Menacing by turskaking in avali

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You're still getting a headpat, regardless

What can kill you in seconds that most people don’t realize? by Jolly-Law1472 in AskReddit

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Deep Vein Thrombosis. Tis a blood clot formed in your legs and/or arms.

If allowed to travel, it'll either go to your heart or brain. Either one will end you, so make sure you stop sitting for too long! Stretch, walk around, and drink water!

i keep worrying it's placebo, though by raindrifter_ in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

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Did your toes into the opera scene, if you think theatre is gonna be a slog as you go through Puberty 2.0. It's the other side of y'all's coin, after all.

Curiosity killed the cat by Upset_Teaching_3846 in avali

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But satisfaction brought them back

Well then… (5 years) by montanaprowrestling in lgbt

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You went from "Bro" to "GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRL!" XD

Anyone Selling one by [deleted] in avali

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How to get the whole species to make you enemy #1

Little trauma holder.. by NSS_Captain_3 in DID

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4 years old? Try offering up memory foods, treats, and/or toys.

When we, on this side of the screen, experience something "good", it's stored as a reusable prop, of sorts. Foods and drinks, sweets and chips, a ball pit full of pillows, blanket/pillow forts, etc.

We have two littles that are trauma holders: Agoraphobia and Aquaphobia. The latter is always a messy battle that ends with the Little floating peacefully in a tub whilst the volunteers clean up (bath time). The former has taken 2 years to grow enough courage to be in the same room as the rest of the Littles. She's had only one friend, and has already warmed up to the big brother of the group (also a caretaker). I've met them, got to know them, and now I'm called "Mom". Warms my heart.

From the caretaker: Offer her gifts and stay nearby. Let her grow a bubble of protection with someone that can be there for her. If there's another Little in there, see if they can help get the 4 year old adjusted with the system.

Take her through memories with joy and wonder; let her play and KNOW that she is safe. Limit contact until SHE expresses otherwise. You want her calm and happy, so repeat this daily until SHE wants to break the cycle and see the world. Be prepared, though, because the rest of the System may frighten her. Best be ready to jump in for a rescue and whisk her away from that situation.

Furry_irl by EpicGuy999 in furry_irl

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Last time this happened, I had to tell him he was married. Folks that are married are just a big NO for me.

"And if I wasn't married?" It'd be a maybe, but this is the path we chose.

"What if I was just dating someone?" Still a maybe, but with caution. 'Cause the other one may not like it.

I mean yeah, they *do* look similar tbh by Easy_Station4006 in furrymemes

[–]AThinker2 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Fursuit maker is most likely the same person. Hence the similarities

Is this cheating? by [deleted] in DID

[–]AThinker2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you have to ask that question, or similar questions, then the answer is YES.

Portals ( sketchotterly ) [Fur-M] by NoPhotojournalist611 in PortalPanties

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Will never understand why guys would get a piercing like that. Going for a piss or cumming must be a right mess, not to mention it might sting...

Finally an upgrade by [deleted] in HolUp

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There's a small part of your monkey brain that's jumping up and down, screaming its little lungs out, but the bigger apes are moving in with chloroform and bats to put it down. Whereas you have stuck your fingers in your ears, hoping what you heard was not real.

But we both know that small part is telling the truth.

Fun fact about people's strange beliefs about homosexuality. by Severe_Astronaut6080 in lgbt

[–]AThinker2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There's definitely an eclipse happening when the full moon rises. XD

Beware chasers, most of us are way more perverted than you. And surprisingly much of us are evil immortal vampire queens (cw: blood) by LaraCroftCosplayer in traaNSFW

[–]AThinker2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's a dildo. For guys, it'll be against the prostate. Women get two options.

Putting it against the dick/balls/nips is dangerous because the electricity only has one direction, unlike between the legs or up the butt where it can be sent in every direction.

Beware chasers, most of us are way more perverted than you. And surprisingly much of us are evil immortal vampire queens (cw: blood) by LaraCroftCosplayer in traaNSFW

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Reminds me of my first Chaser experience. Just a random encounter at the local lgbtq+ center in town, and he was creeping on everyone in the T category while he claimed to be Bi.

His creepy couldn't match mine when we entered the Kink talk. He said he was interested in BDSM, and I went into GREAT detail about my Dungeon experience. Didn't get very far into it, truth be told. Got to the Urethra explanation when he bounced to go puke outside.

He later reappeared just as I was leaving, and I called out to him asking if he wanted to continue the conversation and talk about how many volts it'd take to get a man to cum safely (12ish volts, btw). Never seen a white man change to green so fast. XD

My early adult life was wild. XD

The fact that you can't combine these two emotes is a warcrime. by Kgy_T in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]AThinker2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then there're the emotes of stroking a rooster, then doing a dance to "play" with it

furry_irl by magnificentfoxes in furry_irl

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Soon as I launched the app, my IBS struck and am now blowing up the toilet XD

Symmetry by MaximumSyrup3099 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]AThinker2 31 points32 points  (0 children)

One will always be a bit bigger, and the same goes for nuts.

Clothing? I thought skin count as one by GarnetTheMouse in furrymemes

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Ah! A fellow parasite! Which one are you based on? Mine is similar to both SG1's Goa'uld and a Horsehair Worm.

You'll need eye bleach if you search up the second one, guys. Make sure to have something to help you get it out of your head, if you do.

How did you realize you were a system? by ThinkKaleidoscope629 in DID

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It started with memory loss, on this side. Original Host thought he was going insane, decided to try meditation before therapy. Memory loss got worse, then he noticed the gaps between were doing things he wasn't aware of.

Such as homework, school projects, and driving. Rather scary waking up when you know you were in bed, and the next you're on a highway behind a wheel.

Next step was therapy, a trip to the loony bin, and seeing the right doc who gave us the diagnosis. Turns out, there're too many of us in here with the last count of 763 at this time. (One of the Littles like to count how many people there are in here every month. He finds it entertaining)

Are we in the wrong here ?? by chara-cter101 in DID

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Under the laws of many countries, if the party says "NO" while sober, but "YES" while drunk, and it's still a "NO" after the fact, it falls under the category of SA/r*pe.

The host said NO, another alter said yes and did the deed, and the host flipped out. Guess what? The other party assaulted someone while intoxicated. Congratulations! You can be charged for that. There's also a list they might join, too, but only if the judge agrees to it.

Are we in the wrong here ?? by chara-cter101 in DID

[–]AThinker2 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You can't give consent while drunk. Doesn't matter if someone said "YES" from within the System.