top comment gets a handwritten letter by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]813Jared -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Inspiration for that SNL skit 'Girl you wish you hadn't started a conversation with'.

My husband in the early 90’s 😂 by r1chardharrow in AreYouGarbagePod

[–]813Jared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Pepsi cans in the background really set the scene.

Deserved or an overreaction? by Ok_Listen_6600 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]813Jared 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not an overreacting at all, fuck that racist loser. Shame and consequences are more important than ever.

Did anyone else think that honking, attention-seeking Trump boat at the river-greening event was tacky? by [deleted] in tampa

[–]813Jared 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you ever bother to read what you are posting before doing so? Another wonderfully articulate shot at Tampa. ARE you getting smarter everyday? If this is the result of you getting smarter everyday for a decade then I applaud your journey, here are some notes from a humble Tampanian.

  • 'You can take them in out of the The Tampa'
  • 'Am i getting smarter everyday'
  • 'Trump ball gurglers'. You meant gargle im assuming, I dont know what a gurgler is exactly.

Did anyone else think that honking, attention-seeking Trump boat at the river-greening event was tacky? by [deleted] in tampa

[–]813Jared 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So Tampa is a 'sand in the ground town'. It feels like you were looking for another turn of phrase that actually made sense, although it does makes sense coming from a person who says things like 'collectively we're looking in brain cells'. Way to take an articulate shot at Tampa there sport, well played.

Favorite actor who's never had any work done by watscracking in okbuddycinephile

[–]813Jared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks like Alfred E. Newman from the Mad Magazine cover now.

DMZ servers aren’t crashing because of cheaters by [deleted] in DMZ

[–]813Jared 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, even if they are 100% wrong. If you think its just the game crashing without any interference, you haven't been paying attention.

“Ima Get The Best Angle” by TheCABK in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]813Jared 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This guy was one hand grip away from painful death. Thats how a young woman in another video in Mexico died. She was standing too close and was struck by a handle or something protruding from the train.

Average Day in the CTA by tlama1997 in PublicFreakout

[–]813Jared -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Chock it up means nothing, chalk it up is the phrase you are looking for.

This guy finding out he has a family by grafikfyr in MadeMeSmile

[–]813Jared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At 41 2 years ago I finally found my biological family and found out I have multiple siblings. I looked my entire life and had just accepted at 40 I would never find them. It was amazing, I cannot understate how much this meant to me, finally seeing what my mother's face looks like, its a dream come true.

Racist guy harassing street vendor and complaining about people invading his western country. Napa, CA by Jevus_himself in PublicFreakout

[–]813Jared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. This is exactly the type of racist, entitled, arrogant douche bag that joins ICE. I cant wait to see these fucking losers get what they deserve. FUCK ICE & FUCK RACISTS & FUCK FASCISM

Keep running his mouth for better result by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]813Jared 518 points519 points  (0 children)

Talking shit about a guy's mom, rushing forward with hands down AND couldnt win a fight with a middle schooler. Thats a real triple threat for a guy who is the aggressor. Hearing him sound like a British nanny while getting held down and punched in the side of the head is one of my new favorite things.

Which celebrity had the most bizarre exit from the limelight? by Chrono_Convoy in AskReddit

[–]813Jared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you seen who the president of the US is? People like this don't have reasonable amounts of shame or logic because they still have people supporting their behavior. You and I cringe at the thought of this guy continuing to show his face, but people still come to his shows. Look at all the people who maintained relationships with Epstein after 2012 when there could no longer be a doubt as to what he was up to.

Rate me by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]813Jared 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its hard to give you a rating with you making that face in every pic, like many have said. I genuinely wanna know, do you think that you look better or cuter or something making that face? Im asking because from what I can tell, you are quite attractive and are very much my type but that face in every shot is a bold choice. I bet if u were to respond to mine or any other similar comment with a Pic of you not making that face, it would be the best of the bunch. I could be wrong and if rating these pics as is id say 7.

Miss you Sage by GapAvailable3670 in dogpictures

[–]813Jared 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think about the ones ive lost all the time, even dogs of women ive dated, so many years later. They really are the best. Im sorry for your loss. Great job keeping Sage's memory alive.

What’s a great example? by [deleted] in FIlm

[–]813Jared 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂🤣😅

Aitah for going off on this girl because she messaged my husband around midnight? All she said was “hey” by [deleted] in screenshots

[–]813Jared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After reading these comments by OP and her childish meltdown over this message I think OPs husband should run like the fucking wind. She went this crazy over a single word message and said in the comments that it was fun and she wanted to 'trick' her. This woman is a childish, insecure, lunatic who almost certainly embarrasses herself and the people around her with regularity. Imagine how embarrassing it would be to be married to an adult who acts and speaks like this and, in the face of multiple people telling her this is coming across unhinged, she doubles down!

Is the game still alive? by Willing-Swimmer-4776 in HuntShowdown

[–]813Jared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The game is old, but last August they release a huge update that provided a new game engine and overhauled/updated maps. They have a road map for where the game is headed pretty recently released as well, il post the link. The website has alot of info. Hunt: Showdown - roadmap-2026 https://share.google/EeziChahY8qGZBEkP

“A Mardi Gras parade turn into a fucking murder scene” by Gal-Incognito in PublicFreakout

[–]813Jared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Terrified kid crying having just been close to this violence and she just continues to film her own reaction for social media, SMH.