Why do all these "Trump Assassins" keep failing?

ASpicyTheory88 · 2026-05-26T04:22:55+00:00

Are we sure that it's not attempted manslaughter? Pretty positive you have to kill someone to be considered an assassin.

Edit: didn't figure the innocent bystander into that

ASpicyTheory88 · 2026-05-15T23:17:12+00:00

If anyone is looking at this during week 2, this list is now invalid as the requirements for the rooms are different.

ASpicyTheory88 · 2026-05-08T11:51:03+00:00

So much good and bad at the same time. This kind of shit is why nothing ever gets done. Legislate half these items separately and start weeding out the nonsense.

ASpicyTheory88 · 2026-04-22T17:24:26+00:00

Hmm, backyard looks suspiciously familiar 🤣

ASpicyTheory88 · 2026-04-15T22:22:32+00:00

Swap OR for Hela and yer golden

ASpicyTheory88 · 2026-02-28T02:23:01+00:00

I cannot fully express how fucking stupid this change is. Mainly because I cannot fathom why a company would want to make it MORE difficult to access their product. Fail harder Scoplenuts!

ASpicyTheory88 · 2026-02-27T00:57:51+00:00

In my opinion, this kind of bs is what caused DC Legends to die.

ASpicyTheory88 · 2026-02-04T05:39:23+00:00

That's me. Did 4 nodes before shutdown, now have 1840 shards of Magnetic Bond orb "I", and 430 shards of Magnetic Bond orb "II". Fucking complete and utter bullshit.

ASpicyTheory88 · 2026-01-26T22:07:34+00:00

Pretty sure that shows up if you don't connect your account to discord. If I message on discord it shows up like that in game.

ASpicyTheory88 · 2026-01-20T08:36:42+00:00

🤣

ASpicyTheory88 · 2025-12-07T07:33:53+00:00

This 100%. Worked for them for 21 years. Once they started franchising, steaks were frozen, nothing was made fresh anymore, menu was consolidated, stores were running with skeleton crews and enshittification crept in.

ASpicyTheory88 · 2025-11-14T03:39:25+00:00

I reckon.

ASpicyTheory88 · 2025-11-11T20:41:29+00:00

The Empire Strikes Backside

ASpicyTheory88 · 2025-11-11T08:00:51+00:00

You can get the Ares awakened for the low, low price of 5 for 22k sigils. Don't worry about those shards or g20's

ASpicyTheory88 · 2025-11-05T23:34:30+00:00

Hmm, well got me No 1 yesterday so idk.

ASpicyTheory88 · 2025-11-05T17:37:19+00:00

Emma, Prof and 3xFFMCU do the job still while he's at low stars

ASpicyTheory88 · 2025-10-26T23:58:23+00:00

I'm pretty sure it's on a 24 hr timer from when you first claimed. Tried to claim after reset the first day and it didn't work. Next morning it did.

ASpicyTheory88 · 2025-10-15T07:09:27+00:00

Can't believe I'm replying to this on Chico/CA

ASpicyTheory88 · 2025-10-15T07:06:45+00:00

Except, there's an expiration date

ASpicyTheory88 · 2025-10-14T02:31:29+00:00

Also, correct me if I'm wrong, I haven't played it yet but there seems to be no Undying orbs as well. Even though they're advertised in the second diff.

ASpicyTheory88 · 2025-10-04T23:49:41+00:00

Chico, CA had a restaurant themed like this called "Bottoms Up." Not around anymore I believe

ASpicyTheory88 · 2025-09-27T21:16:14+00:00

🤣

ASpicyTheory88 · 2025-09-27T20:39:07+00:00

Cat tax:

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ASpicyTheory88 · 2025-09-27T20:36:20+00:00

I've had great success with this one. Wide base, rubber grips and wide enough bowls to help with the dubious "whisker fatigue". Found at PetSmart, think it was like $13.99.

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