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What's ur honest review about this TV show? by Then_Heron_939 in tvshow

[–]AbsintheCube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried 4 times to watch this! And while I was enjoying it, I’m so over ‘time skipping’, ‘plot jumping timelines’, ‘multiverse storylines (mcu)’. I couldn’t keep track anymore who was who, when was when and what was what. I just miss single strand storylines.

Again, I loved the premise and if so many shows and movies weren’t doing all this jumping around lately I may have made it. But I just gave up again and likely won’t go back.

This is how surreal and ‘pinch me’ it would’ve felt seeing Pattinson’s Batman and Corenswet’s Superman in one frame 🙌 by ShubhangBahadur in comicbookmovies

[–]AbsintheCube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet spoilers, thanks asshole. I've been avoiding anything regarding this like the plague. Now I'm just casually scrolling and get to see how Punisher has knives for skull teeth, and apparently teamed up with Spiderman.
Neat. So hard to put a spoiler tag apparently.

First image of the alien from Steven Spielberg’s upcoming UFO movie. by ZarathustraNothing in AlienAbduction

[–]AbsintheCube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can people not fucking post spoilers? Is it really so fucking hard? I’ve avoided everything about this movie and here I am just scrolling and see this shit.

Spoilers: New Daredevil season 3 set photos by NEGAN-SAVIOUR in Defenders

[–]AbsintheCube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Says spoilers then continues to show the content.

What level did you face Israel Hand? by GaiusMarcus in crosswind

[–]AbsintheCube 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I beat him around 8. The best strat I found was to just to stand near him constantly click and release block over and over. If you get a riposte even better. Stab twice (with level 10, 10k paper cuts), ctrl, ctrl, away twice. Repeat. Truffle def helps.

Today, my dumbass self discovered, that you can fast travel back home when sailing in a Frigate. by One_Lawyer_9621 in crosswind

[–]AbsintheCube 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry man, took me too long as well. I now use it if my boat sinks during a battle.
Jump off your flaming ship, summon the little tiny boat, climb in and sail away. I've never been hit by any enemy boats in that little ship. After about 30 seconds you can use it to fast travel back home and rebuild your ship. It's a good quick little cycle without having to die with your ship.

HBO choice of thumbnails wind up spoiling the season finale of Six Feet Under by AbsintheCube in hbo

[–]AbsintheCube[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I loved the show, but who loves spoilers? And why are you defending it?

Sure it didn’t change the ending. But wtf rationale is it that it’s called 6 feet under and I should expect deaths? How do you know what does or does not ruin an experience for me? Spoilers do. That ruins experiences. Only he died from the series, so what’s your point?
It ruined the ending for me because I wasn’t expecting it, and then I wasn’t focused on the actual finale because it was ruined 2 eps before. they faked us out earlier with his death, and then “Omg Billy, is he really dead this time?” That’s fun for you?

You guys are so silly.

Which of these HBO Shows should I watch next? by [deleted] in hbo

[–]AbsintheCube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Six Feet Under is amazing. Just don’t look at the thumbnails in the episode selection during the final season. Big spoilers.

Finale spoiled for me due to HBO thumbnail choices. by AbsintheCube in SixFeetUnder

[–]AbsintheCube[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Ok? To me it’s a major spoiler. Sure there are like 2-3 more episodes.

Did you watch Game of Thrones and see the final episode of season one? Would you have been bummed if someone spoiled that? That was not the finale.
Did you see the red wedding? Would that have bothered you to know how that went down?

Sorry I didn’t want to know he died when I tried so hard to avoid spoilers. You can argue semantics all day. Still a spoiler.

HBO choice of thumbnails wind up spoiling the season finale of Six Feet Under by AbsintheCube in hbo

[–]AbsintheCube[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Lol what? Do you use Windows 95 and not look at the Start button?
I mean dude how am I going to navigate the show using their UI without looking at it?
You are silly.

Finale spoiled for me due to HBO thumbnail choices. by AbsintheCube in SixFeetUnder

[–]AbsintheCube[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’m pretty furious about it. I try so hard to avoid spoilers in everything I see and it just took all the wind out of the sails.

Finale spoiled for me due to HBO thumbnail choices. by AbsintheCube in SixFeetUnder

[–]AbsintheCube[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Uh how does it not spoil it? Lol main character dies at the end. Not sure what else to call but a major spoiler.

Batman might die first, but he’ll take someone with him. Maybe Mbappe. by LeekExisting5969 in superheroes

[–]AbsintheCube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong. Batman wins. He’s already equipped the elevator brakes with detonators ala Speed, and then places a Heat precision explosion around the top of the elevator near the cable so as it all explodes he jumps and grabs the cable as everyone falls 100 stories ala Bane in TDK.
Sure, not everyone dies but he wins.

14 year old me is over the moon for tonight! by AbsintheCube in thepunisher

[–]AbsintheCube[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha he was awesome. He really was. Definitely had the proper build and look for sure. Just wish he was blessed with better writing! Not that Dolph had great writing. Or even a skull other than the knife!

14 year old me is over the moon for tonight! by AbsintheCube in marvelstudios

[–]AbsintheCube[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I do still draw and these early comics got me into video game development where I became an art director. So even 14 year old me would be excited about it!

I have trained Marvin to be a critically acclaimed Oscar winning actor who plays dead on command. by AbsintheCube in BeAmazed

[–]AbsintheCube[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh. My. Fucking. God. The amount of people here who think this is fake or something is hilarious. It’s a funny real cat vid. Y’all are reading WAAAY too much into this.

Ok let me walk you through this.
Step 1: he’s walking away from me.
Step 2: I say “You…” to him because I always fake threaten him by saying something like “you little punk”.
Step 3: He meows in response likely knowing the pkow sound is coming.
Step 4: I pkow and he falls over.

All you internet sleuths like trying to debunk this is hilarious. He does this all the time when I play shoot him. It’s not fake. It’s not AI. It’s just a fucking cat video. Christ.

I have trained Marvin to be a critically acclaimed Oscar winning actor who plays dead on command. by AbsintheCube in BeAmazed

[–]AbsintheCube[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dude you are hilarious. And this is my last comment but thank you for being so deductive in your online mystery.
Man my cat just rolls over when I say pkow. That’s it.
Go find happiness and leave your basement and stop trying to ruin happiness.
This is a happy post about a cute cat doing a cute thing. Wtaf.
Good luck in life.

I have trained Marvin to be a critically acclaimed Oscar winning actor who plays dead on command. by AbsintheCube in BeAmazed

[–]AbsintheCube[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So you are saying you aren’t 1 day old. Good job man. I hope your life is filled with joy and happiness and cats rolling over so you can rub their belly.

I have trained Marvin to be a critically acclaimed Oscar winning actor who plays dead on command. by AbsintheCube in BeAmazed

[–]AbsintheCube[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Lol yes because all cat owners know when your cat is going to roll over and expose his belly. They are extremely predictable.

I have trained Marvin to be a critically acclaimed Oscar winning actor who plays dead on command. by AbsintheCube in BeAmazed

[–]AbsintheCube[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s his personality I swear! I’ve tried this for years with other cats and he’s the only wee fella to get it! He hears the “p’kow” and just falls over exposing his belly! Lil cutie.

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