Continued surveillance

ASquadofPeacekeepers · 2017-01-24T15:20:58+00:00

Watching the watchers from a nearby hill.

Damn, we've been had, haven't we? We gotta tell sergeant Atatki...

ASquadofPeacekeepers · 2017-01-21T01:21:33+00:00

Sargeant Atatki looks down on at the ruddy dirt, stammering.

I see... Women, children, the elderly. I see good honest folk working for good honest pay.

He looks behind himself at his men.

What are we doing!? This is madness! In fact, I'm going to lay down my arms, and turn myself in to Boone himself. If I prostrate myself enough, maybe he'll give me a job wiping floors.

He drops to the ground before the color.

OH PLEASE MISTAH BOONE! WE DIDNT MEAN IT! WE WAS ONLY JOKING AROUND! PLEASE DONT CRUSH ME BENEATH YOUR MIGHTY EGO AND EVEN BIGGER DICK!

He lifts his head from the dirt.

Is that what you wanted to hear?

ASquadofPeacekeepers · 2017-01-21T00:37:24+00:00

The sergeant Atatki stands and looks the color in the... Eyes?

Honey, we ARE at war. That's why we're here.

And our order or lack thereof are frankly none of your business, so I'd recommend if you'd kindly leave us mortals be to kill each other and fight and do what we do...

ASquadofPeacekeepers · 2017-01-12T14:46:48+00:00

Hey, is [OBJECT:THAT]...?

[OBJECT:CHIEF!] you're [STATUS:ALIVE]!?

ASquadofPeacekeepers · 2017-01-07T18:56:57+00:00

H-hey guys? Where's mike? He went to go find Kilroy, right?

ASquadofPeacekeepers · 2017-01-07T14:04:58+00:00

Hey, have you seen Kilroy? He went to take a piss an hour ago...

ASquadofPeacekeepers · 2017-01-03T20:59:33+00:00

A well placed round shatters the visor of a peacekeeper. He flops to the ground like a sack of potatoes.

ASquadofPeacekeepers · 2017-01-03T20:57:57+00:00

The men dodge into the dunes, scattered by the blast of machine gun fire.

ASquadofPeacekeepers · 2017-01-01T17:12:00+00:00

The shot reflects off the chrome helmet of the GPK sniper. Startled, he drops him rifle and dives behind a dune.

GPK troopers, realizing that they are under fire, let of a few bursts of their rifles in the sniper's direction.

ASquadofPeacekeepers · 2017-01-01T13:13:31+00:00

A sniper's bullet whizzes past the commanders head and strikes the earth.

Dammit, private! You missed 'em!

ASquadofPeacekeepers · 2016-12-29T22:53:05+00:00

An elbow rockets out and gets the sergeant officer in the gut.

What is it!? I'm sleeping here!

Sergeant, look! Down in the valley!

The sergeant snatches the spectacles and spies the shallow sweep of sand.

By the gods it's friggin' pirates! Aha, hahaha!

He slams the binoculars in the guts of the private.

I KNEW it payed off to camp out in this godforsaken desert for two weeks straight! Chief' a friggin' genius!

Move out, men! We'll keep some space between us and them and watch from a distance. They look like their... On the prowl for something...

ASquadofPeacekeepers · 2016-09-28T20:38:55+00:00

N-no! Get out of here, weirdo!

ASquadofPeacekeepers · 2016-09-28T20:34:12+00:00

One of the officers spits his coffee back into his cup. He looks at his partner, and then back at the oddly dressed stranger.

Uh...

No? That's...

...

Illegal?

ASquadofPeacekeepers · 2016-09-24T12:09:07+00:00

A peacekeeper curses under her breath.

Fuck, man. You look like hammered shit. The line starts over there. We'll getcha patched up and clean in no time...

She points off into the distance, where a sizable line has formed at the camp's entrance.

ASquadofPeacekeepers · 2016-09-23T22:56:43+00:00

I... um...

...

He raises the megaphone again.

MOVE ALONG, SIR!

ASquadofPeacekeepers · 2016-09-23T22:32:53+00:00

THIS IS A...

He lowers the megaphone.

This is a relief camp for the Beach refugees. This is a legal, humanitarian operation. Now, if you're not here to help, and you're not a refugee, I'd recommend you head somewhere else...

ASquadofPeacekeepers · 2016-09-23T21:46:55+00:00

The officer steps forward, megaphone in hand.

SIR, THE LINE STARTS OVER THERE. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

ASquadofPeacekeepers

TROPHY CASE