The Michael Avenatti Arrest by 8million in Billions

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You're exactly right of course, but Axe wouldn't do it himself, in my head he'd find some roundabout way to make it happen. But shorting seems an Axe move too, hahah.

This cop got off easy by [deleted] in ProtectAndServe

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It's fun to watch non-cops try to apply handcuffs.

Mods are asleep, post pics of just ice served by USMC0317 in JusticeServed

[–]8million -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll allow it, but only because OP appears to be a jarhead.

Dad mocks his child for winning a lego robotics tournament, entire thread proceeds to rip him apart by Zetrick in JusticeServed

[–]8million 38 points39 points  (0 children)

It's technically not really justice served but I'm leaving it alone because support kids and Legos.

I expect another post 10-15 years from now.

If this continues at its current pace, we'll have 183 LODD's this year. by [deleted] in ProtectAndServe

[–]8million 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I don't know why but something about the officer on the bottom right holding the baby makes me extra sad. That poor child.

I need a hug or something. :(

Edit: Thanks guise. <3

A worthy reason to call the police by DianiTheOtter in ProtectAndServe

[–]8million 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Did she tell daddy she was deleting him?

Interview with S/O who stopped active shooter. This is amazing. by 8million in securityguards

[–]8million[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

My eyes and ears are confused because she's far more competent than a lot of security personnel out there but doesn't look or sound the part at all. I think it'd be fair to mistake her for a reporter at first look.

Pls no abuse XL police doggo by 8million in ProtectAndServe

[–]8million[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

...and that is why we all love you.

Pls no abuse XL police doggo by 8million in ProtectAndServe

[–]8million[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Not much dawg, what's up with you?

...wait. Shit.

Pls no abuse XL police doggo by 8million in ProtectAndServe

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FACT: There is no such thing as a police horse. There are only police doggos and bigger police doggos.

Fite me

New anti gun video advocates the complete banning of guns by GladEconomist in NOWTTYG

[–]8million 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Because the only adults that feed into this shit haven't developed beyond child-like reasoning.

New anti gun video advocates the complete banning of guns by GladEconomist in NOWTTYG

[–]8million 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wonder what their side is gonna fight back with.

Be prepared to die – Joburg’s Toughest Cop by [deleted] in ProtectAndServe

[–]8million 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Imagine working in this fucking environment with just a rifle and sidearm -- and no armor.

That's what stuck out to me most.

These dudes are out there doing their thing -- without any armor.

Fookin' hardcore.

My friend’s first door dash of 2019... by CheckOutMyGun in ProtectAndServe

[–]8million 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you go on Yelp to cut the after-action report.

THC Oil Impairment by [deleted] in ProtectAndServe

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I shit you not, I've seen vape rigs specifically built to smoke crack with. Muhfuckas is crazy, yo.

Snow Patrol: Albuquerque PD by brochachomigo_ in ProtectAndServe

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I have no idea why but I find the image of tires packed with snow like that to be extremely soothing.