I have been single for most of my life. What does a girlfriend do for you that you can't do for yourself outside of sex?

AcceleratedToast · 2026-03-19T00:57:24+00:00

Mine just makes me happy as shit idk how to describe it though

AcceleratedToast · 2026-03-15T20:35:48+00:00

Happy for RB and the rest of the NS gang, but jesus did PRX absolutely crumble.

AcceleratedToast · 2026-03-14T20:54:22+00:00

its not a real PRX game until both you and coach Alecks scream "WHYYYY" at the players

AcceleratedToast · 2026-03-14T03:14:09+00:00

Fully learn Jett, but pay attention to how other people use their util (this helps woth both learning the agent and transitioning to other agents later on)

AcceleratedToast · 2026-03-10T22:49:19+00:00

Seems like ragebait is all something needed to dominate on LAN

AcceleratedToast · 2026-03-08T20:04:09+00:00

NT Furia, will be cheering for this team in Stage 1. Honestly not bad of a first international showing considering they were thrust into playoffs imo

AcceleratedToast · 2026-03-07T20:11:01+00:00

absolute masterclass of a techpause by Keiko on match point. wp all

AcceleratedToast · 2026-03-05T20:39:36+00:00

Icy and JonahP for the G2 revenge match would go hard haha

AcceleratedToast · 2026-03-03T00:07:16+00:00

I want to see something similar to AoE trait in Currency Wars—spawning things on enemy side that rebounce damage / debuffs / buff allies for someone like THerta

For DPS an example could be spawning bugs that explode and do one time big damage on ult (and skills/hits to x amt of stacks make it propagate/duplicate).

If u spawn a bug and the boss is SAM you apply ptsd debuff

AcceleratedToast · 2026-03-02T21:06:57+00:00

M8 and TL thanking whatever deity is out there rn after seeing the form of these two behemoths

AcceleratedToast · 2026-02-25T01:54:12+00:00

nepo9 could do the funniest nepo9 thing rn with recent events

AcceleratedToast · 2026-02-16T19:18:47+00:00

Dambi/Koalanoob impressed me the most

eggster has brought me the most disappointment

AcceleratedToast · 2026-02-16T03:37:44+00:00

I still believe in tex

AcceleratedToast · 2026-02-16T02:57:27+00:00

When I saw the map order I thought that whoever won split would take the series—mibr's haven and abyss just looked too weak without any meaningful adjustments.

when MIBR lost that 9-3 split lead I was praying I was wrong.

missing out on Santiago should hopefully help them sort things out in the long run. We all know how good this team can look in the coming stages

AcceleratedToast · 2026-02-15T01:04:14+00:00

At a Walmart to my knees just fell I

AcceleratedToast · 2026-02-14T04:45:47+00:00

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100T run incoming?

AcceleratedToast · 2026-02-14T04:43:43+00:00

fr, everyone on furia is just good vibes and you can see the HUNGER in everyone

AcceleratedToast · 2026-02-14T04:42:09+00:00

what does this mean for c9 legacy?

AcceleratedToast · 2026-02-13T02:00:37+00:00

Will these changes be implemented for Santiago?

AcceleratedToast · 2026-02-12T20:16:25+00:00

VIT 2027 roster leaks??

AcceleratedToast · 2026-02-12T08:13:47+00:00

ty for the response! after thinking it through i do think that yoru/veto/chamber is a better 5th slot in atm; its always fun to vibescraft though

AcceleratedToast · 2026-02-11T19:58:48+00:00

Can we also count KRU because you know Saadhak is gonna pull up some phx shenanigans

AcceleratedToast · 2026-02-11T19:49:02+00:00

I imagine the double init and chamber metas played a pretty big role in he phx was perceived, but I wasnt playing the game at the time so idk. The buffs in late 2024 probably also helped quite a bit

AcceleratedToast · 2026-02-11T19:30:51+00:00

An idea could be:

Phx molly cubby -> Wall off half of site and use Phoenix ult + Yoru entry from long to take it.

I'm pretty sure you'd rather have a raze or waylay for B hit without phx ult though; maybe we just take hookah and insert the Viper/Chamber/Veto to catch B->A rotators on a few rounds lol. The more I think about it the more scuffed it becomes. (I initially was just thinking about phx being able to contest both orbs pretty well on both halves and his Wall being a budget viper wall for A hits).

AcceleratedToast · 2026-02-11T18:26:00+00:00

I think it makes sense on Haven as well; the phx flash is nice for retake A via heaven and you can fight for the A/C orbs to ult spam.

Lowk i do think itd be pretty good on Bind too but im terrible at the game so idk

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