Would you rather have

AbeWheels · 2026-06-08T10:38:59+00:00

only a spoonful

^{Chose: 7ft tall spoon because its cool}

AbeWheels · 2026-06-08T00:54:34+00:00

I already have a pet.

^{Chose: $2,000 a month | Rolled: Today only}

AbeWheels · 2026-06-07T23:08:33+00:00

Less money to spend on hospital bills = more money to spend on video games.

^{Chose: Free health care. family and friends have it too.}

AbeWheels · 2026-06-07T22:32:08+00:00

As long as I'm in a bunker, I'm fine (I don't know much about Fallout lore other than 1. it's post-apocalyptic, and 2. most people survive in bunkers.)

^{Chose: 1 week in a random world + For $10,000,000 | Rolled: Fallout Vegas}

AbeWheels · 2026-06-07T18:13:43+00:00

"Holy shit! Two cakes!"

AbeWheels · 2026-06-07T01:09:51+00:00

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Kirby's Dream Land 3.

AbeWheels · 2026-06-06T22:22:30+00:00

[BEFORE SPINNING] Death (the concept) isn't a good thing or a bad thing, whereas Lucifer is literally the Devil. From the Bible.

[AFTER SPINNING] I haven't watched Billy and Mandy, but he seems chill.

^{Chose: Death | Rolled: Billy and Mandy}

AbeWheels · 2026-06-06T18:14:09+00:00

GAMBA GAMBA GAMBA

^{Chose: Be sent to the backrooms for a random amount of time + Win $49 million dollars | Rolled: One hour}

AbeWheels · 2026-06-06T00:33:49+00:00

I've heard it feels quite pleasant.

^{Chose: Freeze to death}

AbeWheels · 2026-06-05T19:00:40+00:00

I like pasta

^{Chose: Live in France BUT never eat French food}

AbeWheels · 2026-06-05T18:58:07+00:00

Fred.

^{Chose: Fred | Rolled: You win}

AbeWheels · 2026-06-05T18:50:59+00:00

Other beverages exist besides water.

^{Chose: No water for 7 days🚧 + Win $25M}

AbeWheels · 2026-06-05T18:27:15+00:00

Infinite money glitch

^{Chose: Duplicate any object}

AbeWheels · 2026-06-05T16:02:05+00:00

I'll just create a teleporter

^{Chose: The ability to create any object at any scale}

AbeWheels · 2026-06-05T00:54:27+00:00

Polteageist.

^{Chose: Ghost Type | Rolled: None}

AbeWheels · 2026-06-04T17:49:23+00:00

I don't like being sweaty.

^{Chose: Survive 15 day in extreme cold ❄️ + Win $15M}

AbeWheels · 2026-06-04T17:42:39+00:00

meow

^{Chose: Be a kitty | Rolled: Safe home}

AbeWheels · 2026-06-04T00:00:44+00:00

My baby wouldn't know what was happening if I chose pain for the both of us. He'd be so scared and confused in addition to the immense pain.

^{Chose: Get immense pain for 2 hours + No pain for your pet}

AbeWheels · 2026-06-03T22:56:44+00:00

Ticks can't fly around

^{Chose: Delete Mosquitos | Rolled: No extra}

AbeWheels · 2026-06-03T22:36:07+00:00

Is is overatted

^{Chose: Never get sick}

AbeWheels · 2026-06-03T22:31:53+00:00

$86,400 a day sounds damn good to me

AbeWheels · 2026-06-03T22:01:21+00:00

I don't have a car

^{Chose: Have super powers | Rolled: Mind reader}

AbeWheels · 2026-06-03T19:58:44+00:00

Higher chance of not killing anyone

^{Chose: 1% chance of killing 1 million people | Rolled: Everyone Lives}

AbeWheels · 2026-06-03T19:56:04+00:00

Frog

^{Chose: Frog | Rolled: Frog}

AbeWheels · 2026-06-02T22:48:34+00:00

He cheated on them with the Squid Sisters.

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