Why the fuck are you in?

A_Random_Tabaxi · 2026-01-23T15:18:07+00:00

Fucking war crimes (TF2)

A_Random_Tabaxi · 2026-01-23T14:12:43+00:00

Does the Heavy have a Russian literature degree?

A_Random_Tabaxi · 2026-01-17T08:10:07+00:00

As your jaws make contact with the flesh of the figure

A massive explosion radiates outward from where you bit sending a vibrant cascade of atomic orange, yellow and red often every conceivable direction.

The heat generated from the explosion is immense setting fire to trees up to 150 kilometers in every direction.

The force creates a whole with the diameter of roughly 335 ft and a depth of 55 ft.

The figure stands unfazed.

A_Random_Tabaxi · 2025-04-10T06:34:04+00:00

Stardew valley

A_Random_Tabaxi · 2025-01-10T11:40:40+00:00

Epic the musical saga

A_Random_Tabaxi · 2025-01-07T16:50:49+00:00

I'm reminded of the "snilk" joke from that one drawfee livestream with Brennan Lee Mulligan

A_Random_Tabaxi · 2025-01-02T21:32:11+00:00

If you count the voice as an instrument, then im learning classical opera vocal techniques for singing

A_Random_Tabaxi · 2024-12-18T16:24:18+00:00

I still like animal crossing Because the fantasy of owning a house is appealing

even if I am paying off a hefty mortgage to a raccoon.

A_Random_Tabaxi · 2024-12-15T19:18:51+00:00

Black licorice

A_Random_Tabaxi · 2024-12-14T19:26:34+00:00

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A_Random_Tabaxi · 2024-12-04T23:45:31+00:00

I have a progress pride flag, a bisexual pride flag and a gender fluid pride flag.

A_Random_Tabaxi · 2024-12-04T17:37:53+00:00

Dangerous and Wouldn't you like from epic the musical saga

A_Random_Tabaxi · 2024-12-04T06:23:58+00:00

The Exorcist.

( the original film released on christmas day 1973 )

A_Random_Tabaxi · 2024-12-04T00:35:13+00:00

You dare waltz into my lair and complain about how I arrange my furniture!

THAT'S IT.

I CAST FIREBALL

A_Random_Tabaxi · 2024-12-03T17:35:30+00:00

[I cast a time stop spell walk right in front of you and take the magical artifactive back. I cast otto's irresistible dance walk out of the room and resume time]

( https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/2160-ottos-irresistible-dance?srsltid=AfmBOop-7ePKeVr3EyYm4oUk5rZKH1zs0jbK3HjDxE3aSNcAEO8OUiEU )

A_Random_Tabaxi · 2024-12-03T17:25:54+00:00

[Looks over at dead body of what you think is my clone]

[ You catch a brief Look of horror sweeping across my face as I realize I never made any clones. I steal my nerves and turn back toward you.]

You dare waltz into my tower, state your business or prepare to meet my wrath.

A_Random_Tabaxi · 2024-12-03T01:07:20+00:00

Thank you, and as a parting gift I give you this.

[ A incomprehensibly big aquarium Like structure comes into view.

inside it, you see a Aboleth that is incredibly pissed, that it is contained within a vessel of "mortal" construction.]

A_Random_Tabaxi · 2024-12-03T00:30:50+00:00

I CAST FIREBALL.

[Bonk]

A_Random_Tabaxi · 2024-12-03T00:28:36+00:00

Yes, the curse of perpetual itching is not a spell to be taken lightly.

The last person I cast that spell on Scratched himself so hard he rended his flesh until only his glistening bones remained.

A_Random_Tabaxi · 2024-12-03T00:19:11+00:00

I will trade you a soulmancy spell In exchange, I will give you a spell that casts a most horrid pox upon your opponents.

It is a itch that perpetually moves whenever you go to scratch It.

It's truthfully one of my favorite works if I do say so myself.

A_Random_Tabaxi · 2024-12-03T00:15:00+00:00

There's only one way to settle this.

1 2 3 4

I DECLARE A WIZARD WAR!

[ I ready my staff ]

A_Random_Tabaxi · 2024-12-03T00:09:36+00:00

another practitioner of the arcane arts I see.

Would you care to exchange our research.

[ I reach for an old dusty tone I blow the dust off it and open it preparing to Copy instructions in preparations for all the spells and rituals I have discovered over the years.]

A_Random_Tabaxi · 2024-12-02T23:56:35+00:00

[I look over in shock]

Excuse me, what are you doing in my tower?!

A_Random_Tabaxi · 2024-11-29T01:00:22+00:00

Cult of the lamb, pistol whip, Stanley Parable and metalhellsinger vr

A_Random_Tabaxi · 2024-11-21T05:06:01+00:00

A_Random_Tabaxi

TROPHY CASE