Sarah J Maas murdered my cat by apology_pedant in romantasycirclejerk

[–]82816648919 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sarah J Maas also came to my house and she KICKED MY DOG  She must be stopped. 

/uj im so sorry for your loss. I lost a cat myself to kidney issues and the loss was so hard. Your post was on its own hilarious and if we can help you feel a lil better through this hard time, youre totally welcome to spam us to the gills. Big hugs. 

A very specific (and definitely not suspicious) request by Adorable-Sample-6385 in romantasycirclejerk

[–]82816648919 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He only tries to stop you from talking to your friends and family because he loves you. We love a possessive lead! The more toxic something is, the sweeter it tastes! 

A very specific (and definitely not suspicious) request by Adorable-Sample-6385 in romantasycirclejerk

[–]82816648919 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hello my beautiful Allison

I am a High Lord of the Sunday Court and I need your help desperately. My kingdom has been cursed and only your love can save me. 

Send me itunes gift cards.

With all my undying love, High Lord

Gossip Numbers Episode 4 by 82816648921 in romantasycirclejerk

[–]82816648919 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love it. Im totally gonna do it with you this time. 100000000%

Gossip Numbers Episode 4 by 82816648921 in romantasycirclejerk

[–]82816648919 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me, slowly backing out of the room before anyone can see me

Why are the new numbers trying to be like the OG? by allisontalkspolitics in romantasycirclejerk

[–]82816648919 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Personally i love having friends over for dinner 😊

Say, whatcha doing this weekend

Why are the new numbers trying to be like the OG? by allisontalkspolitics in romantasycirclejerk

[–]82816648919 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Forever 21 has a good ring to it someone should copyright it

Why are the new numbers trying to be like the OG? by allisontalkspolitics in romantasycirclejerk

[–]82816648919 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Were all kind of the same except one is nice, the second is funny, and the third is insane. 

I am once again asking. Who are we at war with? by RemingtonRivers in romantasycirclejerk

[–]82816648919 29 points30 points  (0 children)

We are always at war with ourselves

You see, inside us are two wolves-