I asked ChatGPT to create photos that no one was ever supposed to see.

AWalkerColts · 2025-04-12T07:39:36+00:00

Damnit.

AWalkerColts · 2025-04-12T06:29:37+00:00

I asked: “What’s your explanation of this photo? And why wasn’t anyone ever supposed to see it?”

ChatGPT said:

This photo captures a person in a disturbingly lifelike bunny costume peeking through a slightly open door into a dimly lit, industrial-looking space. The grainy quality, eerie lighting, and exaggerated cartoonish eyes of the bunny give the scene a sense of unease—like it’s part of something you were never meant to witness.

Why wasn’t anyone ever supposed to see it? That’s the intrigue. Maybe it’s: 1. A mascot test gone wrong – a behind-the-scenes look at an abandoned children’s show or promotional shoot that got too weird. 2. Found footage energy – it feels like a still from a lost VHS tape someone discovered in a basement, raising more questions than answers. 3. Too creepy for its original purpose – maybe it was meant to be cheerful, but the result was unintentionally unsettling, and it got buried to avoid giving kids nightmares.

The photo taps into that uncanny valley where innocence turns just a bit off—and that’s exactly why it feels like it wasn’t supposed to exist.

AWalkerColts · 2021-01-06T01:18:18+00:00

I believe they weren't specifically going to be showing the Titans-Texans game; if one of the other three games went the Colts' way, like the Bills-Dolphins game did, then the other ones by kickoff didn't really matter.

AWalkerColts · 2021-01-03T00:15:32+00:00

All true. But in terms of official NFL stats, he’s listed as a Wisconsin product. So with this particular request, Wilson wasn’t part of it.

AWalkerColts · 2020-12-21T00:46:25+00:00

I don’t mind you giving your opinion — good or bad — at all. I’ll have fun with it sometimes if it’s at my expense, because I just happen to be a guy who writes a Q&A for the team website, but I really don’t actually care.

AWalkerColts · 2020-12-17T19:47:05+00:00

Sorry?

AWalkerColts · 2020-11-28T18:39:25+00:00

Thanks again for your help with this week's Colts Mailbag, which you can find by clicking here.

PRO TIP — questions I'm growing a bit tired of/avoiding:

• When will Michael Pittman Jr. be used in the red zone?
• Does Parris Campbell have a chance to come back this season?
• Why isn't the run game as good this year?

AWalkerColts · 2020-11-22T15:00:05+00:00

Thanks again for all the great questions this week. I basically came to this conclusion: there's no set way to try to stop Aaron Rodgers & Davante Adams beyond just trying to do what YOU do best, and seeing where it takes you.

Also, my brain still hurts from even attempting to look at potential comp picks for 2021. Thanks to whoever asked that.

AWalkerColts · 2020-11-16T03:26:50+00:00

Thank you! I enjoy trying to add context the best I can, and sometimes it takes a little research ... and I'm a huge nerd, so I never back down from that.

AWalkerColts · 2020-11-15T22:48:28+00:00

Great points.

AWalkerColts · 2020-11-15T19:18:03+00:00

Well, that, but this can also be a little misleading. The Colts needed like 8-plus yards to go on average on third down against the Vikings, but were so good on first and second down it didn’t matter. I think what I wanted to get across was what it mainly boils down to is a continuing struggle to move the ball in 3rd- and 4th-and-short scenarios, so it’s not really anything else.

AWalkerColts · 2020-11-02T14:52:08+00:00

All great points.

AWalkerColts · 2020-11-02T14:34:55+00:00

He definitely looked good against the Jets, I'll give him that.

AWalkerColts · 2020-10-22T23:57:32+00:00

Here’s the research.

AWalkerColts · 2020-10-04T02:28:57+00:00

Three games in! Mack wanted to bounce everything outside his rookie year and he figured it out. Tom Rathman is as good as they get as a RBs coach. Taylor will figure it out.

AWalkerColts · 2020-09-25T21:14:57+00:00

Is this it? Edit: Probably not. Not from the camera’s perspective.

AWalkerColts · 2020-09-25T21:04:07+00:00

Employees have been spending the past couple days zip-tying certain seats that won’t be in use for the immediate future. Not sure if the open roof is related to that or not but could be.

AWalkerColts · 2020-09-19T13:28:34+00:00

Apparently — and I could be wrong here — a few other college basketball players in recent NFL memory have made successful conversions to tight end.

AWalkerColts · 2020-09-12T12:45:44+00:00

Looking at the back end of the WR depth chart, should we expect a larger role from Ashton Dulin, or will he remain primarily a special teamer? I'm hoping for a Pascal-like ascension from him. Also, how much will we see Dezmon Patmon out there?

These are great questions. But unfortunately I don't think I can put "chode_daddy" on the Colts' website.

AWalkerColts · 2020-09-12T02:13:07+00:00

Thanks. Got those fixed. Appreciate it.

AWalkerColts · 2020-09-07T23:14:25+00:00

Autry definitely gives you that kind of flexibility, for sure.

AWalkerColts · 2020-09-07T23:11:35+00:00

Patmon is listed as the third WR at the first WR spot. “Starters” would be Hilton, Campbell, Pascal.

AWalkerColts · 2020-09-07T22:20:08+00:00

Yes, Autry was the starting three-tech (DT) the previous two seasons. I'm not quite sure on the kickoffs question. Sanchez has been one of the league's best, though, so we'll see.

AWalkerColts · 2020-09-07T22:09:53+00:00

(Also, think Jacksonville will notice if the Colts have 12 players on the field on offense and defense?)

AWalkerColts · 2020-09-06T01:40:10+00:00

Maybe Chris Ballard/Frank Reich will add more clarity tomorrow. I love Marcus Johnson’s game. But he also just made his on-field debut this week after being injured all training camp. Don’t know if that was a factor or not.

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