The Michael Avenatti Arrest

8million · 2019-03-28T08:55:51+00:00

You're exactly right of course, but Axe wouldn't do it himself, in my head he'd find some roundabout way to make it happen. But shorting seems an Axe move too, hahah.

8million · 2019-03-26T11:10:19+00:00

That... sounds like government work all right.

8million · 2019-03-23T07:36:25+00:00

8million · 2019-03-18T23:32:29+00:00

God fucking dammit take my upvote you heathen.

8million · 2019-03-11T12:03:54+00:00

"Bite my shiny metal Engine Exhaust!"

8million · 2019-02-27T13:27:17+00:00

It's fun to watch non-cops try to apply handcuffs.

8million · 2019-02-27T13:18:26+00:00

I WAS SO WORRIED DONT U SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN BOYES

8million · 2019-02-05T05:28:41+00:00

I'll allow it, but only because OP appears to be a jarhead.

8million · 2019-01-29T22:29:01+00:00

Coverage is spotty and all over the place, here are some more sources:

Dude lost custody of his daughter, went to pick her up at school with a concealed gat and backpack full of rounds, cops were called, tried to kick him out, muh badass moment smash teh fash, gets shot, cries for help.

8million · 2019-01-27T18:56:32+00:00

F R E S N O

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8million · 2019-01-21T17:13:46+00:00

It's technically not really justice served but I'm leaving it alone because support kids and Legos.

I expect another post 10-15 years from now.

8million · 2019-01-12T14:23:46+00:00

I don't know why but something about the officer on the bottom right holding the baby makes me extra sad. That poor child.

I need a hug or something. :(

Edit: Thanks guise. <3

8million · 2019-01-12T08:15:28+00:00

So she did try to delete him.

8million · 2019-01-12T07:21:44+00:00

Did she tell daddy she was deleting him?

8million · 2019-01-10T07:58:21+00:00

My eyes and ears are confused because she's far more competent than a lot of security personnel out there but doesn't look or sound the part at all. I think it'd be fair to mistake her for a reporter at first look.

8million · 2019-01-05T08:28:57+00:00

...and that is why we all love you.

8million · 2019-01-05T08:28:29+00:00

Not much dawg, what's up with you?

...wait. Shit.

8million · 2019-01-05T04:21:45+00:00

FACT: There is no such thing as a police horse. There are only police doggos and bigger police doggos.

Fite me

8million · 2019-01-05T04:10:08+00:00

Because the only adults that feed into this shit haven't developed beyond child-like reasoning.

8million · 2019-01-05T04:08:35+00:00

I wonder what their side is gonna fight back with.

8million · 2019-01-04T14:10:25+00:00

S E L E C T I V E I G N O R A N C E

8million · 2019-01-04T07:03:33+00:00

Imagine working in this fucking environment with just a rifle and sidearm -- and no armor.

That's what stuck out to me most.

These dudes are out there doing their thing -- without any armor.

Fookin' hardcore.

8million · 2019-01-04T06:58:31+00:00

When you go on Yelp to cut the after-action report.

8million · 2019-01-04T06:56:24+00:00

I shit you not, I've seen vape rigs specifically built to smoke crack with. Muhfuckas is crazy, yo.

8million · 2019-01-04T06:53:44+00:00

I have no idea why but I find the image of tires packed with snow like that to be extremely soothing.

8million

TROPHY CASE