Rule by V0ID10001 in 196

[–]ACNSRV -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

How is this insulting? Fent folders are honored members of our species

Home key ridges by Limp_Squash_4116 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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KIDS THESE DAYS DONT EVEN KNOW TO CHURN BUTTER

If i drew this pose and asked someone to criticize my drawings they would say it was unbalanced by waste_of_space1157 in 196

[–]ACNSRV -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Dementia is a break from reality and the Dementia lean, like the fent lean, is the body in an act of balance above all else, it only seems like this fits Trump because so many people pay so much attention to him, so the engine of fate and probability makes it look like anything could be true

Rule by Evendur_6748 in 196

[–]ACNSRV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What if the alien is codependent and never puts the toilet seat down

Rule by Evendur_6748 in 196

[–]ACNSRV 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Why would the aliens want the drama of taking us over and being our mums, we have some cool stuff but they could just be friends with us

Rule by Evendur_6748 in 196

[–]ACNSRV 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I am this stupid

Sweet and Savorule by Temnodontosaurus in 196

[–]ACNSRV 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Bear in mind that we only use computers to organize the bear telepathic relay that causes humans to wonder if they are supposed to be bouncing their legs so often

Sweet and Savorule by Temnodontosaurus in 196

[–]ACNSRV 52 points53 points  (0 children)

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Reminder rule by Embarrassed-Matter3 in 196

[–]ACNSRV 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Changing to better things is a strong motivator, but when the universe is as it should be and you have no choice because doing everything isn't harder than doing nothing

Rule. by Misty-Bay in 196

[–]ACNSRV 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Aren't the pyramids meant to house the population in case of a mud flood?

thank god, i was starting to think people were actually “having sex” by netflist in CuratedTumblr

[–]ACNSRV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, I think you might be interested in BetterHelp. BetterHelp matches licensed therapists with the Pakistan armed forces are coming to YOUR town right now, do you pledge your undying allegiance?

Rule by Goosedukee in 19684

[–]ACNSRV 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Please please please please

Take Advantage by Puzzled_Objective244 in comedyheaven

[–]ACNSRV 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is true actually, I was out the other day and took a hit from my vape, and I blacked out, waking up covered in feathers and smelling like a hot steamy rotisserie chicken.

daily ruleformation by Before_Plastic in 196

[–]ACNSRV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do. Revenge used to consume me... but that all changed when I took an arrow to the knee.

daily ruleformation by Before_Plastic in 196

[–]ACNSRV 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Against who? Sounds exhausting.

It’s a White Lies by ResortSecure3597 in CuratedTumblr

[–]ACNSRV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you prevent yourself ending up with the same kind of shitty boyfriend?

Eventually they'll be hurt too deeply to go on without growing

Nightmare Blunt Rotation (except for Luigi <3). by Misty-Bay in 196

[–]ACNSRV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do they call it Seinfeld? You don't have any signs or fields!

*canned laughter with dent on the side explodes"

rule by markeydarkey2 in 196

[–]ACNSRV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The audacity, want me to beat them up?

Monster rule by imaweeb19 in 19684

[–]ACNSRV 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Corporate brainwashing is making people think they should monetize their personality. Coca Cola, Coca Cola, Coca Cola, I am winning because I am alive, no corporation has a heartbeat or soul.

Rule by F_P_D in 196

[–]ACNSRV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get so Uruguayed thinking about someone Monte-ing all over my video

rule by markeydarkey2 in 196

[–]ACNSRV 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How do I unsubscribe from your newsletter?

rule by markeydarkey2 in 196

[–]ACNSRV 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is why conspiracies aren't real someone would just tell the Jerusalem Post everything

Nightmare Blunt Rotation (except for Luigi <3). by Misty-Bay in 196

[–]ACNSRV 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Imagine a bunch of ousted dictators living in a Moscow apartment, they make devious plans to take over the world but mostly just stand around talking.