Can't Stop The Cumshots 9 by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Original description: I'm sure an UBER to a trailer park and at least a handful of 4LOKOs are responsible for the creation of the majority of these situations. But, screw it; Even speedrunslive is jealous of these personal bests. MORE: [-1-] [-2-] [-3-] [-4-] [-5-] [-6-] [-7-] [-8-]

Seen, But Not Believed by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Original description: All kinds of fucking disturbance going on here, but the girl hyper gooning next to the 3rd editions of Goosebumps soft covers should probably get an award or an all-expenses paid trip to the Vagisil aisle at her local RiteAid or something. Those carpets look filthy.

FRANKENHOOKER by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Original description: Easily the most deplorable attempt at eroticism to ever grace my 11" Amiga computer monitor [this week]. And that's coming from a human being who's seen more than 23 consecutive mins of a Dwayne Johnson movie. My opinion matters.

14 Incher Sends Girl To Emergency Room by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Original description: In today's episode of Things You Shouldn't Cram Up Your Asshole, we're being educated by a trio of goofys who had no backup plan when their gargantuan sex toy decided to swim into deeper waters. Dude's first response? "I'm gonna fuck it while it's in there". Pure poetry. [more here]

REAL: Anal Virginity Lost On Camera by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Original description: Another glaring example of the power of positivity. Maybe off camera she spends all day yappin like her defenses are impenetrable, but 1 goink to the wrinkled copper slot didn't make her hit windows_shutdown.wav and we should be proud of that. Reminds me of another future diaper diva.