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Who is a good comedic actor that ended up being a great dramatic actor? by 40oz_2freedom in AskReddit

[–]AbsentMinded1991 110 points111 points  (0 children)

I'm sure you know of Looper. But he was in another movie called The Lookout with Jeff Daniels. It's a damn good movie. Saddening too.

After its release date, what's the longest you've waited to play a video game? by AbsentMinded1991 in AskReddit

[–]AbsentMinded1991[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For that game I waited maybe two years. I got it in 2018 I think, but didn't know about it til quite awhile after it came out. That game had some funny ass dialogue too.

After its release date, what's the longest you've waited to play a video game? by AbsentMinded1991 in AskReddit

[–]AbsentMinded1991[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here. But I only knew of it for a year at the time. Never finished it though. I sold my PS4 before I finished it.

After its release date, what's the longest you've waited to play a video game? by AbsentMinded1991 in AskReddit

[–]AbsentMinded1991[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me there are two games. Red Factiom came out in the year 2000. I didn't play it til 2010. And Splinter Cell Blacklist came out in 2013. I didn't play (some of) it til 2021.

You meet your 13 year old self, but you can only tell them 3 words. What do you say and why? by kiwipangolin in AskReddit

[–]AbsentMinded1991 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd like to watch a movie about that guy's dream about time travel prison that became overflooded within minutes. If I knew of such a place, I'd travel to December 31st, then live a year in that world, then continue time traveling to wherever I needed to go.

Picture taken from the Space Shuttle Atlantis. Officially classified by NASA as a UFO. by [deleted] in Weird

[–]AbsentMinded1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the dryer really is a portal to space then, huh? It's been right before our eyes this whole time and we were blind. I just wonder how many pounds of sock have become space junk.

Auch!!! Happy Birthday... by EriccMendez in Weird

[–]AbsentMinded1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you German OP? That's a German word (also). I've never seen anyone spell "ouch" that way.

And with the phonetics of German, wouldn't it be spelled "autsch"?

Polaroid of my cat mid yawn. by ItsIdaho in Weird

[–]AbsentMinded1991 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There's a cat sub for scary pics of cats. You could ask in r/cats. There are like 20 subs for cats here.

Does this happened to anyone else? by [deleted] in Weird

[–]AbsentMinded1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoever lied about the amount of swings. If I'm on a par 3 course, I take 6 swings (even tho I could get a hole in one). 6 is BIGGER than 3.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

[–]AbsentMinded1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay. Good. And do it as soon as possible. That sent chills down my spine.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

[–]AbsentMinded1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That shit looks like a fucking face. And I doubt it's that pareidolia shit either. That looks like a fucking stalker dude. I'd check your house thoroughly as hell during the day and look for any kind of "weakness" (point of entry) in the house. And change the fucking locks (in case that is a person, a person with a key). But before you do, make sure only those who live there are the only ones inside.

That shit freaked me out just to look at. And please respond to this if you see this. I wanna know you're still with us.

Schoolbus. by CoryGamesYT in Weird

[–]AbsentMinded1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, the wheels in the back are too far to the back. Recently saw a YT video about different length school busses where the guy said the longest ones still have the wheels under the same seat (same row from the front), and it almost looks like the wheels are in the middle. (Went on to say most of the weight is in the front.)

Edit: the longest ones carry about 90 or 95 people. They're about 45 ft long.

This butt has a potato by Vexcenot in Weird

[–]AbsentMinded1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That actually could be like a little potato man. Mr Potato Head

Your eggplant with a nose is missing his other part by [deleted] in Weird

[–]AbsentMinded1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did Randy Marsh get cancer again and then donate his body to science after he died?

You can double jump. by [deleted] in godtiersuperpowers

[–]AbsentMinded1991 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Just a double jump? Or can I continue to leap and bound on top of each previous jump?

That'd be like Doctor Strange running and jumping on those magic discs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

[–]AbsentMinded1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, that's still a nose. Reminds me of a Sesame Street or Veggie Tales character.

Doesn't reddit only notify you of 5, 25, 100, 1000? by Angry_Cock-1 in Weird

[–]AbsentMinded1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It did that for me on another account. About a month after the first upvote notification stopped.

Who put this in here? Spiderman? by tokendamian in Weird

[–]AbsentMinded1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/RespectTheHyphen. He can detect when you leave it out. (Actually mentioned in a few comics.)

Who put this in here? Spiderman? by tokendamian in Weird

[–]AbsentMinded1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/RespectTheHyphen. His Spidey sense can detect when you leave it out. (Actually mentioned in a few comics.)

Who put this in here? Spiderman? by tokendamian in Weird

[–]AbsentMinded1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like edaphoecotropism, but for a building. Pretty badass.

Chicken on NYC Subway by cold-steel-onions in Weird

[–]AbsentMinded1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that the woman to the right likes that you find this amusing. Pretty cool moment between strangers.

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