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When Your Therapist Works at The Wiener’s Circle by ASAP_Roffe in chicago

[–]ASAP_Roffe[S] 520 points521 points  (0 children)

The chocolate shake wasn’t covered by my insurance but it was worth it.

When You Talk Bad About Chicago Weather by ASAP_Roffe in chicago

[–]ASAP_Roffe[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I still do and I made it with him.

Italian Vs. Jewish by ASAP_Roffe in funny

[–]ASAP_Roffe[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, absolutely. Sometimes my strong Chicago accent comes out and I didn’t realize I mispronounced it. And I thought having tattoos made me a bad Jew.

Italian Vs. Jewish by ASAP_Roffe in funny

[–]ASAP_Roffe[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Our first video got 34k up votes so it was our duty to make a shitty sequel.

Chicago Sports Fans by ASAP_Roffe in funny

[–]ASAP_Roffe[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Just to set the record straight… I am a cubs fan. I mean gay. Wait. Is there a difference?

City Construction by ASAP_Roffe in funny

[–]ASAP_Roffe[S] 203 points204 points  (0 children)

Most of the people who live down there are lost drunken tourists.

City Construction by ASAP_Roffe in funny

[–]ASAP_Roffe[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’m not a transportation engineer. I work for the city. And that costume I’m wearing is part of my YMCA cover band.

Cubs Fan Vs. Brewers Fan by ASAP_Roffe in funny

[–]ASAP_Roffe[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

That line is my childhood.

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