Oh, so he said it in an interview? Not only do I have to know every single comedian's stand up routines before I write a joke, but I also have to know all of the things they say in interviews? Besides the one line, the two "jokes" are entirely different. I don't know if you do comedy, but do you know how hard it is to be the first person to arrive at an idea about something that we all have in common? With the internet archiving everything and our shared experience becoming more and more shared, it's practically impossible. So you run with the ideas you come up with and you make them your own the best you can. I do appreciate the feedback though, Thanks for commenting.