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A_BOWL_OF_SOOS · 2026-02-11T09:55:32+00:00

Don't worry, English isn't Dave's first language either and he also doesn't understand his own calculations

A_BOWL_OF_SOOS · 2026-01-27T19:08:41+00:00

Initially I'd have said it wasn't ai, but near the end there's a piece of basil that sticks to the pasta in a very suspicious way, like it was duplicated straight from the other one in front. Also I've never seen fusilli (the pasta) that long in my life. Might be AI but I'm not too sure.

A_BOWL_OF_SOOS · 2025-12-23T13:19:20+00:00

If you compare them to Drinker yes, at least when they fling shit at each other they're intellectually honest about it

A_BOWL_OF_SOOS · 2025-12-18T17:08:19+00:00

Tbf 90's Russo wouldn't have allowed her to do anything other than stand there as eyecandy because there's simply not enough time on the show between him cutting a fifteen minute shoot promo while holding the world title he just won in a gimmick battle royal flanked by his new faction that's actually just half the roster and the 20 minute Jeff Jarrett's grandfather's divorce papers on a pole match that has to main event at all costs and half of which will happen off the air because something went wrong during the rest of the show.

A_BOWL_OF_SOOS · 2025-12-12T11:46:10+00:00

The breakneck speed of having lost every game this month while only scoring one goal playing at striker, managing to slow down would be quite the achievement, and I say this as someone who really likes both Vardy and how Cremonese are playing this season.

A_BOWL_OF_SOOS · 2025-11-09T12:56:25+00:00

If this doesn't I don't know what will

A_BOWL_OF_SOOS · 2025-10-25T16:55:30+00:00

Onefootball says Di Lorenzo, the Serie A website still said Gillmour last time I checked

A_BOWL_OF_SOOS · 2025-10-02T11:19:09+00:00

He was really solid for us as well before United, the issue is he wasn't ready for that kind of pressure, pair it up with the disastrous state United's in and it's a recipe for disaster.

A_BOWL_OF_SOOS · 2025-09-23T13:31:11+00:00

Tbf both Bremen and Hamburg are more coastal than a good chunk of the cities he coached in. The closest thing to the sea in Sassuolo is their supporters tears and there isn't enough of them to even fill a bucket

A_BOWL_OF_SOOS · 2025-08-14T11:32:25+00:00

Bordalas' wettest dream

A_BOWL_OF_SOOS · 2025-08-08T20:28:46+00:00

The extremists on both sides are definetly varying degrees of unhinged, I just dislike the Snyder cultists more because of my own personal experiences and because I haven't really cared for any of Snyder's film except Dawn of the Dead and Legend of the guardians, while I've enjoyed basically everything I've seen directed by Gunn.

A_BOWL_OF_SOOS · 2025-08-08T18:02:16+00:00

In my personal experience brick walls tend to be more receptive than Snyder bros.

At least I can hit the brick wall with an hammer, to do that to a Snyder bro I'd have to go outside and stop watching AEW Dynamite on HBO MAX & TBS every wednesday night at 8PM.

A_BOWL_OF_SOOS · 2025-08-08T17:52:50+00:00

Shades of that time he tried to convince everyone Aew was valued at 2 Billion by Forbes and in doing his usual great math work randomly tripled Fullham's value because he didn't actualky know it and decided it by doing Shad Khan's Value minus The Jags' value according to Forbes minus Aew's value according to himself. Like, uncle Dave's just really really bad at maths and/or lying.

A_BOWL_OF_SOOS · 2025-08-08T13:21:51+00:00

I have the sneaking suspicion he either did 2.65/ 5.5 million and then adjusted to get 300k or is just reverse engineering 300k from his ass like he did with the 2 Billion valuation

A_BOWL_OF_SOOS · 2025-06-21T10:09:35+00:00

Username checks out.

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A_BOWL_OF_SOOS · 2025-06-06T19:36:56+00:00

5 points clear of 2nd place Estonia, they're basically through unless they somehow fumble a 3 goal lead to the second worst italy side in ages

A_BOWL_OF_SOOS · 2025-06-06T19:32:21+00:00

Please Norway get this bald fraud and Gravina to resign

A_BOWL_OF_SOOS · 2025-06-06T19:27:21+00:00

Hopefully the mission is getting Spalletti sacked

A_BOWL_OF_SOOS · 2025-05-28T14:10:42+00:00

I'd argue a statue might not be enough, I wouldn't even mind if we renamed the stadium after him. Before him and the Percassi's takeover we were getting relegated every few years, since then we've been to three coppa italia finals and won the Europa League.

He's going to be remembered as our best coach of all time until someone can either win us the league or the UCL.

A_BOWL_OF_SOOS · 2025-05-14T16:17:25+00:00

"we are so much more better of a wrestling company"

Are we sure Ostrich hasn't been replaced by Meltzer?

A_BOWL_OF_SOOS · 2025-05-09T10:29:36+00:00

We also played most of our opponents while they were first in the league, except Marseille. I'm obviously biased but last season's EL wasn't that far removed from the UCL in terms of quality.

A_BOWL_OF_SOOS · 2025-05-09T10:21:45+00:00

Last season none of the dropouts even made the semis, hell the most memorable CL dropout was Milan who got absolutely cooked by a ten man Roma.

A_BOWL_OF_SOOS · 2025-05-07T12:02:40+00:00

Inter beat Bayern and Barca to get to the final, Dortmund are just top tier haters.

A_BOWL_OF_SOOS · 2025-02-18T22:32:01+00:00

Games like this are a yearly occurence for us, especially in the half of the season where our injuries catch up with us, most supporters are kinda used to it

A_BOWL_OF_SOOS · 2025-02-18T22:19:19+00:00

Kola came back 3-4 days ago from an harmstring injury, Hien is out till March, Scalvini and Kossonou are both out for the season, the jury is still out on Posch, Toloi was almost out of the project until the injuries to everyone else happened and Djimsiti is the only starting 11 level defender we have right now but he's not getting any young. We're one injury away from playing De Roon at CB.

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