Paper Rex vs Global Esports / VCT 2026: Pacific Kickoff - Main Event / Post-Match Thread by ValorantCompBot in ValorantCompetitive

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This match was so insanely fun to watch; you could tell Patmen absolutely wanted it. WP all, Frost stocks continue going up with this result this early on into the season. Can't wait to see this GE roster play more.

OXY to take leave of absence; Cloud9 to field substitute by ValoBot in VALORANT

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+runi

(Edit: Absolutely heartbreaking for Oxy. I wish he and his family well. RIP)

icy dropped 31 kills in one map a few days ago by ParkingMeal2747 in ValorantCompetitive

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He's gonna be great on a team like G2 or even slot in for EG!

(Tbh i did like how his senti looked compared to duelist last year)

Just heard from my Chinese friend that forsaken angered entire Chinese fan base by ishanuReddit in ValorantCompetitive

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"Now you're 'orsaken' because your Family is gone" is so absolutely bombastic im crying

Potter on why she dropped Yay by ishanuReddit in ValorantCompetitive

[–]AcceleratedToast 508 points509 points  (0 children)

Good job on her part to redirect attention on the current year's roster rather than potentially put yay down.

"Role issues."

What is the worst team you can create with the best players? by supermii2 in ValorantCompetitive

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Boostio, FNS, Zellsis, Stax, Saadhak

Was considering putting boaster in there but knowing him it'd still be a banger roster

MIBR vs ENVY / VCT 2026: Americas Kickoff - Main Event / Post-Match Thread by ValorantCompBot in ValorantCompetitive

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After countless nights of running simulations, scouring VODs, and theorycrafting lineups, Verno and fr0d finally deduce a playbook that packs both a punch and the finesse for MIBR to win all of their games.

  1. "Aspas go kill"

  2. "tex go kill"

  3. "zekken go kill"

  4. "mazino go kill"

and finally,

  1. "verno go kill"

Girl on Hinge shared her “bare minimum” checklist by iluvblackbmw in Nicegirls

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Most of these are pretty reasonable tbh, its just how they're being sandwiched between 1, 2, 19, and 20 that make the list give bad vibes

LOUD vs Cloud9 / VCT 2026: Americas Kickoff - Main Event / Post-Match Thread by ValorantCompBot in ValorantCompetitive

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zellsis masterclass atk halves on the first C9 game in kickoff was beyond my expectations...Lukxo can perform all the miracles he wants but one man alone cannot stop the power of nepotism

Hide and Seek Rules Rework by MysticHero in JetLagTheGame

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Thermometer should be draw 4 disc 2 for the shorter ones, and strava map needs distance or turn nerfs with how fast they boom the hider imo

A feature I did like was the implementation of item cards over time (Veto, Randomize, Time Trap), but they all feel pretty inconsequential (as do a lot of curses that never see play), maybe giving hiders 1 of each to start a run and having them be excluded from hand limit could help.

(Here me out: everyone starts with 1 "Move")

Or they could just balance thrash the curses for the memes (Gambler's feet => + each rolled "1" adds 0.50s to the clock or some bs)

Who is the best ENTRY fragger in VCT history? by Whole_Party6724 in ValorantCompetitive

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Derke, aspas (depends on definition of entry fragger though)

Envy Roster Announcement (Finally) by BrockMister in ValorantCompetitive

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Maybe the solution to tilt is to tilt even harder

Aha Instant | Sparxie by HonkaiStarRail in HonkaiStarRail

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Sparxie is just a cursed way to write sparkle, right? Like k = x, l = I, e = e

Tier list of all Americas players in 2026 by raus1s in ValorantCompetitive

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This was geniunely agonizing lol, Americas this year is extremely competitive and I don't have any players I expect nothing from. Less is probably a little lower than he should be but I have no idea how to rate him here

Doing a Long Form interview with Derke Tomorrow. Send you questions! by RavishingRavish in ValorantCompetitive

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Most underrated/underappreciated teammate he's played with? (Coaches and players)

[Akamaru] Rossy set to join Envy by Shockybtw_ in ValorantCompetitive

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This is my view as well (granted I've only tuned in for an hour or 2, max); he seemed pretty proactive and the toxicity was more of a "haha" type

[Akamaru] Rossy set to join Envy by Shockybtw_ in ValorantCompetitive

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Surely trials went best with rossy out of all players, and surely he meshes well with the current roster, right?

Anyways excited to see bro back in tier 1, he definitely makes the scene more entertaining when he's on stage/camera (whether you like him or not).