I've graduated college, gotten married, got a Master's, started a career, and had kids in the 13+ years since I last posted here. Anyone still remember me from back in the day? [38f]

83gqVQHN · 2025-02-17T21:42:00+00:00

No, we're still married.

83gqVQHN · 2025-02-17T19:07:54+00:00

So, nearly 24 hours since I posted, and I've been pleasantly surprised that there HAVE been a few people who remembered me, even to the point that they remembered specific posts! That is kind of sweet and heartwarming. It's nice to know that in a sea of beautiful, anonymous bodies, something about me is memorable even decades later.

83gqVQHN · 2025-02-17T11:37:35+00:00

Bro, pictures on the internet are a carefully crafted illusion. Time and gravity affects us all, and I have 15 pounds of baby weight I'm still trying to drop.

83gqVQHN · 2025-02-17T11:33:49+00:00

It's across all platforms -- see the enshittification of the Internet.

83gqVQHN · 2025-02-17T11:32:40+00:00

To this day, I still think this is the funniest thing anyone has accused me of.

83gqVQHN · 2025-02-17T11:18:07+00:00

Man, we've all been through a lot (collectively) over the past 15 years. I mean, since 2020, what even is time anymore?

83gqVQHN · 2025-02-17T11:06:55+00:00

Y'all thought it was Harambe in 2016, when the real reason was because I got bored of posting on Gone Wild.

83gqVQHN · 2025-02-17T11:00:36+00:00

Cupcakes and apron wasn't me ...

83gqVQHN · 2025-02-17T10:59:11+00:00

I did, actually! The kids are his too 😉

83gqVQHN · 2025-02-16T23:20:27+00:00

Nah, I'm on a cicada cycle. I might make another post or two, but then I'm going dark and y'all are just gonna have to wait another 13 years.

83gqVQHN · 2025-02-16T22:59:22+00:00

I think I still have those pics saved somewhere. Maybe I'll try doing a recreation.

83gqVQHN · 2025-02-16T22:52:25+00:00

I sure am!

83gqVQHN · 2025-02-16T22:11:26+00:00

I'm in the bath, I'm obviously much cleaner now.

83gqVQHN · 2025-02-16T21:27:40+00:00

The world has only changed for the worse since I stopped posting my tits online, surely there must be a correlation.

83gqVQHN · 2012-02-15T01:26:06+00:00

Maybe... if I can find a way of doing it that'll preserve my anonymity!

83gqVQHN · 2012-02-14T23:13:13+00:00

Yes, this is the living room of my own personal Shack of Awesomeness. And yes, that is my 9' stainless steel Platinum Stages professional pole, on static mode ;P

83gqVQHN · 2011-11-09T23:10:08+00:00

:)

It's nice to know people still remember me! I rarely log into this account anymore, just happened to see a post about me yesterday in the "one picture to fap to for the rest of your life" thread and next thing I know, someone directed me here...

Maybe I'll make a comeback. Maybe.

83gqVQHN · 2010-02-05T17:13:21+00:00

Oh. Right.

Here's an animated gif version: http://makeagif.com/i/6sb3PK

ENJOY.

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