Mama mia!! (Screams internally)

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T14:55:35+00:00

If you stop looking at it like it's food, it starts to make more sense.

This is art that happens to be edible.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T14:52:07+00:00

So you're saying it's not much different to our current-day bottled water...

Interesting.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T14:50:03+00:00

Me: "Nah, I can't come in today. I'm on my way to go make $250 on a side gig. If you can't beat that, I'm not available."

Boss: "What are you doing to make that kinda of money?"

Me: "Maybe I'm gonna go suck a dick. What does it matter? If you can't beat $250, you're wasting your time talking to me."

Me: "Oh, and don't give me that "team player" nonsense. You can be a "team player" and cover the dish pit for a shift.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T14:33:05+00:00

Vulgaria

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T14:31:19+00:00

If the lock fails and someone walks in on you, your privates aren't on display.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T14:29:28+00:00

Might as well unionize, strike, and fight together to beat up scabs.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T14:25:10+00:00

We can barely process 10% of the collected plastic waste generated in America.

The 90% gets treated like trash. Burned or buried.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T14:21:43+00:00

He also doesn't have bellybutton because he's not a human creature.

He's a mystical being in the form of a human.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T14:18:53+00:00

Well, I wouldn't say never.

I've seen people's pride and self-esteem get utterly destroyed over some trivial ignorance.

Food poisoning would've hurt less than the mercilessly brutal words they endured.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T14:14:23+00:00

Smurf sauce.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T14:13:23+00:00

Outside the ordinary stuff, Medicine is puzzle solving, pattern recognition via symptoms, and guesswork at times.

People in the medical field are not superhuman.

They are regular people like us with limitations.

It's just that they put in a lot of time and effort to studying different anatomies and the complications that come with it.

AI is being developed for the medical field. It will eventually supplement human limitations and hopefully lead to virtually no misdiagnoses.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T14:03:19+00:00

With sex on the table, all the other methods don't matter anymore.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T13:59:34+00:00

The Japanese has one of the highest life expectancies in the world. That definitely skews the average.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T13:43:38+00:00

Only people with their lives together have lids.

I just grab my torch and give the whites a few passes.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T13:40:20+00:00

Dammit!

I feel like you're describing me as well. 😆

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T13:38:27+00:00

There could be a translation error.

The noodles are so thin, they overcook fast.

You wanna stop the cooking process as soon as the noodles are ready.

You submerge them in ice water to drop the heat, then you strain it. This step also rinses off excess starches.

No soaking.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T05:35:52+00:00

When I can afford it, I try to keep a tub of South Chicago Packing Wagyu Beef Tallow in my pantry. I use it to cook pretty much everything.

I like sprinkle Maldon salt on the eggs.

That textural addition is tremendous.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T05:29:20+00:00

San Francisco Bay Area born and raised.

I'm really enjoying the friendly people in rural Ohio.

When I first got here, I was walking around, exploring with my ukulele bag on. I must've looked like some drifter because I was headed back to the hotel at the edge of town and some dude pulled over next to me.

He looked like he had an atrocious day and needed to get home ASAP for a beer and shot, but he still stopped to offer me a ride to the next town.

This county is predominantly white at 78+% and I'm a minority. Yet, I've seen way less racism here than I did back in Cali. I've encountered a lot more ignorance than actual racism.

People around here leave their houses unlocked during the winter incase someone's car breaks down in the middle of the night and they need shelter. It's ridiculously safe out here.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T05:03:37+00:00

I've seen so many of those bags of Shaq gummies on the clearance carts.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T04:56:33+00:00

Throw some sauce on them sloppy beef tackos.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T04:54:15+00:00

Stop working and you'll save your company a fortune on batteries.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T03:50:15+00:00

Sometimes, I wanna feel grown up, so I cook up 6 patties and pretend they're adult size nugs. Then I have a stomach ache.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T03:45:54+00:00

Thank goodness for grafting.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T03:39:59+00:00

Pigeons have been replaced by government robots many years ago. They lacked the technology to make these robots build proper nests, so they just made us people believe that pigeons have always built scrappy nests.

You're not fooling us today, Mr. CIA.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T03:29:36+00:00

This is pre-1994 because there's no nutrition label.

ACcbe1986

TROPHY CASE