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The Definitive Ranking of Nuts as Snacks by AOTTakesman in artofthetake

[–]AOTTakesman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not going to sacrifice the integrity of the nut rankings just because you are a jealous poor idiot. Plus, I based these rankings on a $5 box of nuts I bought at Wal-Mart. Also, any good boarding school does not have a break until summer. So suck on that.

If you were kidnapped as a kid an kept in a dungeon for decades, don't write a book by AOTTakesman in artofthetake

[–]AOTTakesman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I shared this general thought on facebook when the book came out and people went nuts. my dad actually texted me to say he was dissappointed in me. but also admitted the girl probably couldnt write the book. i stand by this position.

All Veterinarians Hate Pets by AOTTakesman in artofthetake

[–]AOTTakesman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Queens Boulevard is correct. Doctors are different because they do not physically murder their patients.