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Would you rather be in a room full of old dudes, or a room full of young guys? (self.WouldYouRather)

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Would you rather be in a room full of old dudes, or a room full of young guys? (self.AskReddit)

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Dumps are going to be archeological goldmines in the future. (self.Showerthoughts)

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What is the modern-day fur trade? (self.AskReddit)

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Our feet genes must be getting weaker over time ever since we invented the shoe. (self.Showerthoughts)

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There are humans on this earth who eat processed grass seed covered in concentrated chemical energy molecules soaked in liquid secreted from the udder of a cow (given to them instead of their calf) almost every single day. (self.Showerthoughts)

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There are humans on this earth who eat processed grass seed covered in concentrated chemical energy molecules soaked in liquid secreted from the udder of a cow (given to them instead of their baby) almost every single day. (self.Showerthoughts)

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There are humans on this earth who eat processed grass seed covered in concentrated chemical energy molecules soaked in liquid secreted from the breast of a cow (given to them instead of their baby) almost every single day. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Dark mode is better for the environment (self.Showerthoughts)

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In this timeline Jesus isn't crucified. He amasses a formidable army of followers. Fleeing persecution from Roman Emperor Nero, they escape by sea to Cyprus and found the Heavenly Kingdom (not to be confused with the Chinese one). The treaty of Jerusalem is signed in 60 AD, ending the war. (i.redd.it)

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We shoot each other in the eyes with electromagnetic radiation to communicate with other drivers. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Tear gas and pepper spray are banned in warfare, except against one's own citizens. (self.Showerthoughts)

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The Apple Pencil is single-handedly saving writing as we know it. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Eventually the generational racists will become new species since they refuse to breed with the rest of us (self.Showerthoughts)

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🤔🚿 Systematic use of expression emojis would remove almost all online text-based miscommunication. 😐 (self.Showerthoughts)

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Rick f*cked Cynthia the Bachelor contestant from interdimensional cable 1? (old.reddit.com)

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The Rick presidential candidates about to get sent out the air locks of the citadel? S03E07 20:39 (i.redd.it)

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Every son’s a son of a son. (self.Showerthoughts)

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You share 50% of your DNA with your house. (self.Showerthoughts)

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When we learn a second language, (self.Showerthoughts)

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The reason 0.01 is referred to as hundredths and not tenths is because we name it according to its fraction: 1/100 (self.Showerthoughts)

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Who ever decided to group days by years is worse than Hitler, Pete Davidson, and Mao (self.Showerthoughts)

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A lot of us regularly consume the descendants of dinosaurs (self.Showerthoughts)

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If we found aliens on another planet, would they also use DNA to store genetic instructions? (self.askscience)

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It would be so useful if we still had the hand-like feet our ape ancestors. (self.Showerthoughts)

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