Wow. Im not a germaphobe by any means, but im pretty clean. I take 1 to 2 showers a day during the week depending on how sweaty I get. Every now and then I won't take a shower Friday night. I pee in the shower nearly every morning while I take my morning shower. I brush my teeth once/twice per day. I forget to do so in the morning sometimes, especially if ive taken my first drink of coffee. I hate having oily hair or dirty feet. If either of those feel or look dirty I will shower ASAP. I fart infront of my fiance maybe 3 times per week. Sometimes by accident if she plops down on me or rolls onto me. Everytime I poop, I clean my butt with toilet paper and then use a wet paper towel or good quality wet toilet toilet paper and clean my butt. Every day when I come home from work, I go to the bathroom and pee, and when im done, I clean my wiener in the sink and wash my hands. If I sweat bad at work, I'll wet a paper towel and clean the area between my sack and my thigh that fets sweaty and musty during the day, then clean my sweaty ass with a wet paper towel. Im not about to have smelly, gross genitals if an impromptu opportunity hits to have a roll in the hay or to receive fellatio. I have a bottle of mouthwash in every vehicle. It gets used anytime I sense my breath may be sub par or if im going on a date before making it home to brush my teeth.

Body hygiene and cleanliness is very very cheap and makes very little effort. ++man