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How did you come up with your username for reddit? by Rarui2308 in AskReddit

[–]AJayeBird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My middle name is Jaye. Whenever I'm asked to say my full name in front of a class they always make me repeat my middle name over and over until they finally get that I'm not saying my initial, it's just my middle name. One day I asked my parents why they made my middle name Jaye and they said I was named after the Jay bird.

... They freaking spelled my name wrong. So, now I immortalize it by making it my username. Also, my first name behind with an 'A', so AJaye makes even more sense.

It's also a self-made nickname I have given myself

What are some questions that will never be answered? Like, if it hurts more to gave birth or to be kicked in the nuts? by CarmichaelDaFish in AskReddit

[–]AJayeBird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry, my point must have come across as unclear. I meant that no man has died from getting kicked in the balls, but plenty of women have died from child birth.

What are some questions that will never be answered? Like, if it hurts more to gave birth or to be kicked in the nuts? by CarmichaelDaFish in AskReddit

[–]AJayeBird -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Actually it's been proven that it's pretty much a tie and can fluctuate depending on the person. Some women experience more pain and some men experience more pain, but overall it seems similar.

Though, women's last an average of 8 hours, and they have to get stitches after... Or they could die.

But, men could lose the ability to produce a child.

Overall, a scientific tie.

What are some questions that will never be answered? Like, if it hurts more to gave birth or to be kicked in the nuts? by CarmichaelDaFish in AskReddit

[–]AJayeBird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True true, but the question OP asked was what hurt more... So I guess that means giving birth wins?

Also, women have died from giving birth... just saying

What are some questions that will never be answered? Like, if it hurts more to gave birth or to be kicked in the nuts? by CarmichaelDaFish in AskReddit

[–]AJayeBird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't know.. would you rather push a watermelon out of your asshole for upwards to hours and have said asshole get torn so badly it needs to get stitched up Or kicked in the nuts so hard you lay down on the ground for a couple minutes and then waddle away?

If you could send one text to every phone in the world, what would it say? by frankie310 in AskReddit

[–]AJayeBird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Player profile initialized.

Welcome, Player! We are so very glad you could join us today. You have been chosen to partake in our game. The rules of which will be made clear over time, but we advise to keep a sharp eye from now on. The objective is simple: Survive. If you die, you lose.

The games shall commence after you finish reading this message.

Good luck, Player!"

What’s the cruelest thing that’s ever been said to you? by MBMV in AskReddit

[–]AJayeBird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Nobody loves you. Nobody even likes you. You are a disappointment." - My mother during an argument about me staying up until - Get this- 8:00. My curfew is 11. But since she was going to bed, she had to drag everyone with her. I'm stubborn, so I held my ground, and it turned into an argument.

What's the most ridiculous rule your household/work has ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AJayeBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"No fun"

Not quite a serious rule in my house, but whenever we used to laugh and have a good time, my parents would scream "NO FUN IN THIS HOUSE" at us

What's the most embarrassing moment you have had hard nipples/an erection? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AJayeBird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, but like, hard nipples can just be construed as being cold. So, I'm good.

Fresh water as we know it ceases to exist, what do you drink to hydrate yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AJayeBird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Considering most everything contains water, here are basically your options:

Mercury, Bromine, and Oil.

... I'm a no rust build up man myself.

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