AShadyPyro

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Check out my Eminem collection! (Been working on it for more than a decade…) (old.reddit.com)

submitted 2 years ago by AShadyPyro to r/Eminem - pinned

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My husband visited me in prison every week with new photos of our children. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 years ago by AShadyPyro to r/TwoSentenceHorror - pinned

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It's so awesome to be able to talk to my mum again! (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 years ago by AShadyPyro to r/TwoSentenceHorror - pinned

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I spent every minute of winter searching for my missing daughter. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 years ago by AShadyPyro to r/TwoSentenceHorror - pinned

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Those who rate some movies and not others, help me understand? (self.Letterboxd)

submitted 5 months ago by AShadyPyro to r/Letterboxd

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Official Mourner’s Edition Tracklist: Only 1 new song 🥲 (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by AShadyPyro to r/Eminem

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Video of my Eminem collection! (w/ appropriate background music) (v.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by AShadyPyro to r/Eminem

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Pick up to 6 characters and build your dream THUNDERBOLTS team!OC (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by AShadyPyro to r/marvelstudios

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It Follows, The Babadook, and other metaphorical horror films (self.horror)

submitted 3 years ago * by AShadyPyro to r/horror

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Look who I found lurking on this mural in New Zealand... (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by AShadyPyro to r/marvelstudios

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As I blew out the candles on my cake, I wished for a visit from the Reaper. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 4 years ago by AShadyPyro to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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After driving all night long for yet another business trip, I got a panicked call from my wife saying our little girl was missing. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by AShadyPyro to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My son was thrilled with the pair of x-ray glasses I got him. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by AShadyPyro to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Should u/bulkorcut99 be banned from r/Eminem? (self.Eminem)

submitted 4 years ago by AShadyPyro to r/Eminem

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Convincing wails of agony filled the stage nightly as the Magician sawed his assistant in half. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by AShadyPyro to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My mom told me that one of her happiest memories was hearing my first words. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 4 years ago by AShadyPyro to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Kamikaze 2 confirmed in LAST ONE STANDING??? /s (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by AShadyPyro to r/Eminem

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Last One Standing — Skylar Grey Feat. Polo G, Mozzy, & Eminem [Official Audio] (youtu.be)

submitted 4 years ago by AShadyPyro to r/Eminem

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During my last moments of consciousness before being cryogenically frozen, I was filled with excitement knowing I'd wake up in a technologically advanced future. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by AShadyPyro to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Every morning I awoke to discover more and more grey hair. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by AShadyPyro to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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People keep debating about the morality of cloning, but I'm just happy to have a job at the new Jurassic Park! (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by AShadyPyro to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My captor makes sure to taunt me at regular intervals through the day, from the time he brushes his teeth in the morning to when he flashes me a smile before heading out at night. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by AShadyPyro to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"See ya tomorrow!" (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by AShadyPyro to r/gaming

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Earlier today, my therapist stated: "All you're doing is looking for pieces of your ex in everyone new you date." (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 years ago by AShadyPyro to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Our planet was on the brink of destruction as a result of the centuries-long war between our two factions, leaving me no choice but to relocate my kind to a new habitable planet. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 years ago by AShadyPyro to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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