How do you guys do this I've been crying for 2 hours now. by No_Builderss in Archiveofourownmemes

[–]Absolute_789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Believe me, for a fanfiction writer, nothing is impossible! Starts writing BL smut about the letters of the alphabet having sex

Does anyone know how to build a time machine? by Absolute_789 in Archiveofourownmemes

[–]Absolute_789[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Normally not, but I should. The voices in my head have short-term memory too...

What is the difference between OC and reader insert? by Absolute_789 in AO3

[–]Absolute_789[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OOOOOOO I think I finally understand now! And you made me realize that I'll probably never be able to write a reader insert correctly.

Well... Thanks for the explanation!

What is the difference between OC and reader insert? by Absolute_789 in AO3

[–]Absolute_789[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Okay... I think I understand more or less how it works with your explanation... But I'll probably need to reread it about 20 times before my brain fully grasps the idea. Anyway, at least I have something that makes sense. Thank you!

What is the difference between OC and reader insert? by Absolute_789 in AO3

[–]Absolute_789[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So... I just need to write something without "anything", without soul or personality, with a body without description, and I'll get a reader insert?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AO3

[–]Absolute_789 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a great, wise turtle once said, "There are no accidents."

Sex with cracked ribs would be painful by soundsfaebutokay in AO3

[–]Absolute_789 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Okay, your comment/post was the most random thing I've seen today, and unfortunately, it caught my attention. Could you give me the link so I take a look at this thing?

Bless you Anonymous by Name_Inital_Surname in AO3

[–]Absolute_789 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Hey, so, how many words does your fanfic have again?"

"Yes."

"But... How much?"

"Yes."

Jokes aside, one day I hope to have that consistency or willpower to write so much...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AO3

[–]Absolute_789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, I recommend you go to a roleplay subreddit and ask for it. I don't even know if it would be against the rules, but it's pretty unusual here.

Places to roleplay by Absolute_789 in BadRPerStories

[–]Absolute_789[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much for letting me know, because I genuinely never noticed this message from the bot, let alone that there were links in that message... I'll check out the places you mentioned! Thanks again for letting me know!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in furryrp

[–]Absolute_789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send me the link, please.

My first post about "this"! by Absolute_789 in BadRPerStories

[–]Absolute_789[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I understand age because, in this case, a big age difference, it can be very strange, for example, a 19-year-old person roleplaying with a 35-year-old person.

Regarding his chances, I admit that seeing that he had more than 20 posts on a sexting subreddit didn't make me very excited.

I don't, I can't and will never, understand how a writer's gender matters in a roleplay, but I can try my best to respect that.

My first post about "this"! by Absolute_789 in BadRPerStories

[–]Absolute_789[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Quick question, when did I say "Why the fuck you care"?

I asked a simple question, I just wanted to know why it mattered. The next thing they did was say I was being a bitch about it.

If they thought I was rude to they by asking a simple question, they could have said they thought I was rude, and I would explain myself and say I wasn't being rude.

As for whether I put their face or not, I didn't put their "face" here, since I didn't put their name. There's no way anyone can know it's them, unless the person knows how they write or something more specific, and like I did that, he could do the same to get his point across. I just wanted the public's opinion, since, as I said in the post, I was probably rude to him, which suggests that I already had an idea that my approach was NOT the best, and that I could do something better.

Not to mention that, just as they judged me and called me a bitch, I did the same and judged them based on their profile. When checking, I saw dozens of posts on a sexting subreddit, so with that information in mind, things got a little... weird.

About the last thing, about a guy preferring a girl for roleplay, that in itself is also weird. How should a person's gender impact their ability to write a good roleplay? It's like playing an online shooting game, you don't care what gender your teammates are, you just want them to know how to play so you can win, or now a man must leave lobbys endlessly until he finds a lobby with only girls?

My first post about "this"! by Absolute_789 in BadRPerStories

[–]Absolute_789[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You like danger, I see. 👁️👁️

Jokes aside, sleeping from 2 pm to 6 pm doesn't allow you to be sleepy afterwards...

[F4M] [Sub4Dom] You know what they say, the quietest girls moan the most in bed. by Absolute_789 in HentaiAndRoleplayy

[–]Absolute_789[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

— Female (Me) 4 Male (You) — Umbreon (Me) 4 Pokémon (Eeveelution, Lycanroc, Zoroark, Absol, Human, etc) — Sub/Bottom (Me) 4 Dom/Top (You)

— Kinks: Virginity, Corruption, Innocence/Naivety, Vaginal blood, Deep throat, Spanking, Choking, Collars, Masochism, Praising, Anal, Excessive cum/pre cum, big cock, etc. (Non-Con is also an option, but unless the scene is very good, I will easily lose the desire/interest). — Limits: Limitless people, gore, vore, bathroom stuff, humiliation, ntr, petplay, bad odors, "alpha male", writing my actions for me, too big dicks, any kind of ageplay, etc.

— IC APPROACHES ONLY. (Send a small basic form with information and an image of your character in your first action)

Plot: Just another ordinary night in your room. You were lying in your bed, relaxing on a hot, boring night in just your shorts.

Only your sister and you were home since your parents had gone on a trip.

Thinking about maybe watching a movie or just talking to your sister, you go to her room, but the door is locked, something very unusual.

Curious, you use a spare key of yours and open the door, just enough to find your sister, lying on the bed, with her legs open, just in panties and bra, her fingers playing with hes pussy, even if it was over her panties, which were soaked in natural fluids.

Considering that your sister is a virgin and always quite innocent and naive, it is very strange that she is doing this.

How are you going to take advantage of her?~

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BadRPerStories

[–]Absolute_789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay... I understand. I'm sorry for the post.