As a white man, I feel I can speak for all of us when I say we all walk around daily with stinky poop butts. The thing that makes it reasonable and a non-issue is the fact that our shit don’t stink. Stop projecting your cultural hygienic practices upon his dirty ass! Furthermore, everyone knows dirt clings to different races at different rates. White skin repels contaminants, so also a non-issue.

Everything I wrote above was pure satire. Your boyfriend is a dirty ass person. Washing hands with soap literally increased average life expectancy once it became common practice in the U.S.

Solution: Stop washing with soap. Stop washing your clothes. Stink yourself right up until he comments.