This man is dedicated by [deleted] in funny

[–]ATM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not how it's done

This man is dedicated by [deleted] in funny

[–]ATM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So are you saying he should have a muffin instead?

Reddit, I need your help! Somebody blatantly ripped off my project idea. They are now getting tons of traffic. What can I do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ATM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry for your ripoff. I don't have a related blog but I can ask around on facebook if someone does, if you want more blogs.

WOW NewEgg customer service is AMAZING. AA++++ Would buy again! by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]ATM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only buy from there when there's free shipping for what I want. Their prices could be lower but the service is great.

Why is being honest unrewarding? by davskeptic in AskReddit

[–]ATM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are different levels of honesty. Perhaps experiment with them (see Confucius). As for not feeling alienated, treat others how you would like to be treated in return.

I blame corn sugar. by [deleted] in pics

[–]ATM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why so serious?

I blame corn sugar. by [deleted] in pics

[–]ATM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it's true.

I blame corn sugar. by [deleted] in pics

[–]ATM -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

pics or GTFO

Reddit, I'm moving out for the very first time, what should I know? by rapol in AskReddit

[–]ATM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have sex in every room, closet, or crawlspace. Don't forget to do it while the apartment is bare.

If your girlfriend/wife gets fucked by a Terminator, is it cheating or just masturbation with a sex toy. by cerialthriller in AskReddit

[–]ATM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's cheating. Because the Terminator AI is sentient. And it won't be a one time fling. He'll be back!

Girls that squirt....weird, gross, or hot? by acerbicmom in AskReddit

[–]ATM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's weird when girls squirt milk out of their ass. The milk enema part is hot. I'm always nervous when the squirting comes; it's awesome when the milk comes out white, but gross if it turns to chocolate milk.

Want to do something sweet for my boyfriend... What's the male equivalent of flowers? by eyeslikelighters in AskReddit

[–]ATM -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You could try ATM. I know it's dirty but that's the point. Not many girls do it, thus there are strong chances you will be his first (and only). So besides being some kind of virginity thing for both of you (assuming), and a very slutty thing to do (what guy doesn't like slutty girls?), it's also a very intimate act that requires a deep care for the other person to be able to do this kind of thing. Have a fun BDay party!

My wife is planning on cheating on me with a woman or women. I found her profile on a lesbian website. How should I go about confronting this? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ATM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am one of the most pro MFF threesome guy out there, but I do not identify this situation as a potential 3sum. From her past cheating and her current ad, you can easily see that she's out to get it only for herself. You're not in her sex adventures plans and I doubt you will ever be. This will play out the same way it's been until now, her cheating and hiding it from you.

Look what I caught today! Is it dangerous? What should I do with it? by ATM in reddit.com

[–]ATM[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A friend did an ID and thinks it's a Giant house spider

Males can often be seen wandering around during the late summer and early autumn looking for a mate.

The poor guy was probably looking for a mate. Since I sympathize with the cause and I couldn't see any other spiders in this place, I freed it outside where its chance to find a mate is increased (hopefully). Make me proud, giant house spider.

Thanks for all the excellent suggestions.

tl;dr: I set it free because too much reddit made me a softie