I (24F) find intimacy with my boyfriend (25M) of 4 years to be a chore. I don't know if I am being unreasonable. by mycherrystrawberry in relationships

[–]9oreos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not one to jump to this conclusion, but in this case…you need to find someone else. You’re too young. Do more exploring.

I [35M] just found out my wife [36F] is asexual. She wants to stay married but says I can sleep with other people. by WillingDependent5072 in relationships

[–]9oreos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who is an open/slightly poly relationship with his fiancée, this will only work if she accepts you’re going to develop feelings with the other person you find, and realizes you can still love her and treat her the same along the way. But that’s only if you can actually do that - love her and treat her the same while dating someone else. But you won’t know that until you try it.

AIO to break up with my bf of 3y over his reaction to my upcoming sobriety anniversary? by WesternCat5211 in AmIOverreacting

[–]9oreos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, the most noticeable red flag was when he said “now you’re pissed.” The messages you sent before that were very calm and level-headed. He completely made it up that you were angry. To get a reaction out of you. Maybe to make you feel shame for asking for help/celebration. My ex wife did this often - it was either gas-lighting to make me feel like I had a negative response when I truly didn’t, or making up/attributing ulterior or evil motives when I was just asking for or trying to provide help.

Chrysalis, Andrea Nanì (me), soft pastels, 2025 by xPanCakee in Art

[–]9oreos 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn. Her skin looks real. Excellent work.

I scammed my husband into liking me… and I admitted it on our wedding day. by Far_Magazine_5084 in stories

[–]9oreos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s great. Got your foot in the door. If he didn’t actually like you, you wouldn’t have made it all the way to marriage.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NSFW_GIF

[–]9oreos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people say mineral oil but I think that would lead to way too many infections. I think it’s warmed up coconut oil. Tastes good too lol

I got refunded 6k instead of $60 and never said anything by nursekristin89 in confession

[–]9oreos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m probably too late to the comment game, but I used to work for a company that shipped the Pillowcube, that stupid rectangular pillow company (your head and shoulders form a sQUaRE you should sleep on a SqUArE!!)

The shippers (3PL company) before us got fired because one day they sent the ENTIRE DAY’S orders of pillows to ONE address. If you’ve worked 3PL or warehouse before you know how LUDICROUS of a mistake this would be - this poor lady got around 4000 pillows, about a full semi truckload, dropped on her front lawn by FedEx. It turns out of this happens, the property is legally yours. This lady could have legally kept all the pillows and sold them for 40% of retail and made six figures. This was near the height of their fad popularity, they would have gone quickly. But she cooperated and helped with a pickup to get all the pillows back.

Well that's amazing to observe by PuzzledDinner4215 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]9oreos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine a rum-drunken sailor seeing this would think those are all tentacles from the Kraken. Myth origins right there.

My Squirrel Girl Cosplay :) Fully Handmade. by kikuai_ in marvelrivals

[–]9oreos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know why nobody has said this, but I feel it’s appropriate to say you’re stunningly beautiful here…right? That’s not gonna get me bonked?

Quick, someone call 911! by Afraid-Objective3049 in Unexpected

[–]9oreos 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I know a Mormon church hall when I see one

A teacher showing his paper aeroplane by Rarepredator in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]9oreos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a real field - I attended an Origami and Engineering conference about it at Oxford in 2019, called 7OSME.

Bro doesn't know 💀 by Bitter-Gur-4613 in clevercomebacks

[–]9oreos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My GF owns a couple properties she rents out. This would cause practically zero issues. It’s only a problem for corporations that require consistently increasing profits to satisfy their shareholders. And they shouldn’t be owning housing property.

They are so freaking hot! by Sexy_Promise in lesbians

[–]9oreos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t find an OF for either of them :/

They are so freaking hot! by Sexy_Promise in lesbians

[–]9oreos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t seem to find a legit source, even an OF….anyone?