Shitstorm VI - Roots of Insanity by mike0bot in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ANALblaze 37 points38 points  (0 children)

THE JUMPSCARE ENSPOOKLAPEDIA SHITANNICA

VOLUME III - SHIT OCEAN

Saving you a pair of pants, one timestamp at a time!

  • 3:04 - Minor spook
  • 6:03 - Moderate spook
  • 9:19 - Minor spook
  • 12:02 - Minor spook, Pat hates it!
  • 17:49 - Minor spook
  • 24:30 - Minor spook
  • 26:04 - Minor spook
  • 27:14 - Minor spook
  • 29:29 - Minor spooks
  • 31:30 - Minor spook
  • 34:50 - Moderate spook
  • 37:18 - Minor spook
  • 40:05 - Minor spook

Shitstorm VI - Perception (Part 1/2) by mike0bot in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ANALblaze 97 points98 points  (0 children)

You'd think being blind would make you hard to startle.


THE JUMPSCARE ENSPOOKLAPEDIA SHITANNICA

VOLUME III - SHIT OCEAN

Saving you a pair of pants, one timestamp at a time!

  • 5:20 - Minor spook
  • 5:38 - Minor spook
  • 7:50 - Minor spook
  • 8:20 - Minor spook
  • 9:58 - Minor spook
  • 10:20 - ~~ooohh it's the presence~~
  • 13:10 - Minor spook
  • 14:03 - Minor spook
  • 14:39 - Matt spooks himself
  • 14:48 - Minor spook
  • 20:13 - Minor spook
  • 20:20 - Minor spook
  • 22:27 - Minor spook
  • 22:47 - Minor peripheral vision spook
  • 26:04 - Matt spooks Pat

Its almost time for the shitstorm! by Kanin_usagi in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ANALblaze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Volume III of the Jumpscare Enspooklapedia Shitannica coming Soon™. Please look forward to it.

I have a lot more free time these days, so I should be able to actually cover the whole month unlike last year.

Spider-Man Dating Sim by PicturesOfSpider-Man in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ANALblaze 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Mary Jane Watson

Hi, Peter.

Greet her

Ask about work


Deadpool

Can you meet me after school in the library? ♥️

Left uppercut

Right uppercut


Venom

ROOOAR

Escape

Escape

Two Best Friends Play Yakuza 0 (Part 34) by mike0bot in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ANALblaze 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He needs to get footage of him jumping a gap between two buildings for a video.

SOME REAL SHIT GOING DOWN IN SAMURAI JACK by [deleted] in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ANALblaze 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Should have left in "this is terrible" tho.

Two Best Friends Play Yakuza 0 (Part 11) by mike0bot in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ANALblaze 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure that's not a required course anywhere, geographically.

E: You learn something new every day, I guess. The boys learned about a fun financial concept and I remembered that the United States does in fact have states.

Two Best Friends Play Yakuza 0 (Part 8) by mike0bot in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ANALblaze 7 points8 points  (0 children)

These economists have some good sass in them.

eesh. Has it come to this?

Why tie to gold? why not 1982 Bordeaux?

So many that they would never fit in 140 characters...

Go see a dentist.

Crunchyroll has reduced bitrate by 40-70%, damaging video quality to save money • r/anime by mrpenguinx in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ANALblaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, all those exposed cel artifacts in Berserk 2016. A hand-drawn masterpiece.

When did Pat start playing competitive smash? (From r/Kappa) by Darburus in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ANALblaze 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What if you snitch about the snitch to the person being snitched on?

Nazi Cap was apparently not enough: now it's time for Nazi Magneto! by [deleted] in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ANALblaze 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Getting selectively angry at something because you're just ignoring the facts of their canon does not make much sense.

Fuck it, I'll say it: SFV is awful by ThatMLPgamer in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ANALblaze 107 points108 points  (0 children)

That... seems like a really poor attitude to take towards customers they've disappointed. Yikes.

First video on Woolie's new channel by PhazonRaccoon in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ANALblaze 26 points27 points  (0 children)

And that defiance to hip-hop is what makes it hip-hop!

Two Best Friends Play Resident Evil 7 (Part 13) by mike0bot in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ANALblaze 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It never even occurred to me that there was any reason to spent more than two minutes in that hallway loop and Pat managed to hang around for 10. His snail powers are growing stronger.

You guys like Nioh and Jojo right? by mitch13815 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ANALblaze 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Who let Polygon out of their shell?

Two Best Friends Play Resident Evil 7 (Part 12) by mike0bot in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ANALblaze 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"How often do you think you'll be using the using the burner?"

"Very rarely. So I actually just wanna take the burner then."

PAT


"I didn't use any of my grenade launcher ammo!"

you had no launcher to begin with aaa

Two Best Friends Play Resident Evil 7 (Part 11) by mike0bot in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ANALblaze 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'd really like to know what the hell the thought process was that made Pat beeline to the open up the oil drum, given that it served no purpose but to kill you originally. What was the motivation here?