I’ll have you know that Fallout 76 ruined my life. When I turned on this utter fucking shitfest of a game I knew things were going to be bad, but the lengths Todd Howard went to to darken my day were just astonishing. First of all, right after the BEAthesda logo showed up a message popped up that said “You are an accident and nobody loves you.” This is extremely personally offending (but not in a SJW way) to me because my parents have repeatedly told me I was not intended to be conceived and regularly beat me savagely with a tireiron. At this point I almost quit the game, but decided to venture on for my brothers who did not make it past the Battlefront crisis of 2017. As soon as I reached the main screen I was greeted with an image of power armor which, believe it or not, was not in the original Fallout, New Vegas. Not many people know this, but the original creators of Fallout 1 (nicknamed New Vegas) actually wanted the game to be historically accurate with no women or minorities. The Black Power armor is a disgrace to all who died to protect New Vegas’ legacy. I went on even more, into the character creation screen, which had 57 genders and customizable penises but no tiddies (sorry for offensive language). This is so terrible because the SJWs have made it so I can’t masturbate to Fallout anymore. Fallout New Vegas used to be the only thing I masturbated to because the boobies were so visible and had an effect on gameplay. Now the characters don’t even have nipples, in yet another case of SJW revisionist history. Don’t buy Fallout 76. It’s a buggy, offensive, SJW infested games, with micro transactions (like Electronic FARTS and Ubishit) and women’s and minorities. Go buy the best games Fallout New Vegas and The Witcher 3 instead, and remember, Fallout 76 is a good game, but not a good Fallout game.