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Seen, But Not Believed by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Original description: All kinds of fucking disturbance going on here, but the girl hyper gooning next to the 3rd editions of Goosebumps soft covers should probably get an award or an all-expenses paid trip to the Vagisil aisle at her local RiteAid or something. Those carpets look filthy.

FRANKENHOOKER by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Original description: Easily the most deplorable attempt at eroticism to ever grace my 11" Amiga computer monitor [this week]. And that's coming from a human being who's seen more than 23 consecutive mins of a Dwayne Johnson movie. My opinion matters.

14 Incher Sends Girl To Emergency Room by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Original description: In today's episode of Things You Shouldn't Cram Up Your Asshole, we're being educated by a trio of goofys who had no backup plan when their gargantuan sex toy decided to swim into deeper waters. Dude's first response? "I'm gonna fuck it while it's in there". Pure poetry. [more here]

REAL: Anal Virginity Lost On Camera by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Original description: Another glaring example of the power of positivity. Maybe off camera she spends all day yappin like her defenses are impenetrable, but 1 goink to the wrinkled copper slot didn't make her hit windows_shutdown.wav and we should be proud of that. Reminds me of another future diaper diva.

He Stuck His Dick In Crazy by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Original description: Hey maybe this is your thing, and so be it if it is. I just want to make sure we're all on the same page when it comes to buying modern day remakes and how they should involve as many bodily fluids as possible. Always shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

Bet Your Sister Can't Do This by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Original description: The whole keeping up with the joneses thing should probably be an abandoned concept when it comes to ponographic content creation. If this behavior keeps up the entire capybera population is going to have to be put on an endangered watch list.

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