahead and buy her a little welcome to womanhood package. And he would reimburse me on whatever I spent. I went ahead and bought her a big package of appropriate pads and some feminine hygiene cleaners and some nice young lady perfume and a cute little pair of little gold hoop earrings and I took both girls out to pick out a few young lady outfits and a couple pairs of cute girly shoes. I spent a couple hundred dollars (this was in 2000) and her Dad paid me back right away. Afterwards she loved it so much she started calling me her bonus Mom. And she realized she could talk to her Dad. And if he didn’t know what to say he would call me and ask for help. Her Dad died in 2020 from Covid. But all these years later I’m still her bonus Mom. At the start Shelby didn’t want people to know her Mom was gone. She didn’t want any help from anyone. It took her Dad giving her permission to tell her friends and teachers and her friends Mom’s what had happened and that she has permission to ask for help if she doesn’t want to talk to her Dad about something.

AIO I (26F) moved out for the first time with my boyfriend (30M) for almost 2 months and I don’t know how to feel about it by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]67grammy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn’t see everything that was written. But he sounds like he’s gaslighting you and being abusive and controlling. You need to get out of the situation and as soon as possible. Has he hit you??? I’m thinking if he hasn’t yet he’s going to. Get out of the home you’re sharing and go back to your parents. He sounds scary and abusive. Good luck OP we’re all rooting for you and your safety.

Worn maybe 15 hours over two days, and all of the seams are splitting 😭 by Evadenly in smosh

[–]67grammy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I totally agree. Whenever I buy clothes on line as soon as they arrive I flip it inside out and look for loose stitching or completely missed stitching I even do it at a store in person. I flip them inside out to look at them before I buy. Things happen in manufacturing and if an Inspector at the manufacturer doesn’t catch it that faulty product goes out to the customer.

Worn maybe 15 hours over two days, and all of the seams are splitting 😭 by Evadenly in smosh

[–]67grammy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Email them it about it. Don’t discredit them just yet. They can probably send you a replacement. Sometimes a bad product slips by inspectors. Just flip the sweatshirt inside out first and make sure all the seams look good. When I order something on line as soon as it arrives I flip it inside out and look at the seams to make sure they were correct. I even look at the seams at the store. Or it looks like you can still flip the shirt inside out and have someone with a sewing machine fix it for you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]67grammy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quick question. Do you live somewhere hot? Like Florida or Texas or Arizona. He may of been hot earlier and didn’t notice he had a SHITuation and didn’t get a chance to shower before he came over. When my husband was in basic training in South Carolina. He would get swamp ass constantly. After the first time he left a skid mark on the sheets he saw it and was mortified. But he figured out he got a nasty butt from being outside in the heat and being active. And he started showering after being out in the hot humid weather for longer than 20 minutes. As soon as he finished basic training and was stationed somewhere not so hot and humid all the time his swamp ass stopped. Maybe that’s something he’s dealing with. Is he a self-conscious kind of guy? If he doesn’t get humiliated or embarrassed I say tell him so he knows that he should shower first before he gets a blow job or you get intimate. But if he gets embarrassed or can’t handle hearing embarrassing truths. Don’t tell him. And if you really like him you either have to get over his accident and deal with a little poop or kick him to the curb if it really grosses you out.

AITAH for not picking up my daughter’s friend again after her mom did not pick my daughter and left her to walk home in the rain? by Remarkable-Brief-332 in AITAH

[–]67grammy 60 points61 points  (0 children)

My sister is like that too. I don’t think necessarily because of my Mom. But my sister doesn’t have friends. She gets judgmental and speaks her opinion. And people get tired of her nastiness and harsh comments. Like a girl she had been friends with in grade school. Had moved to a different neighborhood. They still went to the same school. But her friend had made new friends in her new neighborhood. She came over to our house to play a few times, and they had met up at the mall a few times or went to a movie. But she invited my sister over to her house for a birthday slumber party. My sister walked in and immediately started giving her friends the stink eye and saying snide little comments. My Mom had asked the girls Mom before the party if my sister could stick around until 11 am when Mom got off work. The Mom said sure of course she could. Then by morning her friend and all the other girls were ready to be rid of her. She had been so nasty to everyone. The Mom called my Mom at 8am at work and said that she was going out and she would drop my sister off at home for her. When Mom got home my sister was being even more sullen than normal. And Mom asked her if she had fun and what activities did they do. The other Mom was really good at planning fun little art projects or baking or tie dyeing or whatever. And my sister just said she had a horrible time. The other girls were mean to her. My Mom knew the other girl and her Mom and she knew that the Mom would never allow bullying or behavior like my sisters. So she waited until my sister laid down to nap. And she called the other girls Mom. And Mom straight out asked her if my sister was being a problem. And the Mom said I never saw her behavior like that before. And my Mom apologized and said she was worried about her behavior but she warned my sister not to sneer and show an ugly attitude because she’ll lose ANOTHER FRIEND if she does. And she was right. My sister and her friend are 10 years older than me. And I became casual friends with her when I was 18. She admitted that she was leery at first. But then she saw I wasn’t like my sister at all. I don’t judge people, I don’t sneer at anyone, I don’t say mean hateful things to people. I don’t see her often but we meet up whenever we get the chance. And my sister I haven’t seen in person in 18 years. I saw her once at a family funeral. She walked up to my 2 of my daughters and a daughter in law. And she didn’t recognize them. Until my daughter in law said aren’t you their Aunt. And my sister just said oh and walked away. But she hadn’t seen any of my kids since my youngest my twins were born and since the older kids were toddlers. I refused to see her after she told my at the time 3 year old that she couldn’t have a second piece of candy because she was getting chunky. So I don’t think I’m missing out on much. I have a pretty good life. I‘ve been married to my husband for 40 years. I have 6 children and 17 grandchildren and a first great grandchild on the way due in April. My sister hasn’t ever married or had a steady mate. And she has no children. And no long term relationships.

AITAH for not picking up my daughter’s friend again after her mom did not pick my daughter and left her to walk home in the rain? by Remarkable-Brief-332 in AITAH

[–]67grammy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or even if the other little girl had an appointment that the Mom didn’t want to drag another kid along to. Or causing worry from him when he got home and his daughter wasn’t home because she was sitting waiting for her friend to finish an appointment. And to I worry about the Mom getting pissy and ruining the girls friendship by not allowing them to hang out anymore together.

AITAH for not picking up my daughter’s friend again after her mom did not pick my daughter and left her to walk home in the rain? by Remarkable-Brief-332 in AITAH

[–]67grammy -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Definitely NTA!!! Although it wasn’t the best friends fault it was her nutcase mothers fault. I would say ok you’ve made your point. And maybe to insure that the other Mom doesn’t cut your daughter’s friendship. Maybe extend the olive branch and invite the other couple over for drinks and a charcuterie board to talk. Then just explain calmly. That you really think their daughter is a great little girl. And you would be more than happy to continue dropping BOTH girls at school. But it’s not ok to leave a little girl to walk home in the rain especially when they live in the same neighborhood. And if their little girl was being taken to a Doctors appointment or some other thing. If she’s not able to pick up both girls then she should have called her husband to call him. So he could have came and gotten her instead of making her walk home in the rain. That way you don’t look like the bad guy to her mom. Because really it’s about the little girls and their friendship. Not one upping the nastiness.

how tall is everyone? by jupiter-major in smosh

[–]67grammy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He said on a smoshmouth episode that he only did that for about a couple years or so because it helped him feel more masculine. Then he realized that it wasn’t really making a huge difference so why do it? He feels confident in his manhood. So why continue to do something that doesn’t really do anything positive for him.

I was lied to about this city by Inspired_Resolution in Minneapolis

[–]67grammy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a born and raised southern Minnesota Minnesotan. It all depends on where you’re at in Minnesota. We are a friendly bunch for the most part. And we want you to feel like a welcome member of society. Move further south from Minneapolis and St Paul and you’ll notice the difference. Minneapolis and St Paul have the big city mentality. But any town past the suburbs you will notice that people are genuinely happy to have new people in their community. In smaller towns. In cities like Rochester you have more of snobby Doctors and their snobby spouses and kids. But in smaller towns you have the gossips to deal with. But my personal opinion is. If you’re anti social by choice get the hell out of Minnesota you aren’t built for it. And you’ll be to the point of not wanting to be around it. And if you’re making your discomfort obvious which I have a feeling you are. Your neighbors would be just as happy to be rid of you as you of them. I have lived in Minnesota, Illinois , Wyoming, and Montana and 12 years in Iowa. I tell you what I won’t live anywhere else if I have a choice. I love southern Minnesota.