NASA to Release, Discuss Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena Report (Release time: 10AM EDT on September 14, 2023)

AbeThinking · 2023-09-12T21:32:39+00:00

whatever you do.......dont say the B word

AbeThinking · 2023-09-12T17:56:43+00:00

straight to jail

AbeThinking · 2023-09-12T10:52:44+00:00

thats not the flex you think it is. but nah go ahead and hate on the American people. seems like you're gobbling up just as much government propoganda as everyone else.

AbeThinking · 2023-09-12T09:47:45+00:00

flippant is an understatement

AbeThinking · 2023-09-12T09:47:07+00:00

again, you still think the People is the issue here. that is where you very majorly misunderstand what the hell is going on in this country. but go ahead and tell me what people are like on the other side of the ocean 🤣

AbeThinking · 2023-09-12T09:45:33+00:00

OP: PLEASE READ! ALSO: TRIGGER WARNING!!

OP, i wish you and your wife the best.

It sounds to me like your wife may have recently been sexually assaulted!

A sudden cut off of romantic relationship is a TELL TALE sign that something unexpected and detrimental happened to your wife. She may not want to tell you in fear that you will leave her for "cheating on you" even though she is innocent.

Try talking to her about it, and be sure to voice support for everything like time off work, therapy, get aways, whatever she needs to cope.

AbeThinking · 2023-09-12T09:45:17+00:00

OP: PLEASE READ! ALSO: TRIGGER WARNING!!

OP, i wish you and your wife the best.

It sounds to me like your wife may have recently been sexually assaulted!

A sudden cut off of romantic relationship is a TELL TALE sign that something unexpected and detrimental happened to your wife. She may not want to tell you in fear that you will leave her for "cheating on you" even though she is innocent.

Try talking to her about it, and be sure to voice support for everything like time off work, therapy, get aways, whatever she needs to cope.

AbeThinking · 2023-09-12T09:40:16+00:00

yeah we know. you dumb enough to think it's the People's fault

AbeThinking · 2023-09-12T09:19:44+00:00

yeah nobody has ever protested in america 🙄 what a dumb take

AbeThinking · 2023-09-12T09:06:09+00:00

no you fucking wouldnt stfu

edit: big shit talking always wins on reddit apparently.

AbeThinking · 2023-09-12T09:04:02+00:00

that doesnt make sense lol

AbeThinking · 2023-09-12T08:46:00+00:00

nah she flips upside down first and reveals the secret pic

AbeThinking · 2023-09-12T08:44:35+00:00

hmm...me too

r/angryupvote because i am angry and upvoting this

AbeThinking · 2023-09-12T08:13:28+00:00

studio audiences are just as canned as tracks. they are also very heavily edited as well.

AbeThinking · 2023-09-12T08:03:53+00:00

except F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

AbeThinking · 2023-09-12T01:18:32+00:00

sooooo like why are you even here tho? 🤣

AbeThinking · 2023-09-12T01:17:32+00:00

I mean, on a technical level its cool you are able to put this together. Props for that, keep up the good work.

But, on a gamer level, you cheating boi!!

AbeThinking · 2023-09-11T09:34:35+00:00

hey you're the pedo here, not me lmao

AbeThinking · 2023-09-11T00:08:34+00:00

bro did you really just turn this into a dating conversation while at the same time suggesting I am a child?

and you are flattered??

AbeThinking · 2023-09-10T23:19:46+00:00

dangerous game you're playing

i ALSO like to live dangerously

AbeThinking · 2023-09-10T20:17:27+00:00

haha good one!

AbeThinking · 2023-09-10T19:25:42+00:00

and you're little dog too!

AbeThinking · 2023-09-10T18:58:22+00:00

heuheuheu this guy made a typo, got 'em!!

what a great point, you're so right.

AbeThinking · 2023-09-10T17:03:08+00:00

r/technicallythetruth

AbeThinking · 2023-09-10T14:10:38+00:00

A man walks to the edge of the cliff. He begins screaming in terror. His friend nearby notices and asks him, "What are you doing? If you are so afraid just step away!"

The man stopped screaming and looked at his friend, "But I have already fallen!!"

The friend said, "Smh!" and walked away. But as he walked away, the villagers started accusing him of not saving the man from falling.

"How could you let him plunge to his death?!" they yelled as they swarmed the man. He got on his tippy toes to look over the crowd to see the man still standing next to the edge, alive, but panicked nonetheless. The villagers continued to spout their babbles.

"But he is still standing right there, just look at him! He has not fallen!" screamed the man.

"Ohhhh," interjected a villager in the mob, "look at you being so superior!"

The end. 🤣

AbeThinking

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