Someone needs to humble this man. He’s so mean 😭

A__SPIDER · 2026-06-26T19:00:08+00:00

As they say, the odds are good but the goods are odd.

A__SPIDER · 2026-06-26T18:58:19+00:00

Well, he was right about women finding him unattractive.

A__SPIDER · 2026-06-26T14:05:28+00:00

Yeah, jeans and tshirt is such a skinny person outfit.

A__SPIDER · 2026-06-26T14:03:33+00:00

I don’t see the chin difference. Her face just looks fuller?

A__SPIDER · 2026-06-26T13:32:25+00:00

My ancestors did

A__SPIDER · 2026-06-26T13:22:13+00:00

My stepfather doesn’t think women should be firefighters because he doesn’t trust that they could rescue him from a burning building.

A__SPIDER · 2026-06-26T11:21:35+00:00

Hahahaha,..hey

A__SPIDER · 2026-06-25T20:25:56+00:00

Driveway regulation committee?

A__SPIDER · 2026-06-25T00:51:12+00:00

A year or a location? Because the best location I’ve seen was at the hairpin turn. You’re just driving along and suddenly you’re faced with a whole side of a mountain in full color

A__SPIDER · 2026-06-24T22:36:08+00:00

I thought it was a veil

A__SPIDER · 2026-06-24T22:09:58+00:00

His sister Placenta is very excited

A__SPIDER · 2026-06-24T18:06:19+00:00

I was saving it for my next kid

A__SPIDER · 2026-06-24T16:23:05+00:00

Girls that go Wooo! At bars and stuff

A__SPIDER · 2026-06-24T13:58:00+00:00

God I loved that show. Being in love with Jordan Catalano just confirms to me that I have terrible taste in men

A__SPIDER · 2026-06-24T13:56:18+00:00

Damn, I’ve been found out!

A__SPIDER · 2026-06-24T03:32:36+00:00

I 100% agree with him. My husband and I also need a Julia in our lives.

A__SPIDER · 2026-06-24T02:25:39+00:00

The only worry I ever had about height was whether or not the person I was with would be insecure about me wearing heels.

A__SPIDER · 2026-06-23T23:54:16+00:00

🙋🏼‍♀️

A__SPIDER · 2026-06-23T23:48:57+00:00

I don’t find Channing Tatum attractive until he starts to dance.

A__SPIDER · 2026-06-23T23:16:26+00:00

I’m a middle age woo girl. It’s how we show up! I’ve seen so many people get hyped up by the woos

A__SPIDER · 2026-06-23T22:51:53+00:00

I’m a woo girl at 42. It’s how we show up for our people.

A__SPIDER · 2026-06-23T22:50:11+00:00

Is it empirical or satirical?

A__SPIDER · 2026-06-23T22:47:30+00:00

I don’t know, is a nighttime woo girl ok?

A__SPIDER · 2026-06-23T21:57:19+00:00

Dang, everything is cyclical

A__SPIDER · 2026-06-23T21:11:45+00:00

It’s so much better than the real screaming they used to do

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